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Bleary Eyes, Busted Hearts, Don't Leave!

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (30)



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This story was breaking news 20 minutes ago, which means it may very well be (yawn) old news by the time you read the P. Love today, but, apparently today might maybe be the day President Mubarak relinquishes power in Egypt. Possibly. Probably. Maybe. (BBC)

In presidential news, would you guess that our prez Barack Obama is the most searched name on the internet? Of course not, silly! Didn’t you read Dustin’s thing yesterday about how dumb we are? Obama is surprisingly high at #8, but he can’t touch this #1 when it coms to internet popularity. And, no, it’s not MC Hammer. How rad would that be? #2legit2twit (Business Insider)

Well this website is truly terrifying. The name of the link says it all. Unsurprisingly, I’ve not heard of most of these people because I don’t listen to Batsh*t Radio. (People Ok With Murdering Assange)

Slate is polling their readership in order to come up with a definitive list of Laws According To Children. I don’t think it gets any more classic (or classy) than “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It.” (Slate)

Speaking of classy, there’s a Diet Pepsi can redesign in honor of New York Fashion Week that is taller and skinnier than the average can. That’s really charming, Pepsi. (Double Ex)

So there was a brouhaha over the idea of replacing the “n-word” in Huck Finn with the word “slave.” Remember? Well the Nerdist has a better idea for a replacement. (Nerdist)

Oh man, I’ve been waiting my whole life (the last few weeks) to try out my offensively bad Yakoff Smirnoff impression on you. Ready? “In the former Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, sun revolve around YOU!” How’d I do? (Google)

Everyday when I go out into the wild internet tundra to hunt and gather links for you, my little cave-dwellers, I make a silent vow that I will not bring back something extraordinarily geeky. I promise myself, “No ‘Doctor Who’ today!” But then the internet keeps producing such tasty, succulent geekfare and I can’t say no. So, siiiiigh, “Star Trek” meets “Doctor Who.” Yeah, it’s great. You’re welcome. (Summerset)

This list of ways to reuse an Altoid tin isn’t the manliest thing I’ve ever seen. That would be this thing. The list may, however, be one of the awesomestest things I’ve ever seen. My favorite? The one with booze, a’course. (Art of Manliness)

This story is charming and whimsical and French. Like Amelie, only with an acrimonious divorce. (The High Definite)

I don’t know what Entertainment Weekly has planned for their “101 Reasons to Love ‘Parks and Recreation’” list, but, if “Mr. Adam Scott and His Magnificent Head of Hair” isn’t in the top ten, yamma burn the store down. (Popwatch)

Speaking of dashing and follicularly blessed television actors, last night, my favorite, Kyle Chandler, gave his last inspirational speech as Coach Eric Taylor on the series finale of “Friday Night Lights.” Sadly, I know most of you can’t watch this season until April, and, even sadder yet, I know some of you have never even seen the show. Here’s a little tribute video they played in front of last night’s episode. There are no spoilers in the video but, spoiler alert for those who plan to watch this Spring, you’re gonna cry. More like “Cryday Night Lights,” amirite, fellas?

Okay, and ever so tangentially related to football, we have here all 61 Superbowl commercials in under three minutes. The folks who edited this deserve a trophy because they gave me another excuse to shout “STORMARE!” Also, Adrien Brody.

Joanna Robinson lives in a Devil Town. Didn’t know it was a Devil Town. Oh, lord, it really brings her down about the Devil Town. godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

Devil Town?

Posted by: OldSchool60 at February 10, 2011 1:15 PM

It's apparently a Daniel Johnston song that's been covered a few times.

Posted by: Jay at February 10, 2011 1:19 PM

Everyday when I go out into the wild internet tundra to hunt and gather links for you...I make a silent vow that I will not bring back something extraordinarily geeky.

Your vow makes me unhappy.

Posted by: superasente at February 10, 2011 1:23 PM

It's an excellent Daniel Johnston song, to boot. My favorite cover is the one by the Groovie Ghoulies.

Posted by: Mattfactor at February 10, 2011 1:24 PM

STORRRRRRRMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRE!

"Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you. "

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at February 10, 2011 1:28 PM

This is my preferred version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3PoP85fxUk

Used a lot in FNL. . .to make me cry.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 10, 2011 1:31 PM

I know, superasente, I thought JR was, like, the perfect link wench, maybe even perfect woman. Well I guess everybody has flaws. You can breathe a sigh of relief as I have canceled all of those orders for high-end surveillance equipment.

(Too far? Eh, probably.)

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 10, 2011 1:44 PM

Adam Scott.
That is all.

Posted by: Nimue at February 10, 2011 1:50 PM

That FNL video gave me chills. Man am I going to miss that show. Can't wait to see it once it airs in April. 'Til then, no spoilers, please.

Posted by: prairiegirl at February 10, 2011 1:56 PM

hi

Posted by: che.grovera at February 10, 2011 2:01 PM

hi

Posted by: julie at February 10, 2011 2:02 PM

Star Trek meets Doctor Who. I love you forever Joanna. Never try to stifle the geekery.

Posted by: Kiddo at February 10, 2011 2:15 PM

Oh I love me some Adam Scott and his giant lollipop head. His shoulders are TEENY.

I've just started to watch Friday Night Lights. I'm on the second episode and I am HOOKED. I can't believe it took me this long to get around to it, but that's why I love Netflix Instant. I'm gonna burn through this thing in like two days.

Posted by: Figgy at February 10, 2011 2:30 PM

Figgy, I moved and had like 4 days off until I started the new job. I watched all four seasons before I started the new job. Ah-maz-ing!

Posted by: Nimue at February 10, 2011 2:36 PM

Jesus, I know Assange is kind of an egotistical prick who violated international law, but some of those quotes are downright evil.

And of COURSE Nerdist posted that story. I love those geeky, nerdy bastards

Posted by: ChristianH at February 10, 2011 2:40 PM

Oh, and my number one reason for loving Parks and Rec:

It's The Office with more quirk, more quotability, significantly less awkward bullshit, and a much more consistently awesome cast that's so good I change my mind on who my favorite character is every single week.

"Stop. Pooping."

Posted by: ChristianH at February 10, 2011 2:42 PM

I donated $25 to Robot Huck Finn.
I carry an Altoids tin first aid kit in my satchel every day.
Women don't talk to me.
The end.

Posted by: lubeg at February 10, 2011 3:07 PM

You can bet your ass I'll be making a martini on the go kit, as well as a dark and stormy on the go kit, and a rum is delicious on the go kit (which would actually just be my flask, come to think of it).

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 10, 2011 3:18 PM

God I love Adam Scott. And his hair.

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at February 10, 2011 3:22 PM

I was really hoping that was going to be the video Doctor Who/Star Trek mashup. Now I have to find it. It is way better than that cheesy poster, I swear.

Also, ALWAYS post nerdy things, link wench. I don't know where somebody misled you on that front, but you should never listen to them again!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 10, 2011 3:25 PM

Wow... apparently, only tweens are using google...

Posted by: denesteak at February 10, 2011 3:37 PM

I thought that link WAS the video Doctor Who/Star Trek mashup, so I didn't bother clicking on it, as I've already seen it.

During that Super Bowl ad I did wonder what Adrien Brody spent all his money on that he needed to make that (terrible) commercial.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 10, 2011 3:54 PM

Haha. I love how on the Google article it claims that Kardashian first got famous because of her show on E!...which she only got after being the daughter of OJ's lawyer, and releasing a sex tape.

NEVER FORGET.

Posted by: Figgy at February 10, 2011 4:01 PM

Where's our lead in paragraph with all your cute terms of endearment? :(

Posted by: JapJay at February 10, 2011 4:03 PM

I broke her of the habit, fools!

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA(cough)AHHHHHAAHAA

Posted by: Reform Party Troll at February 10, 2011 4:11 PM

I've never seen FNL so I just added seasons 1-4 to the instant queue. Now I just need everyone to leave the house for the weekend so I can watch without people bugging me and I'm good.

Posted by: Kristen at February 10, 2011 4:30 PM

The FNL Series Finale just slayed me.

I watched in between two classes today and afterwards I texted a friend who is also a huge fan, "How am I going to go through the rest of my day?"

I too have burned through the seasons quickly and it is hands down one of the best tv shows ever.

Watching all five seasons all the way through is gonna be rough.

(I couldn't even watch that video, too emotional about it).

Posted by: grace b at February 10, 2011 10:13 PM

This was my favorite PL ever!!! With extra exclamation points for extra enthusiasm!!! Please never stop Doctor Who-ing it up. And thanks for being awesome.

Posted by: esme at February 11, 2011 12:36 AM

no more coach & ms. coach on my computer screen. it's a sad day.

Posted by: nic at February 11, 2011 12:43 AM

That FNL promo has my lip quivering, my eyes watering, and my skin goosebump-y. That show can DESTROY ME. So, so good. Such exquisite pain.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 11, 2011 4:19 AM