Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | May 30, 2014 |


Marilyn Manson was just cast in the final season of Sons of Anarchy. Is the role a stretch? You decide. (WG)

Angelina Jolie embarrassed her 12-year-old son, Maddox, by telling the world that he has a girlfriend. Does the fact that he’s “dating” offend you? Kids were making out at my junior high school in the hallway by then. Mostly, this revelation makes me feel old. (Lainey)

Roland Emmerich will direct the Stargate remake. He also has precise plans for the Independence Day sequels. You’re not excited about this, I know. Because Pajibans harbor a modicum of taste. (Slashfilm)

A very confused Pharrell says that, as a male, he’s not a feminist because “it’s not possible.” Perhaps he and Shailene Woodley can get together and bond over their joint delusions. Plus … girl, that mountee hat has got to go. (Jezebel)

Huh. These two celebrities are a thing now? How unexpected. (CB)

This week, we witnessed the surprising sight of Duchess Kate’s ass crack. While we’re on the subject, here is Prince Harry’s happy trail. Equal opportunity royal objectification at its finest. (DListed)

Prince William & Duchess Kate visited Scotland together for the first time. You’d better believe the Queen made sure Kate’s skirt had weights in it. (INO)

A writer at the Daily Beast is outraged at the notion that Duchess Kate should wear a slip to prevent future bum flashes. The title of this piece is “Take Your Slip and Shove It.” Is asking Kate not to flash her bum a strike against feminism? If Kate wants to flash the booty when she’s not working, fine. But she does it while on duty. I don’t flash my ass while doing my job … do you? (DB)

Milla Jovovich is still bloody gorgeous. Enough said. (GFY)

Charlize Theron popped “rape” into a conversation about press intrusion into her private life. She compares one of the most violent crimes to having her photo taken with Sean Penn or fielding interview questions about her love life. (Guardian)

I can’t stop laughing at this John Stamos movie poster. Has Michael Rapaport’s head always been this small? (Uproxx)

Google has released its staff diversity notes. To no one’s surprise, the company is overwhelmingly helmed and staffed by white males. (TMS)

Some film trailers can make you desire the experience of watching a movie without uttering a single word. Here are five successful examples. (Unreality)

Ancient civilizations can provide an astounding wealth of workout tips. These are probably good for people who are already into that paleo diet sh-t. (MF)

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.com.


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