As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"
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As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | July 9, 2012 | Comments ()


Bad news, gossipmongers, it looks like Katie and Tom might be resolving their differences with at least some semblance of decorum. NOOOOOOOOO! WE DEMAND A MESSY COURT TRIAL AND XENU SECRETS! In a placid joint statement, the two have expressed their desire to do "what's best for Suri." (Celebitchy) Worse and worse yet, it looks like the settlement has actually been signed. (E!)

For you pedal pushers, here are some excellent photos from the beginning of this year's Tour De France. Damn those are some nasty pile-ups. (The Big Picture)

In other Anglo sports news, Andy Murray lost to Roger Federer in the finals of this year's Wimbledon Tennis Tournament. Did he cry? Oh yes he did. But he's not the first major figure to cry in the face of defeat. Here's a weepy pictorial. (The Guardian)

Come for the "Sons of Anarchy" teaser trailer, stay for the part where Dustin calls himself a word I can't repeat here. (WG)

Some joyless scientists are working on a strain of medical marijuana that will give patients all the health benefits with none of the high. Buzzkill. Isn't the license to get high whenever you want one of the only benefits of being gravely ill? (Gizmag)

Having been to The Getty in LA, I have to agree that sometimes the beauty of a museum can enhance your enjoyment of the artistic collection. So here are 20 of the most beautiful (and sometimes completely cracked-out) museums in the world. (Flavor Wire)

"Once Upon A Time" (which I know a few of you enjoy) has cast a few new characters for next season including Mulan and Sleeping Beauty. And though I think the show is weakest when it cleaves to the Disney version (they're adding Aladdin and Jasmine too), I wholly support the young actress who's playing Princess Aurora. (The Mary Sue)

If you're feeling a bit punchy/stabby this fine Monday, may I suggest perusing this list of the 7 Best Movie Revenge scenes. I must agree that the Bear Jew is the best thing Eli Roth has ever done.* (Unreality)

Ernest Borgnine died and if you can't say anything nice about a Hollywood legend whose politics you completely disagree with, then link to someone who can. (TFE)

A fellow has grown his beard into the shape of an X-Wing. Because, why not? (Neatorama)

Speaking of beards, if you haven't seen Tom Hardy's great, big, bushy, ginger one, do yourself a favor. (Celebitchy)

Here's a rad collection of Daenerys fan art which is only one tiny nip slip away from being safe for work. Where were your dragons, Dany? (1979 Semifinalist)

And for all you book lovers, here are 25 Awesome Ideas of how to store your stacks and stacks of paperbacks. (Buzzfeed)

And to lull you into a peaceful state for the rest of the afternoon, here's some squid skin. Trust me, it's better than it sounds.

*Not counting Rosario Dawson.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • zeke_the_pig

    'In a placid joint statement, the two have expressed their desire to do “what’s best for Suri."'
    Is Suri the Scientology God of Divorce?

  • celery

    That list of revenge scenes omits I Saw The Devil and is therefore completely defunct.

  • Stephen Nein

    Cue the French entrapment about the Pei addition to The Louvre as "beautiful". There's a lot of shit in Dan Brown's books, but he hit that one square on.

  • emmelemm

    So, where I *thought* you were going with the Sons of Anarchy headline...

    Ron Perlman is the nicest person ever.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Isn't the Fort Worth Art Museum lovely! In that picture, you can see the room we were in when the Dowager Julien fell and broke her hip this stranding us for the next 10 days in Texas. And the wedding reception we were attending was lame too!

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    I am very fond of that museum, tragic hip fractures not withstanding.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I have not been to that museum, but did read an interesting piece about how the blinding glass on high-rise across from it is destroying the museum.

  • GunNut2600

    High free pot will go over like a lead balloon. Believe me, I think the war on some drugs is the biggest joke short of religion, but to even pretend that the vast majority of medical marijuana users do it for anything other than getting high is insane.

    Say what you will about crackheads, they don't pretend they have noble purposes for getting high or exploit sick people for their own selfish desires...except when they break in their homes to steal their shit.

  • John W

    Messy court trial? Screw that. I want each of them to start sending out ravens, calling their banners and amassing their armies.

    I want to see Katie send out the Mountain to put Tom's houses to flame....

  • Three_nineteen

    A Brit did win Wimbledon. Jonathan Marray won the Gentlemen's Doubles tournament as a motherfucking wild card. It's been over 70 years since a Brit won the Doubles title. His partner, Freddie Nielsen, became the first Dane ever to win a Major.
    This has been your pointless tennis trivia for the month. Tune in next month for pointless tennis trivia, Olympics edition.

  • lowercase_ryan

    it's been over 70 years since someone cared about doubles tennis.

  • Three_nineteen

    So you care about singles tennis?

  • lowercase_ryan

    actually I do. And doubles is fun it just gets like no publicity ever. Hockey and cycling get more attention in America than doubles does.

  • theTO

    Oh sweet lord, the things I would do to a bearded Tom Hardy. There's just something about a man with a red beard.

  • AfropocalypseNow

    All of the up-votes. All. Of. Them.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I love the list of museums. I need more museums.

  • jadashay

    I know I am in the super minority here, but I hate the way pot makes me feel and am glad to have options, should I ever need it.

  • Sirilicious

    I like having the giggle fit. But my problem with being high is that there's usually a part of my brain that's very sober that is looking at my high-jinks in dismay. Whereas when i am getting intoxicated on alcohol, i have no such nagging sober part in my head.

  • lowercase_ryan

    where is the search? I need to find Jezzer. Got some down-votin to tend to.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    JRo - I heart you and buzzfeed for that collection of bookshelves. Am currently hunting new apartment, with desire of creating a proper library in my new one. I see ladders in my future. Ladders and spray paint....

  • BWeaves

    Those books need more respect. Some of those bookshelves could harm the books.

    I wonder what dirt Katie Holmes has on Cruise that she immediately got sole custody of Suri and her divorce so quickly.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Skipping links for the moment - that is the sexiest Jesus I have ever seen.

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    Rock me sexy Jesus!

  • marya

    “We want to keep matters affecting our family private and express our respect for each other’s commitment to each of our respective beliefs and support each other’s roles as parents.”

    Translation: "Katie now realizes she has been in a cult for 7 years, and in exchange for her freedom has agreed to an airtight non-disclosure agreement."

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Um... what is that dragon doing to Daenerys?!?!

  • lowercase_ryan

    not sure what's its doing to her but it's frustrating the hell out of me.

  • Slash

    I don't mind men having a bit of a sheen, but if they look like I could fry an egg or some okra on their abdomen, that's a bit much. I still wouldn't kick them out, I'd just get a rag or some paper towels and start cleaning some of that excess lube off. Or something like that.

  • Sirilicious

    If Charlie Hunnam was standing thusly in my bed- or any room, i would not be thinking of or reaching for any rags. Nope, nopity, nope!

  • Kirstini

    *cough* neither Andy Murray or the Tour De France are Anglo. *cough*

  • RedAlbino

    The Andy Murray thing I can kinda understand, as it was all of the UK (including England) were rooting for him, and Wimbledon is in England...

    But France+ Anglo WTF?

  • splinter

    that is one lovely picture of what's his name from soa. sadly i'm done with the show after last season.

  • Snath

    I grieve for the loss of Mermaid Man.

  • Snath

    Apparently I have to get used to this commenting system. I just gave myself a down vote.

  • QueeferSutherland

    MerMAN, Dad! Im a merMAN!

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