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Are These the Only 8 Shows on Network Television Worth a Damn?

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | May 24, 2012 | Comments ()


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In GQ's "New Rules of TV," they assert that there are only eight shows on network television really worth a damn: "The Good Wife," "How I Met Your Mother," "30 Rock," "Community," "Parks and Recreation," "Happy Endings," "Revenge," and "New Girl." Replace "Revenge" with "Dont' Tell the B--- in Apt. 23," and I'm inclined to agree, assuming that "Cougar Town" is not on there because it's going to TBS now. (GQ)

Gary Oldman has joined Robocop. i'm pretty sure he's going to play the guy that says, "Remaking Robocop is a terrible idea. Let's go home now." (MovieLine)

The Hipster X-Men are all, like, "Whatever, man. Somebody needs to file Wolverine's nails. They're gnarly. And OMG, that blue chick needs to put on some clothes. Like, gag me with a rocket ship." OK. Maybe that's Valley Girl X-Men. GET OFF MY BACK. (io9)

Sony issued talking points to the cast "Community" on how to respond to questions about Dan Harmon's firing, basically telling them to shut the hell up and let the story fade away before it devolves into embarrassing situation. Uh oh. (WG)

"Big Bang Theory's" Jim Parsons casually came out of the closet yesterday, finally admitting his preference for "Community." SEE WHAT I DID THERE? (Celebitchy)

As summer approaches, Ron Swanson has your guide to how to properly relax. It involves drinking, Japanese Sword-Polishing, and reading old copies of Men's Life. (Unreality)

G.I. Joe 2, originally set to be released next month, is moving to March 2013. Apparently, The Rock's facial hair tested poorly with audiences, so they're going to give him a soul patch and reshoot all of his scenes. (Slashfilm)

Dave Chen has additional thoughts on the REAL reason why G.I. Joe was pushed back. One word: Battleship. (Dave Chen)

On news that Alf may be made into a movie, Cole Abaius had the best line of the day: "There's no way the ALF movie doesn't get an NC-17 with as much p*ssy as that guy eats." Cole also has six filmmaking tips from the Coen Brothers. (FSR)

If, instead of a Nigerian Prince Spam Letter, I were to receive one from a Targaryan Princess, I would open up my bank account and I wouldn't even care if I didn't double my money, so long as those poor dragons are safe. (BioTV)

Hey Sports fans: Here are 12 Basebell Feats That Only Happened Once. Did you know, for instance, that there's only been one player in the history of the game who has been killed by a pitch? (Neatorama)

Here's Bill Clinton posing with some porn stars because THAT'S WHAT BILL CLINTON DOES, THAT'S WHY. (The X-Log)

You'd think that if Adrian Brody were walking around Cannes without a shirt, he'd have a better tan by now. I'm sorry, ladies. I like a man with a nice set of abs. This ain't doing it for me. (Evil Beet)

Either I'm a LOT older than I think I am, or the hot nurse from the Blink 182 album has had a ROUGH few years. (Buzzfeed)

Here's a fascinating insider perspective on why Hollywood rushes scripts and that's why we get a crappy movies like Iron Man 2. (Den Of Geek)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is on the cover of Complex looking like the kind of woman that Romona Flowers would NEVER hang out with. Scott Pilgrim would. Hipster or no, he's only human. (Complex)

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Finally, there is a massively awesome tumblr that pairs "The Simpsons'" movie homages with the GIFs from the actual movies. All the details are here, but below is a taste. (WG)

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