Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | June 2, 2014 |


Here’s a surprising ranking of the late night talk shows — based upon the Nielsen ratings of the 18-49 year old demo. No wonder CBS didn’t put up a fuss over hanging on to poor Craigy Ferg. (Uproxx)

You know what’s ridiculous? The Associated Press notifications on my phone alerted me to the fact that Chris Brown had been released from prison. Come on, Associated Press. You’re better than that. Leave that breaking news to the experts at … (Dlisted)

Drake pulled out his blue satin pajamas to publicly mourn the loss of his girlfriend, Rihanna, in a very Bridget Jones’ Diary kind of way. (GFY)

All cosplay takes dedication and effort (not to mention an above-average nerdiness quotient), but this is probably the most creative costume I’ve ever seen. (Unreality)

In case you missed it, last night’s Silicon Valley contained the greatest dick joke in the history of television. (WG)

Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno is a cannibal comedy. Laugh all you want. (Slashfilm)

Mariah Carey took the subway, and it was the most unbelievable act ever. Afterwards, she probably burned the dress and took a Silkwood shower (poor people germs!) before rolling around in a pool of diamonds. (Lainey)

A Swedish street musician performed the Star Wars theme song. It’s nice to know that George Lucas’ ridiculousness has left one spirit unbroken. (TMS)

Blake Lively and Amber Heard are reportedly up for the same role, a Scandinavian Bond Girl. Who should win this battle? I think producers should start from scratch. (Celebitchy)

These famous NYC & California movie locations haven’t changed a bit. Okay, you’ve got me. Some of them look quite different now. (MF)

Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend, French Montana, (IMO)

Is this the greatest callback in Game of Thrones history? MAYBE. (VF)

A Florida bear casually approached a hammock and takes a 20 minute nap. Someone’s gonna give that bear a television show. (Gawker)

Kaley Cuoco joins the ranks of a growing number of female celebrities with pixie cuts. I’m guessing that Big Bang Theory producers won’t be thrilled. She’ll have hair extensions in no time. (HP)

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.


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