Beyonce is Going to Have Pay Her Own Super Bowl Bills, Bills, Bills

By Jasmine Markes | Pajiba Love | January 29, 2013 | Comments ()

Over at WarmingGlow, Dustin shows us the very humble beginnings of 10 amazing TV showrunners. (WG)

I for one think more churches around the world should use badass gremlin and xenomorph gargoyles to scare the sin out of you. (Neatorama) But, hopefully they don’t come alive at night like these guys.

Star Trek & The City is a Twitter account that mashes up “Star Trek” and “Sex & the City.” Set phasers to pun. (Twitter)

Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn’t the only thing Samantha violated that night.
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 24, 2013

“30 Rock” is coming to an end this week. Let’s look back on the important lessons we’ve learned from Liz Lemon. (BF)

Tina Fey is trying to make a musical version of Mean Girls happen and they’ve already started dreamcasting it over at Flavorwire. Emma Stone as in Lindsay Lohan’s role? Sure. She can do relatable and witty in her sleep and still get believably catty. Mae Whitman as Janis Ian? Four for you, Glen Coco. Mae can play “bifurious” with the best of them. Adam DeVine as Damian? I loved him in Pitch Perfect, but why not get the orginal Damian? I doubt he’s busy, and we can work on his singing.

Beyonce (notorious lip-syncher, public enemy #1, sitter upon a throne of LIES! Just kidding, I don’t care) will be performing an the Super Bowl Halftime show this weekend, where she’ll be expected to foot most of the bill for her production costs. Not that she’ll have any trouble with that since she’s signed a $50 million deal with Pepsi. (Celebitchy)

The epic battle between cats and mice has been taken up a notch. It’s time for them to suit up! (io9)

This is a beautiful collection of rare color photographs from the early 1900s. (Curious Eggs)

Finally, an explanation for that random cameo in Django Unchained from (original recipe Emily Quartermaine) Amber Tamblyn. (Cinama Blend)

“Malcolm in the Middle” mini-reunion on “Breaking Bad!” Jane Kaczmarek confirms that we’ll see her on the show when it returns with its final episodes. I guess Frankie Muniz too busy poking his Shia LaBoof voodoo doll to join in? (Hollywood.com)

FANS OF “FRIENDS!” (Friendlies or just Friends?) A man in Beijing has opened up his very own replica Central Perk, down to the orange couch. On top of that, they only serve foods that have been mentioned on the show, which means you should be able to get yourself a traditional English trifle. So… I guess I’m going to ~~Yemen~~ China. (NPR)

These here are a few illustrations of some of our favorite female badasses. Amen. (Geek Art)

This one’s a little something from me to you. My amazingly talented and lovely friend Juana is an pretty great illustrator. I hope her drawings bring as big a smile to your taco dip covered faces as they do mine. (Juana Medina)

Here’s what Star Wars might look like when tossed into a Sarlacc pit full of lens flare. Has anyone checked on BSlim? Did his head explode Scanners-style when he heard the news? Will the real BSlim Shady please stand up?

To end on a very confusing note, it seems that Blade Runner’s Joanna Cassidy has finally delivered the missing snake dance scene you all have been CLAMORING for.

Jasmine Markes is right on top of that, Rose.

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Ben

Art of female bad arses and no Terminator 2 Sarah Connor.
I'm dissapointed.

Mr_Zito

China is crazy.

Anna von Beav

"Has anyone checked on BSlim? Did his head explode Scanners-style when he heard the news? Will the real BSlim Shady please stand up?"

Oh, HE KNOWS. You haven't seen him having the apoplexies on FB?

Kballs

I hope the lip-synching feed is Barry White and Beyonce's panties explode on global television.

John G.

THANK YOU for that. I just saw Django again for the third time, and for the third time I was reminded that Mrs. David Cross was in this movie for 2 seconds when I see her in that window, and for the third time I forgot again by the end of the movie, because I'm so overwhelmed with awesome.

dizzylucy

Don't order the traditional English trifle. I've heard it tastes like feet.

KatSings

Your friend's artwork reminds me of Shel Silverstein books. Which, you might guess, is an incredible compliment.

Anne At Large

I am getting a very Quentin Blake vibe, personally. Also a huge compliment, I love me some QB.

Anna von Beav

I actually thought some of her illustrations would've been at home in The Phantom Tollbooth.

jM

That's a very high compliment! I'll be sure to pass it along.

lowercase_ryan

I love what you did with Yemen. just saying.

Meander

Way to not let it go, Joanna.

Quatermain

Super Bowl halftime shows are always wretched and mostly serve as an excuse to step outside, have a smoke, and use the can. I see that this year is going to be no different.

Puddin

Beg to differ, my friend. Prince's halftime show a few years ago was delicious.

Carlito

And the time that Bruce Springsteen impregnated America:

http://i39.tinypic.com/bg19w.g...

Pookie

Dude in the uniform standing by the cannon got a peg for a leg, sucks living in the early nineteen hundreds. I guess back then a case of gonorrhea was like a death sentence.

Tyburn Blossom

Per the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue:

TO DOCK. To lie with a woman. The cull docked the dell all the darkmans; the fellow laid with the wench all night. Docked smack smooth; one who has suffered an amputation of his penis from a venereal complaint. He must go into dock; a sea phrase, signifying that the person spoken of must undergo a salivation. Docking is also a punishment inflicted by sailors on the prostitutes who have infected them with the venereal disease; it consists in cutting off all their clothes, petticoats, shift and all, close to their stays, and then turning them into the street.
There are worse things than a peg leg.

Kballs

Someone always has a dick removal story in the chamber around here. Buncha fuckin' savages.

Tyburn Blossom

My particular favorite about the definition isn't so much the dick removal as the implication that it was common enough to inspire slang.

PerpetualIntern

Or, you know, war.

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Beyonce is Going to Have Pay Her Own Super Bowl Bills, Bills, Bills