Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'
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Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 26, 2013 | Comments ()

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Jennifer Lawrence is remaking East of Eden, the movie based on the Steinbeck novel starring James Dean. She’ll take the Jo Van Fleet role. I’m OK with that, but there’s no one that’s gonna be able to take on the James Dean role without a huge public backlash of 80 year olds. (Slashfilm)

Season three of Homeland kicks off this weekend. There’s evidence that suggests that Nicholas Brody doesn’t make it through the year. (WG)

The Westboro Church folks are on Twitter now, and they got downright nasty with Blake Shelton, complaining that Shelton’s decision to leave his wife and marry Miranda Lambert is why “f*gs” think it’s OK to marry. Shelton took the troll bait, and unfortunately, said something that didn’t help matters. (BigFrog)

“You have to wonder if Team Miley was aware that we all would reach Miley’s Tongue Maximum Saturation after about forty-five minutes. Truly, how much tongue can you take from one person?” It’s the decade’s most important question. (GFY)

Why yes, Eva Mendes will bring Ryan Gosling’s dog to an interview with her, but that does not give you the right, dear journalist, to ask about their relationship. (Celebitchy)

Here’s something useful: 6 simple ways to extend your iPhone battery life after installing iOS7. (The Week)

Oh, Arkansas! Two public intoxication arrests in 24 hours. Bless you. (Gawker)

Here’s a supercut of literally every ‘literally’ that comes out of Chris Traeger’s mouth in Parks and Recreation. (Vulture)

You know who does fantastic book-store displays? Our own Joanna Robinson. She”ll appreciate these 30 Excellent Bookstore Windows from Around the World. (Flavorwire)

Pajiba’s Misery Night-ers are going to be miserable about this: Hoarders has been cancelled. (Grantland)

Here’s a video juxtaposing the voice of little Anakin Skywalter with the actions of big Darth Vader. (Unreality)

Last night’s episode of The League featured Dirty Randy and Rafi going to Los Angeles, and there was an The Accused joke that made me burn with shame for laughing. (Uproxx)

Finally, my favorite thing on the Internet today is this montage of babies eating cake. It’s immensely adorable.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • I may have taken Kevin Smith's RED STATE as more of a documentary on the Westies than it was, but I read this and can only think of the Five-Pointers hootin' and hollerin' when Grandpa announces, "You know what this means? Nation.... wide.....coverage."

  • Jiffylush

    Ditto on the League, it went from pinball to a mention which I thought was weird and then it kept going and was hilarious.

  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    You know why you should love Canada? The WBC is not even allowed to enter the country! You should check out their views on us--especially on Toronto and Ottawa. Brothers, sisters and viragos, it's like a cuddlier, more open-minded and less offensive version of a Bossip thread. To tell the truth, I don't know which of the two is scuzzier and I'm not trying to be cute with misplaced hyperbole. Both both make cry blood and lactate phlegm if I had emotions anymore.

    A place to stay, a place to gro--oh my gosh, I hate that song but hey, we're Phelps free!!! Give us presents!


    I don't know if Damien Lewis is going to make it through the third season, but I sure as hell didn't make it through the second one. And there's going to be more focus on his character's awful family? It's been real, Homeland. Goodbyeeee

  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    both would make me cry...

  • googergieger

    Westboro Baptist Church is on twitter now you say? Seems a bit assbackwards for the real life trolls to go on the internet to do it, but hey, maybe after being blocked by literally the entire internet, maybe that'll make them tone things down a bit? Probably not.

  • Ben

    That Gosling mendes dog thing link is dead.

  • dizzylucy

    I really should have read that more carefully before gasping.

  • e jerry powell

    Blake Shelton thinking before his brain is engaged? You don't say!

  • Aratweth

    All I took from this weeks episode of "The League" is this: What the hell happened to David Krumholtz?

  • Freddie

    Not so much a supercut as a list ... I'm literally disappointed.

  • Ben

    I just wish that people would ignore the WBC. Everytime someone responds to or reports something about the WBC they get to spread their ignorant hatred.

  • Ben

    Wait there's another person posting here just using the name Ben, well shit, this could get confusing.

  • Fredo

    They're like that drunken asshole at every bar that everyone tries to ignore until he goes too far and you wish the bouncer would kick his ass out, but the bouncer can't cause he's dating the drunken asshole's sister, so he doesn't want to start shit.

    I guess what I'm saying is...the WBC is a bunch of assholes.

  • BlackRabbit

    When the Klan dislikes you, you're in a special category.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Luke Perry as James Dean or GTFO!!!

  • emmalita

    Now you're just baiting the tiger.

  • Brown

    Pajiba: Finding a way to link to the same article three different times because Miley is involved.

  • L.O.V.E.

    -- "Season three of Homeland kicks off this weekend. There’s evidence that suggests that Nicholas Brody doesn’t make it through the year."

    He shouldn't have made it through the final episode of the first season. The bomb should have gone off.

    I know they wanted to keep Damian Lewis around, but they already established the use of flashbacks and they could have used him in Season 2 via flashbacks to his time with Abu Nazir.

  • Captain_Tuttle

    Why would figs want to get married? I thought they did the plural thing and then got put in Newtons.

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  • Can detect use of the Dark Side within 150 miles...

  • DukeStKing

    Lawrence is actually slated for Jo Van Fleet's role which was as the mother of James Dean

  • pajiba

    Oops. Corrected. Thanks!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Those Into the Woods pix look like end of Act I. But the costumes aren't really doing it for me. I just...I can't get excited about it. What happened to my 13 year old self? sigh.

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