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Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (47)

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NBC’s “Community” will be killing off a character this season. Over on WarmingGlow, I place odds on who will bite the dust once the show returns. (WG)

My odds on favorite to die in the above post is Annie’s Boobs, but thankfully, Christina Hendricks’ aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Here she is sporting them at the BAFTAs last night. (Celebitchy)

Uh, dude. Mattel is finally releasing the Back to the Future hoverboard. The question remains, however: Will it hover? (Slashfilm)

Slate asks the question, “Has Liz Lemon Become the Dumbass Homer?” Yes. This is why sitcoms shouldn’t be allowed to run longer than five years. (Slate)

Our man, Christian, who drops in each weekend to give me shit about my “SNL” recaps, has started a weekly power rankings for “SNL” characters. I don’t disagree with the list, except for number one. I disagree. So very strongly. (Person Absurd)

A reader, A.K. sends along this link to some awesome Drive Minimate toys, complete with blood-specked jacket. (Toycutter)

There’s no way to describe these Valentine’s Cards, but they are awesome. And also very creepy. (Curious Brain)

Today in Breitbart: Is Robin Sparkles a hard-core Republican/Sarah Palin voter? NO, damnit. I don’t care if she does like to hold steel, the woman is Canadian, and no Canadian in her right damn mind would vote for Sarah Palin. They might be right about Barney, though. (Big Hollywood)

At the Grammy Awards last night, something called Skrillex kept winning things. I don’t know how Skrillex is because I’m tragically unhip. If you’re curious, however, here’s a primer. (Uproxx)

On the one hand, the fact that I don’t know who Skrillex is makes me feel old. On the other hand, the fact that the big winners last night, Adele and Foo Fighters, are in my wheelhouse ALSO makes me feel old, since I’m apparently in agreement with the Grammy voters. But nothing makes me feel as old as this. (GoFugYourself)

Speaking of Adele, here she is on the cover of Vogue. Imma let you have a moment in your bunks.

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And in case you missed it, here’s Bruno Mars throwing a hissy fit after he lost out to Adele last night. (Buzzfeed)

Moving from music to movies, here are the 12 biggest flops of the last 12 years. (Screenjunkies)

Wonder what your Sloth name is? Wonder no more (mine is Fluff “The Chillin” Turtle, which makes no goddamn sense) (Buzzfeed)










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Comments

What's so hard to understand? Deadmau5 wears a large Mickey Mouse-esque helmet that lights up into strange patterns while DJing. Doesn't everybody?

Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2012 1:07 PM

My father was a conservative, but when he met my American husband, he made a point of saying he was a Canadian conservative and by American standards that meant he was a Democrat.

He also referred to Stockwell Day at all times as "the President of the Flat Earth Society" and would describe ultra conservatives as "to the right of Attila the Hun".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 13, 2012 1:29 PM

I'm so old, not only do I not know who Skrillex or that Mickey Mouse dude is, I skipped the Grammys to watch Downton Abbey.

Oh, and please refer to me as Kunta Kinte the Drowsy Saviour.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at February 13, 2012 1:29 PM

Chewie The Drowsy Folivore. Actually fairly apt for me. And Bruno Mars having his bitch fit was removed by user. Sad Chewie.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at February 13, 2012 1:31 PM

That whole Vogue spread of Adele is bunk-worthy.

Posted by: Pants at February 13, 2012 1:33 PM

My sloth name is the slothiest:

Sleep "The Drowsy" Shoot-Eater

Yup, sounds slothlike all right!

RE: the creepy Valentine cards: are those photos of Republican legislators? Plus, good grief are those creepy.

Posted by: MM at February 13, 2012 1:36 PM

Actually, SleepY "The Drowsy" Shoot-Eater. Even better.

Posted by: MM at February 13, 2012 1:37 PM

I'm taking action on the Human Being. Are there side bets on the method of death? For some reason I think he's going to get brutally murdered somehow, possibly kicking of some sort of procedural spoof.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at February 13, 2012 1:38 PM

Poor Bruno. I must say his organization seems to be working full time getting these videos removed, but I found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duIVTVs5qaE

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at February 13, 2012 1:41 PM

Your SNL recaps are terrible. I dont understand why you watch if you hate it so much. Every week you talk junk.

Posted by: Masterpiece at February 13, 2012 1:42 PM

Community / 30 Rock

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Posted by: Yossarian at February 13, 2012 1:44 PM

Please don't be jealous. I'm Ryan "The Easy-Going" Gosling.

Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2012 1:46 PM

Seriously, Dustin. It's a valid concern. Whacha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk you talk every week inside your trunk?

Posted by: branded at February 13, 2012 1:48 PM

Chewie "the Box-Loving" Messiah - fits.

Posted by: CtBLM at February 13, 2012 1:50 PM

The SNL recaps are nice simply because they save me from ever having to watch SNL. Oh, Weekend Update had a pretty good rant, there was one interesting sketch and one that wasn't terrible? Thanks, I'll check em out if they go viral.

I don't know why DR puts himself through it or what makes him think SNL is relevant to his readership, but I'll read the recap if I'm bored and want to know just how badly Charles Barkley bombed.

Posted by: Yossarian at February 13, 2012 1:52 PM

My bet's on Leonard kicking the bucket. Or maybe Troy's grandma.

Posted by: Bert at February 13, 2012 2:03 PM

Slo-mo The Lethargic Saviour.

It's oddly apt.

Also, I want to dress like Adele, even those marvelous sparkly high heels :)

Posted by: faintingviolet at February 13, 2012 2:05 PM

I'm Slo-Mo The Procrastinating Shoot-Eater. Excuse me, MISS Slo-Mo The Procrastinating Shoot-Eater.

Oh, and Christina Hendricks is in serious need of a girlfriend to tell her what not to wear. Girl, call me!

Posted by: miss kate at February 13, 2012 2:05 PM

Hendricks needs to spend more than $17 on her hair. I know everyone's eyes are focused lower, but she is a beautiful woman and her hair is not doing her justice.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 13, 2012 2:23 PM

Molasses The Majestic Smile-Factory

Excuse me while I order new business cards.

Oh, and Socrates_Johnson, I would watch the shit out of that episode.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 13, 2012 2:25 PM

Not good enough for Lagerfield, but good enough for Wintour (wearing Fotoshop by Adobé - that waist is definitely optimistic), but Jesus Christ Adele is stunning, in beauty and talent. I can't even hate her, she's too radiant

Posted by: Laurie at February 13, 2012 2:31 PM

Perezoso "The Procrastinating" Pillow.

I want to snuggle myself into alliteration.

Posted by: nosio at February 13, 2012 2:34 PM

Chewie "The Lethargic" Goonie

...That almost rhymes

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 13, 2012 2:35 PM

Definitely needs to be a girl friend too, miss kate, because a male friend's list would be wayyy too long.

The funny thing about Adele is I remember when I first heard about her, she was billed as this "not a typical beauty" type, which is usually code for "not hot, even by normal people standards." That's clearly not true, though. Even allowing for some photoshop slimming, she looks great. I guess this time I heard "not a typical beauty" from people who actually meant it like that.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at February 13, 2012 2:38 PM

I had the same thought on the header pic,Mrs. Julien. Right down to the assumption that a follow up comment would be "Christina Hendricks has hair?"

(also, I'm getting really, really tired of boobs. Seriously. Yawn. It's lazy.)

My sloth name is Molasses Fucking Smile-Factory, because apparently both Patty O'Green and me have similar initials which do not match up to our aliases.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 13, 2012 2:53 PM

and oops, was that supposed to be "F*cking"?

also - Adele looked gorgeous last night. I thought make-up, dress, hair was all awesome. I will be enjoying a chocolate cocktail while mm-hmming with Joan Rivers during Grammy Fashion Police tonight.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 13, 2012 2:54 PM

I LOVE Adele's cat eye, lips like a scarlet gash look. I dream of having the kind of manual dexterity to apply that liquid eyeliner, or the wherewithall to pay someone else to do it for me.

Christina needs to show up at an event positively poured into something at simple and covered, and possibly kind of retro. You know, something off the shoulder, corseted, and with draping at the waist and the whole thing needs to be PROPERLY FITTED to her body.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 13, 2012 3:01 PM

Sonic "The Algae Covered" Honeybee. Huh.

Posted by: Laura at February 13, 2012 3:07 PM

the waist isn't just 'optimistic', it's wildly unrealistic - it's square ffs. But Adele is lovely and it's a lovely photo.

Posted by: koj at February 13, 2012 3:10 PM

I'm getting really, really tired of boobs. Seriously. Yawn. It's lazy.

They won't listen to me.

Posted by: Jay at February 13, 2012 3:25 PM

Christina *middle name* Hendricks, that hair is a crime against humanity! Go back to your stylist this instant and don't come back until it's fixed!

Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2012 3:34 PM

The fabulous thing about Deadmau5 at the Grammys is that his shirt is addressed to Skrillex - that's his home phone # on there.

Posted by: space oddity at February 13, 2012 3:43 PM

Does anyone else stand there listening to their boss and think, "Is the sarcasm really necessary? Really?". And I have a nice boss.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 13, 2012 3:47 PM

"Your SNL recaps are terrible. I dont understand why you watch if you hate it so much. Every week you talk junk."

Because reviewers are supposed to like everything they see? That's only in the gaming press, and only because game companies pay them for their reviews.

Posted by: Craig at February 13, 2012 3:58 PM

Slugger Goliath.

What? I have no middle name.

And I had to visit Urbandictionary to find out what slugger means.

Posted by: FabMax at February 13, 2012 5:20 PM

Lentement The Cuddly Honeybee.

Posted by: DominaNefret at February 13, 2012 5:20 PM

Please, please, please stop linking to Big Hollywood. I always think it's going to be a good laugh but I just end up irate and ready to punch things.

Posted by: Austin at February 13, 2012 6:24 PM

/realization

So, it just hit me that I'm both following and agreeing with the fashion critique, then, inspired, recalling with pleasure the slightly-catty swoon-fest that erupted hereabouts around the Harry Potter premiere cast photos.

WTF?

When did I devlolve graduate from "Boobies, woooooooo!" to "Yes, yes, indeed the spectacular Ms. Hendricks is in need of a girl or gay-friend, something actually fitted to her form, and good god woman, do something with that hair?"

Can someone explain to me just what the hell in happening to me here? I blame you people. All of you. Especially you. (You know who you are.)

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 13, 2012 7:54 PM

A friend...well, no I don't like her that much...she told me to listen to Skillerex a couple of months ago, I was pretty speechless.

In a bad way.

In a way that says, "Who the fuck actually listens to this?"

I guess a lot of people...since he won a fucking Grammy. What the hell?

Most of the music she listens to I pretty much hated already.

I'm still not completely clear what the point of it is. Or that Mou5 guy/thing.

STOP SPELLING THINGS WITH NUMBERS!

Posted by: Candee at February 13, 2012 8:33 PM

I'd be pleased if Chang was offed. I think Ken Jeong's expiration date has finally passed. He's at about 16 minutes and counting. I never thought he was that funny to begin with.

Posted by: Rubble44 at February 13, 2012 9:33 PM

Skrillex sounds like something teenagers use to get rid of pimples.

Posted by: John W at February 13, 2012 10:27 PM

Adele is lovely and I keep hearing it said that she can sing, but really, I can't help thinking that her backstory, and not her talent, won her all the awards, because everybody just LOOOVES a comeback.

I think that's why I detest "American Idol" and its ilk, too much begging the audience for a sympathy fuck. Really, I don't give a fuck what your story is. Get up there and sing/play/do what it is you do and I'll judge you on that.

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Posted by: billionairefriends.com_date at February 14, 2012 3:49 AM

Is whatever this Bruno Mars thing is another Faith Hill situation where anybody with a sense of humour and half a brain(or at minimum half a brain AND half a sense of humour) knows it's just a joke?

Posted by: Mit_Huffman at February 14, 2012 7:32 AM

Thanks for the love :-)

The curious brain

Posted by: michael at February 14, 2012 9:40 AM

Chewie The Cross-Eyed The Chillin' The Cross-Eyed The Camouflaged Shoot-Eater

Well isn't that ridiculous. I always knew my parents gave me too many middle names.

I'm proper posh though. If anyone wants an introduction at the House of Lords, let me know.

Posted by: Ender at February 15, 2012 7:49 AM

Howdy: thanks for using some time of writing up this specifics. I often make an effort to further more my comprehension of points. If I concur or disagree, I love advice. I recall the outdated times if the only supply of information and facts was the library or even the newspaper. They each look so old. : )

Posted by: Marquetta Imam at March 10, 2012 2:58 AM