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Bad News, Nannies, Brad and Angie Don't Care If You Can Sew Lederhosen Out Of Curtains

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (16)



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Good morning, my faithfaul companions. I didn’t address the sad passing of “Doctor Who” actress Elisabeth Sladen in yesterday’s P. Love because Stephen Lloyd Wilson had already written such a loving tribute. However, I stumbled across this achingly sweet goodbye to Sarah Jane and wanted to share it in case you hadn’t seen it yet. Warning, it’s sad. It really is. (The Mary Sue)

I did warn you. Speaking of loyal little bots, here’s an interesting story about the robots that are helping out at Fukishima. On the one hand I think it’s very cool they can go where it’s unsafe for human workers. On the other hand…damnit James Cameron you’ve made me paranoid. (Popular Mechanics)

I do know this, come the Skynet apocalypse, I want this badass looking version of Ariel on my side. Flipping your fins you won’t get too far, fishy, scaly legs are required for kicking terminator bots in the head and then running away. (The High Definite)

That Disney Apocalypse is pretty sweet, but when it comes to artistic childhood mash-ups, artist James Hance has a (pooh) corner on the market. Wookie The Chew is my favorite, but the entire site is worth a look and worth your support. Hance is raising money for his daughter’s medical bills. (James Hance)

I’m helpless when it comes to James Hance’s stuff because he’s combining so many of my loves. Sometimes, though, even when the components of a project are less loves and more “mehs,” I’m still knocked over by the sheer creativity. STEAMPUNK IRON MAN. (Bleeding Cool)

I know you think I’ve already blown my awwwwww-wad with that James Hance stuff, but that’s only because you haven’t seen our Buccaneer-In-Chief yet. Oh yeah, it’s wee Obama…in pirate garb. Be still my patriotic heart. (Laughing Squid)

Okay, so I love kids in general. I think they’re hilarious. Judging the Jolie-Pitt brood purely on creepy paparazzi snaps of them tromping down the street, I’ve decided they are a riot. I would love to be their nanny…one of their nannies…they have a lot of nannies. (Celebitchy)

Listen, that nanny gig sounds pretty sweet, especially when you consider how bad the unemployment situation is. If you’re unemployed in Florida, I’m sorry that you are not only jobless but also made to…DRESS UP?!?! WHAT THE SH*T? (Angry Black Lady)

Speaking of unemployment, Kenny Rogers has completely altered his face and put the hard-working men and women behind Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers out of work. Time to nasolabial fold ‘em, folks.

Our first video on this sunny Thursd-oh, it’s not sunny where you are? It’s snowy? Ah, such is the ping & pong of life. Check out this neat (and sort of thought-provoking if your brains are in the mood for provokation) video entitled “Symmetry.”

Symmetry from Everynone on Vimeo.

We close today with this Rube Goldberg device which chronicles life as we know it from the Big Bang to the Apocalypse. The 244 step device was engineered by some Purdue students and is the Rubiest-Goldbergiest device on record beating the former record-holder by 14 steps. Check it afore someone wrecks it.

Joanna Robinson is a little fuzzy in the head today. Somebody pour her some more coffee…or show her the way to the next whiskey bar…or something. Email! Twitter!









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Comments

A childhood photo of Barack Obama as a pirate from the NY Times Magazine article “Obama’s Young Mother Abroad”.

I read that, "Obama's Young Mother, A Broad."

Posted by: BWeaves at April 21, 2011 1:20 PM

That Disneypocalypse pic is pretty bad ass

Posted by: Even Stevens at April 21, 2011 1:25 PM

The Hance art is adorable. aww crap. nobody can tell anyone I used that word

Posted by: idleprimate at April 21, 2011 1:38 PM

That steampunk Iron Man is cool, but I wouldn't have known it was Iron Man if they hadn't told us. It should have had the classic single horizontal slot for a mouth, at the very least.

Posted by: Todd at April 21, 2011 1:43 PM

I bought some James Hance art for a friend as a baby gift. The prints are absolutely beautiful, surprisingly large and unexpectedly autographed in the corner. I also ordered 2 copies of his Wookie the Chew book to go with it (one for me to keep) and they were both autographed. Everything was hand lettered. Very cool. There was a problem with the shipment at first and he emailed me to tell me it was delayed and apologized profusely. He's good people and deserves all your hard earned art money.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 21, 2011 1:51 PM

It's sunny here. It sucks.

Posted by: Jay at April 21, 2011 1:59 PM

Time to nasolabial fold ‘em, folks.

Bravo.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 21, 2011 2:21 PM

I swoon alongside Tracer, I do.

Posted by: Ian at April 21, 2011 2:28 PM

Yes, I live in Florida, where it's 90F and not snowing. And yes, my government just spent $75,000 to buy superhero satin capes for the unemployed. I'm embarrassed to just be typing that. I can't imagine being unemployed and then wearing a superhero satin cape to an interview, or standing on a street corner in 90F heat holding a sign that says, "Need cash for dignity."

Posted by: BWeaves at April 21, 2011 2:32 PM

Speaking of loyal little bots, here’s an interesting story about the robots that are helping out at Fukishima.

"Helping out" or helping themselves to whatever nuclear material they can get their grubby little circmitts on. The Three Laws were made to be broken!

Posted by: branded at April 21, 2011 2:49 PM

Some time in grade school, we had to make Rube Goldberg contraptions for a class. My friend and I made one that tipped a carton of milk into a cat's dish. We dubbed it "The Cat Milker". It didn't dawn on me until years later that, based on the name, our magical machine was completely ineffective.

Posted by: Emcee Peepants at April 21, 2011 4:21 PM

TURTLE PORN!

Posted by: Odnon. at April 21, 2011 5:01 PM

They have a similiar Rube Goldberg device in the Creationist Museum in Kentucky, only it's got no moving parts, is powered by God, and they changed the name because Goldberg? Really?

Posted by: mrcreosote at April 21, 2011 9:54 PM

I've never been a fan of Obama - I'm a real leftist - but that is the cutest thing I've ever seen of an American president. I defy anyone to find anything just as cute involving an American president of the past or future.

Late comment I know, just got home after a looooonnnng day.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at April 22, 2011 2:03 AM

show her the way to the next whiskey bar

Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more, JoRo, you slip a great Doors lyric into your always-amusing tag. Um, it is the Doors lyric, oui?

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