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Bryan Cranston Read His Favorite Erotic Fan Letter When 'Breaking Bad' Took Over Conan Last Night

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 24, 2013 | Comments ()


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What’s that? Jennifer Aniston ISN’T pregnant? Well blow me down. (Celebitchy)

My darling Wehdonites and other such nerdlingers, Agents of SHIELD debuts tonight. How excited are you on a scale of 1 to OH GOD THEY’RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE I LOVE? (Blastr)

The lovely Kysten Ritter, she who too briefly put the B in ABC and broke our hearts on Breaking Bad is weighing in with the rest of the world on the series. And, what do you know, she’s steadfastly Team Walt. Feh, Chloe would be. (Vulture)

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Speaking of weighing in on Breaking Bad, Dustin has a fine theory cooking over at Uproxx about how all the Team Walt meatheads (that’s you, Chloe) are going to be disappointed by the show’s finale. Not, like, Dexter-level disappointed. But still. (Uproxx)

One more Breaking Bad bit (before some other BB bits later), but here’s a smashing infographic of what the AMC show would look like if it were written by George RR Martin. Now I’m just living to hear Baby Holly babble “Valar Ma-mo-ma-morghulis.” (Unreality)

Speaking of smashing images, you sticklers might take exception with the terms “art nouveau,” but these highly stylized Miyazaki character portraits are outstanding. (Nerd Approved)

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I might be reading this io9 list of “The 9 Least Competent Jedi” incorrectly, but the answer appears to be “all the ones you can comfortably name, Joanna.” (io9)

Okay so the cast of the new Cinderella movie is, inarguably, amazing. Cate Blanchett vs. Helena Bonham Carter? Yes please. But LaineyGossip is right to point out the very…um…dime store novel look of Cinderella and her heaving bosom. (LaineyGossip)

Speaking of smut! Yay! E.L. James (boo), is launching a line of 50 Shades Of Grey wine. I’m seriously contemplating burning everything to the ground and using her sh*tty, poorly written hooch as a fire starter. (FilmDrunk)

Who pulls off the see-through burka look better than Aubrey Plaza? No one, that’s who. (GFY)

What what what is Kanye West on about, people? He claims he’s “reached the point where my Truman Show boat has crashed into the painting.” Then who’s Ed Harris in a beret? ARE WE ALL ED HARRIS IN A BERET? (DListed)

Here’s a round up of fun and interesting facts you didn’t know about the cast of Homeland. Damian Lewis singing and Morena Baccarin in her altogethers? Yes please. (WG)

Speaking scantily clad treats, here’s a Haunted House you can walk through completely naked. Great, so now everyone will know when you’re peeing in terror. (Geekologie)

Finally, the cast of Breaking Bad took over Conan last night and it was glorious. You can see all the highlights here…
(Laughing Squid)

…but above all else I want you to watch Bryan Cranston read this erotic fan letter. Go ahead, crack open a bottle of 50 Shades wine if you must. Enjoy.







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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • e jerry powell

    Joanna, book me a seat for you going all Fahrenheit 451. I'll bring the marshmallows. And the hot dogs. And anything else I can think of to roast. Maybe Cornish game hens. Or squab. Depending on where you decide to do it, we may be able to catch the squab there. Not transporting things too far is very green.

  • e jerry powell

    I love art nouveau EVERYTHING.

    Well, except art nouveau certain vegetables. I hate okra no matter what artistic style.

  • John W

    Oh nos. Fifty Shades of Breaking Bad.....

  • Speaking of fairy tales, why hasn't anyone cast Krysten Ritter as Snow White in something yet? It can't be because she doesn't look the part.

  • Tinkerville

    More importantly, why isn't she being cast in everything?

  • emmalita

    If there's going to be any burning shit down with poorly written hooch as tinder, I insist on being involved!

  • e jerry powell

    Bring a bottle of white wine. And maybe some fish sauce.

  • emmalita

    I have both! And chilis, are we going to need chilis?

  • e jerry powell

    Probably.

  • rigbyreardon

    Oh fuck, that video makes me like Bryan Cranston so much. I want to have sex with him. I'd let Aaron Paul watch.

  • e jerry powell

    But... "you imagine the scene your way."

  • bastich

    First rule of Naked Haunted House: Do not say "Trick or Treat" and expect a happy ending.

    (or expect a "happy ending", but not for you....)

  • Julie Chase

    That haunted house is not far from me. I want to go just to see if someone vajazzles for the occasion. Like making it look like bats are flying out of a cave.

  • emmalita

    The images that just popped into my head may send me back to therapy.

  • Maguita NYC

    Yeah Bitch!

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    "Great, so now everyone will know when you’re peeing in terror."

    The term you're looking for is fear boner.

  • Fredo

    I'm Ed Harris in a beret.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    CUE THE SUN.

  • WhoDeyKY

    A naked haunted house sounds like my sophomore year in the sorority house. no thanks Pennsylvania. I'm gonna have to pass.

  • bastich

    More details please

  • WhoDeyKY

    naked strangers in the night, weird noises, flaccid whiskey peckers, shaking bunk beds....

  • Uriah_Creep

    I think Flaccid Whiskey Peckers would be an awesome band name. You're welcome to it.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Well obviously those are the lyrics Sinatra SHOULD have sung.

  • bastich

    Sounds like my last letter to Penthouse.

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