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Blossom Sets Us Straight on What to Do if We See a Boob in Public

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | February 26, 2014 | Comments ()


This is pretty darned cool; the Mad Men cast gets the Norman Rockwell treatment for an upcoming Saturday Evening Post cover. (Post Gazette)

Speaking of magazine covers, she’s baaaack! Paula Deen that is. Can’t keep a bigoted woman down. (Celebitchy)

Frankly, I’d like to see all the show opening credits this way; The Walking Dead’s are one of my favorites. Check out the Community re-imagining. (Unreality)

Hallelujah; Ashton Kutcher’s Jobs rendition shall not stand! David Fincher is in talks to direct Aaron Sorkin’s biopic of the Apple co-founder—if anybody can wash the blandness from our minds, it’s these two. (Slashfilm)

Spike Lee does not like hipsters. I mean, really, really doesn’t like motherfuckin’ (apparently his favorite word) hipsters. (Uproxx)

True Detective creator and writer Nic Pizzolatto hinted in a (promptly deleted) Tweet that we may be in for lead ladies next season. Puh-leaze let it be Tricia and Katee. (Warming Glow)

Now that I have a few kids myself, I know a house with six must be sheer madness. But when I was younger I always thought it would be so cool to live in the Brady House. Check out these 11 Television Homes We Always Wished We Could Live In. (Underscoopfire)

Mayim Bialik reminds that breastfeeding is not a sexual act. “I don’t believe you need to cover up a baby eating any more than you need to cover up a baby drinking a bottle…our culture has a very,very bizarre relationship with breasts.” Amen. (Oh, and commence arguing over that picture and what to what age breastfeeding is appropriate, because I know you will.) (DListed)

I’m unsure whether or not to be ashamed I became bored with and quit Downton Abbey midway through this season, but I’m certain the Fug the Show recap will be much more entertaining. (Go Fug Yourself)

In case you missed the news last week, author R.C. O’Leary has pledged all royalties from the sales of his debut novel Hallways in the Night through Feb 28 to the Cannonball Read (and thus, the American Cancer Society)! Head on over to the Cannonball Read group blog to find out about O’Leary and how those
Cannonballers are honoring the late, great AlabamaPink! (Cannonball Read 6)

These murals are by Brisbane artist Fintan Magee simply awesome. (More at This Colossal)


Here’s the ultimate pop culture alphabet by Jeff Victor. (Neatorama)

OHMYGOD. I need to go to this Swedish science fiction bookstore and ride the elevator all day. (via Nerd Approved)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is available to dream cast your show.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • When you see tits in public, you should do the same thing you do when you win a sports championship: Act like you've been there before.

    Don't stare, but don't make a point of not looking either. Look, appreciate for a second or two(internally, that is. Don't lick your lips or wink or do anything else creepy) and then look away and move on with your life.

  • DominaNefret

    Hipster is such a nonsense word.

  • Maddy

    I quit Downton after season 2 and now I just read the recaps

  • googergieger

    She's not bigoted, she is big bone-did.

  • e jerry powell

    Dear Spike:
    Two completely different (though equally obnoxious) social phenomena.

  • Xochitl Herrera Villarreal

    Bialik looks gorgeous in that header pic. And the whole "don’t stare at breasts even if they don't have a kid attached, you creep, that's what the internet is for" will never work in America, sadly (I think). We're too juvenile

  • Al Borland's Beard

    And what happened then, when Paula Deen returned from her den? Well, in America they say, that everyone's heart grew three sizes that day.

    Then promptly exploded.

  • e jerry powell


  • Sara_Tonin00

    Growing up in a large family has given me a high tolerance for craziness, noise and for things not going the way I planned/thought they would.

  • Miss Jane

    Always loved that California bungalow from Buffy.

  • BobbFrapples

    I bet anyone with a desk near the TARDIS elevator has earplugs or has embraced the Darlek philosophy.

  • BWeaves

    1. I want that elevator. OK, to be honest, I bought a do-it-yourself TARDIS kit on Etsy, and I'm this close to painting one of the doors in my house blue, and putting the TARDIS decals on it. I also bought the kit for my niece. I thought my sister would kill me, but she loves it, too. My niece is now the coolest kid in school and I'm the coolest auntie.

    2. I don't get those murals. The perspective and color and painting is great, but the subject matter needs, I don't know, to be a bit different.

    3. I never could figure out the Brady house. The inside didn't match the outside. And I never could figure out why an ARCHITECT would design a house with a HUGE living room dining room that they never used, and 3 tiny bedrooms (not counting the basement closet where Alice lived). Also, the upper floor didn't seem to be above the lower floor, unless it just covered the kitchen / family room.

    4. Breasts are for breast feeding. Americans really need to get over it. Men show their nipples all the time, and they are USELESS.

  • e jerry powell

    "Men show their nipples all the time, and they are USELESS."

    I beg to differ. They're quite useful, just not to you.


  • Jim

    Brady House = Tardis v0.001. (Alice was actually a hologram.)

  • e jerry powell

    It could happen...

  • The basement closet!! Hah. Great assessment of Alice's modest living quarters. When she married Sam, she DID move out right? I can't remember, but really hope so.

  • AvaLehra

    OK, to be honest, I bought a do-it-yourself TARDIS kit on Etsy, and I'm this close to painting one of the doors in my house blue

    Let's be friends and neighbors!

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Whoa, whoa, nipples are not useless. In fact, I used them to juice an orange this morning.

  • BlackRabbit

    Amateur- A real man does whittling.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I'm working my way up. We can't all be Tom Selleck.

  • BlackRabbit

    One day you'll reach the true pinnacle with me-scrimshaw.

  • Miss Jane

    #2: They look a tad menacing, don't they? Not usually the kind of thing you see with this kind of painting, which tends to run the gamut from "we are the world bland" to "trick perspective inspiring".

  • BlackRabbit

    That last sentence may need some clarification.

  • BWeaves

    I like how the link described it.

    Do you see a naked breast in public?
    Is a baby attached? Don't stare.
    Is a baby not attached? Quit staring, you creep, and go home and use the internet like everyone else.

  • BlackRabbit

    Pfft, internet. You kids today have never experienced the glory of late-night Cinemax. And I'm only MOSTLY useless.

  • AvaLehra

    Spike Lee does not like hipsters. I mean, really, really doesn’t like motherfuckin’ (apparently his favorite word) hipsters.

    Spike, the line forms to the left right behind me. Apparently, I am a fuddy duddy now. Get off my lawn, etc.

  • loo shag brolley

    Everything he said was spot-on. I particularly loved the part about real estate agents changing the names of neighborhoods.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    half of what he's bitching about isn't even hipster-centric.

  • loo shag brolley

    Try this: every time someone uses the word "hipster," replace it with "yuppie." It makes much more sense and is probably closer to what they actually mean.

  • e jerry powell

    Like I just said, gentrification and hipsters are not the same thing.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Dude, that elevator!!

  • Berry

    That Television Homes link doesn't seem to be working.

  • Try it now?

  • Berry

    Works like a dream. Thank you! That was fast.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Maria Bello and Katie. Tricia is terrible.

  • You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding. Tricia would wipe the floor with Bello.

  • Boothy K

    Tricia is awesome. She did great work as Caprica 6...she hasn't been given anything meaty and well written like that in years and would deserve a part in something like True Detective.... Katee is and always will be Starbuck and I love her but Tricia is the more talented actor, in my opinion...

  • lowercase_ryan

    not if they were using acting ability for weapons.

  • Let's play guess the downvote.

  • lowercase_ryan


  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    It was me.

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