Cat Fight!! Maggie Smith Eviscerates Shirley MacLaine, Dowager Countess-Style
In films that didn't disappoint news, someone over at Unreality has pitched an idea for a Cabin In The Woods TV series or comic book. And that's an AMAZING idea. If you think about it. And you should. (Unreality)
Have you heard about who may be appearing in the new Thor movie? Are you delighted? Not nearly delighted enough. (/Film)
You know how Shirley MacLaine is a bit of a nutbar? Well Maggie Smith had some fun at her expense this past weekend (what's a weekend?) in Toronto. Wouldn't you? (Vulture)
Listen, I'm not going to tell you your business, but I will say that if you've ever wondered what Jon's Hamm looks like, you need look no further than this SFW post from Dustin. (WG)
Speaking of surprisingly SFW, what do you think of the ad Larry Flynt took out in "The Washington Post?" (Buzzfeed)
"Batman: The Animated Series," which, along with the "X-Men" animated series, is the only reason I have even a shred of comic book cred, turned twenty. That's right, you're old. I SAID IT. (Gamma Squad)
Speaking of the Bat Man, Christian Bale took a young cancer patient to Disneyland which is "awwwwwww." There's an "awww" photo too. We spend a lot of time with negative stories about Bale so I'm disgustingly happy to share a positive one. (Cancer Kick)
One or two hermit crabs are cute. (Especially if they're in a cool glass houses...h/t Tamatha.) But an entire beach covered in them? GEUUUUUGHHH. (io9)
When the idea of an all-lady Expendables movie was first floated, Michelle Rodriguez was at the top of most of your lists. Well, first of all,
Michelle herself has said she doesn't feel qualified. Which may just be her polite way of distancing herself from this terrible franchise. Secondly, check out this way cooler list of tough lady actors who have been off the radar for awhile. I choose to believe Fairuza Balk is permanently on tour with Stillwater. (Flick)
One of the toughest chicks of them all, Carrie Mathison from "Homeland," will be returning this Fall. You can catch the first 20 minutes of the season premiere online here: (IndieWire)
If your heart cockles need a snuggle this morning, check out Muppeteer Caroll Spinney playing Oscar the Grouch with his Big Bird feet on. (22 Words)
Finally, as you may have already heard, Joel McHale is joining this season of "Sons Of Anarchy." From what I can gather he's playing a version of Bill Burr's character on "Breaking Bad," only with less ginger and more smolder. I am more than okay with this.
Joanna Robinson thinks hermit crabs in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.