Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion
Apparently, there were seven big questions that were left unanswered by this weekend's Star Trek: Into Darkness. Such as why Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing pants? I didn't see the movie yet, but I'm assuming a spoiler alert should be involved with clicking this link. (Film School Rejects)
Are these really the nineteen dead-giveaway signs that you're a homebody? I think 90% of you would qualify based upon #6 alone. (Buzzfeed)
Ke$ha attempted to pull a Gwyneth Paltrow by showing off a great deal of her ass at the Billboard Music Awards last night. In a far subtler move, Selena Gomez demurely revealed the tiniest hint of boob curve. (DListed)
As a bonus for the relatively tame Billboard madness, this GIF of Taylor Swift grossing out at the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez public-kissing session is the best thing that Taylor Swift has ever done. (DListed)
Daft Punk's first album in eight long years (the score for Tron: Legacy doesn't count, yo) will hit both online and brick-and-mortar stores tomorrow. Does the hype really justify the hype? (Grantland)
Who hasn't wanted to defenestrate a fellow theatergoer's cell phone during the height of frustration at rudeness? Columnist Kevin Williamson of The National Review has done just that. (Uproxx)
Nope, that wasn't Adrien Brody playing Julia Louis Dreyfus' ex husband on "Veep," but it damn well could have been. What a doppleganger. (Warming Glow)
Dwayne Johnson himself has revealed that Marvel is strongly considering him to play a certain Marvel character. Hopefully, his incarnation of Luke Cage will rip his shirt off with great frequency. Tell me, comic geeks, can The Rock pull this role off? (Slashfilm)
Beyonce has a thing or two to say about the "low life people" who think she used a surrogate for her first pregnancy. Of course, there is absolutely nothing wrong with surrogacy, but why fake a pregnancy with pillows and then continue to deny it after the pillow collapses on live television? (Celebitchy)
Truer words have never been spoken: "James Franco is really living the dream of every guy who couldn't decide whether to major in English or Film or not go to college and just create shitty art in a loft somewhere." Now go watch Franco murder William Faulkner in the As I Lay Dying trailer. (Videogum)
Surely, you have known a child who has decided to marry her pet dogs to each other, right? My daughter did so at age 5 when she declared our (male) Yellow Lab to be the "awful wedded wife" of our (also male) German Shepherd. Well, here some photos and videos of monkeys and frogs getting hitched. (Mental Floss)
Some very creative artist has whipped up a series of comic book covers that reimagine musical "icons" (Morrissey included, really?) as superheroes. Admittedly, I'd love to see the Johnny Rotten cover if and when it surfaces. (Unreality)
After seven wonderful years of relative, food-centered bliss, some corporate lawyers hired by Nutella have officially cancelled World Nutella Day. (The Mary Sue)
Not only does Ian Somerhalder always wear the same permasmirk and creep nearly everyone out while doing so, but now he dresses like a creepy Vegas lounge lizard. (Go Fug Yourself)
This is a lovely video from the "Dr Who" Fan Orchestra, who are performing "Amy's Suite." Feel free to totally dork out while watching this if this show is your thing.
This is a not-so-lovely video of Tan Mom starring in the "Tan Mom" video. God, I don't understand this shit at all.
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