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Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 31, 2014 | Comments ()


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Did you hear about the $40 million bet between George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg? Let your imagination run wild before you click and find out what the bet was really about and who won. (Uproxx)

Taylor Swift’s new “teenage goth” outfit leads me to believe she’s been hanging out with Lorde too much lately. (DListed)

File this under things you don’t want to worry about: What happens if you survive the apocalypse and only have one pair of contact lenses? (MF)

Dustin unearthed a not-quite-vintage interview of Louis C.K. asking hilarious and unfathomable questions of Donald Rumsfeld, who refused to answer a key inquiry. (WG)

Tom Cruise stepped out of the Scientology closet for a rare public appearance. He received the Legend of our Lifetime award, and his bangs are epic. (Lainey)

Duchess Kate & Prince Williams’ stock just went up thanks to this family photo of the couple posing with Prince George & dog Lupo. (GFY)

Shailene Woodley shows off the red carpet results of a lifestyle filled with clay eating & sunshine vagina time. The dress is Stella McCartney, so of course it looks cheap. (Us)

How many of you secretly loved Season 3 of MTV’s The Real World? Let’s have a show of hands. Don’t make me talk you into it like Bill Murray talking about Old Yeller in Stripes. (Unreality)

The world does not need a Taken-style thriller starring Mel Gibson. (Slashfilm)

Cameron Diaz believes that “all women have been sexually attracted to another woman.” Yes, she really said “all women.” Does Cami really carry such a narrow perspective, or is she simply appealing to the male fantasy of all girls wanting to rip each other’s shirts off? (Celebitchy)

Frozen officially scored the highest box-office record of an animated film. (TMS)

This examination of why original dialogue is so important in film is worth it. (FSR)

A very brave soul (a.k.a., a “crazy Italian man”) gives the Coke-And-Mentos trick an update with the aid of Nutella and a condom. (Kotaku)

Dave Chappelle is back. Again. Let’s see how long it lasts this time. (Gawker)

The official Captain America: The Winter Soldier tie-in game has arrived. $2.99 is the price, and it’s got style. (Kotaku)

While Omegajjj is waiting for the next installment in A Song of Ice and Fire, he’s checking out some fantasy trilogies so you don’t have to. This time he recommends The Thousand Names by Django Wexler with a 4-star review. (Cannonball Read 6)

Because I can’t resist, here’s a video of a two-legged Boxer on his first trip to the beach:

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  • Aaron Schulz

    I love boxers, they always look so tentative but ridiculously excited. I need like 7 dogs.

  • When you say 'clay eating' you're talking about the same shit that gets grubbed up out of the ground, right? Eating that regularly can't possibly be good for your body.

  • John W

    My worst case end of the world scenario is that we still have TV but the only thing that plays are reality shows like Real World.

  • Dumily

    So on the one hand, I think it's a bad idea to ever make generalized statements about what "all" people do or don't do. But on the other hand,

  • AvaLehra

    No joke, I have often thought about what would happen if I got stuck with one pair of contacts due to an end-of-the-world scenario. I'm as blind as bat without them -- or my glasses -- so this is a real fear.

  • Finance_Nerd

    I have the same fear and since I use daily disposables, I always take two weeks worth of those (along w/my glasses) with me when I travel. I also reorder when I have less than 90 days on hand. I learned in the army that it's better to have something and not need it than to need it and not have it.
    My fear is not so much the zombie apocalypse, but more of natural disasters (earthquakes anyone) and having to rely on the government for assistance.

  • grr arrgh

    I just got contacts today so I'm still a good bit paranoid about making sure my hands, the lenses, etc. are clean. I'd prefer to just have my glasses so I don't have to worry about keeping everything disinfected. Last thing anyone wants is an eye infection during the apocalypse.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The penultimate thing anyone wants is an apocalypse,

  • grr arrgh

    Touché, Mrs. J. Touché.

    The Amended List of Things People Don't Want:

    1. Apocalypses of any sort.
    2. Eye infections during said apocalypse.

  • BWeaves

    Yes, but the antepenultimate thing anyone wants is an eye infection.

    OK, I just needed an excuse to use antepenultimate in a sentence.

  • I have told my husband to save himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I know I am dead meat as a glasses-wearer.

  • ZombieNurse

    I was just coming down here to post that exact thing! I was actually thinking about it yesterday when putting my contacts in. I was trying to memorize the numbers on the package in case I ever had to loot an eyewear place.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    If you mash up Ransom and Payback you pretty much get Gibson's Taken. It's a genre he's pretty well-suited to.

  • Slim

    That dog is amazing.

  • BWeaves

    The dog was moving so fast, I couldn't tell WHICH two legs he had.

  • Jim

    Nutella and a condom? Sigh. More of the same.

  • Cameron Diaz needs to abandon the assumption that her vagina's inclinations are universal.

  • L.O.V.E.

    That Stella McCartney dress on Shailene Woodley is exquisite.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Which is not something often said about the work of Stella McCartney.

  • L.O.V.E.

    I respectively disagree. She has some really delicate stuff, along with some sharp outfits. Of course, that dress on Shailene only costs 4K. (sarcasm).

    http://www.neimanmarcus.com/St...

  • Mrs. Julien

    "not often"

  • Mrs. Julien

    Could Mel Gibson be Taken and then no one would look for him? I'd pay to see that.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Look, Cameron, I'd like to meet ALL these ladies you're talking about because as far as I can tell, the world is populated with hot straight ladies that can resist even my unsurpassed charms. So...maybe not ALL. Probably like...40%...ish. No, I didn't make that number up. It's science.

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