Aw, Remember The Good Old Days When Jennifer Lawrence Used To Pose In Just The Red Swimsuit?
Some guy shot himself in the butt while watching the new Bourne movie. That's really all I have to say about that. CinemaBlend ties it into the Aurora shooting and questions whether people should carry guns in public, etc. And that's all well in good. But I'm too weary in re: human stupidity to extrapolate any meaning. (CB)
Seriously. What is with today today? Someone get me my emergency rasher of bacon. (Neatorama)
TFE breaks down what you should do when Ryan Gosling calls. Sounds about right. (TFE)
I had never heard of tilt-shift photography before but it is bananas. Have you seen these images from the Olympics? How is that first one not a model? (Laughing Squid)
I want this "Game of Thrones" Risk board. And dudes, dudettes, I don't even play Risk. I just know that you're supposed to get everyone on Papua New Guinea and just build up and build up... (Fay Helfer)
Let's be clear right now, no matter what the marketing team decides to do, I will see Seven Psychopaths. That being said, I cannot believe someone as clever as Martin McDonagh signed off on the following Shih Tzu puns. (First Showing)
Speaking of marketing departments, the Twilight peeps released new images from Breaking Dawn Part II and Vince over at FilmDrunk had a field day. I don't know if I consumed too much coffee or not enough but this had me rolling. (Film Drunk)
And now for something completely pleasant: Albert Einstein wearing fuzzy slippers. (Boing Boing)
Have you run out of shows to watching this summer? Well fear not! Dustin and Netflix have you covered. Though, if you haven't watched "Terriers" yet, I really don't know what to do with you. (WG)
I love you, Internet. I love you so much I'll share my emergency bacon with you. (Nerd Approved)
So this Malaysian theater has been touted as "The World's Most Comfortable Theater" and, having been to a similar one in Berkeley, I'll say that while those loveseats are perfect for dates or tucking in with a close friend they are hella awkward if you go with a group and have to, basically, snuggle with someone you're not cozy with. I do not approve of enforced snuggling. (ScreenCrush)
Longtime Pajiban Monica sent me this video that is enough to make me go full-on red paint throwing PETA on Lauren Conrad (who, by they way, is a f*cking NYT bestselling author). Watch as she MURDERS some books in the name of crafting. Monstrous.
Joanna Robinson thinks that was a series of very unfortunate events.
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