Angelina Jolie Is Just Pissing Everyone Off, Isn't She?

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | December 10, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | December 10, 2014 |



A Scottish university is trying to educate its womenfolk about not being internet floozies or some such, and they’ve found their perfect unwilling spokesperson. I’m sure Jennifer Lawrence would be thrilled at these posters blaming her for her own hacking. (Styleite)

Jessica Biel wants to open a super exclusive, all-organic restaurant for children. The idea of toddlers eating a meal that costs more than my rent makes me hate myself for actually loving one part of this: the name. The restaurant will be called Au Fudge. (LAist)

As Dustin found out, the two most popular shows on Netflix are NOT what you think they are. (WG)

In these days of Marvel blockbusters and small indies, what’s happened to those movies in the middle? An entire generation of iconic filmmakers have suddenly been put out to pasture. (Flavorwire)

The list is growing in regard to all the people Angelina Jolie’s Unbroken is already pissing off. First it was (obviously) Japan, now evangelical Christians. I would say this kind of offense might hurt its Oscar chances but, well, Crash. (Celebitchy)

Jolie’s been getting attention for… other things, as well. Some really harsh pull quotes have come out of these Sony emails, and I don’t know why I find it less funny than I did when it was Adam Sandler. It’s not like that was any less mean. I guess that’s just my own hypocrisy to bear. (Lainey)

As much as I love Christmas and this time of year in general, it is rife with mockable outlandishness. So praise be to the annual Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalogue. It truly is the best snark of the season. (Concourse)

So I wasn’t crazy about The Theory of Everything, but I am 100% crazy about Eddie Redmayne’s plaid suit. More plaid suits in the world, that’s what I say! (Also more Eddie Redmayne please.) (GFY)

Avril Lavigne has some sort of mysterious ailment. She’s asked her fans to pray for her, which has sparked the hashtag #PrayForAvril. So far it’s shockingly devoid of snark. Let’s see how long that lasts. (DListed)

Guess who Aaron Sorkin wanted to play Steve Jobs in the Jobs biopic he’s written? NO, GUESS. No. You’re wrong. Guess again. Nope. Wrong again. One more time? Uh huh. JUST CLICK THE DAMN LINK AND FIND OUT. (/Film)

From athletes to activists to nuns to air guitar champions, here are 18 Badass women you may not have heard of in 2014. (Buzzfeed)

Speaking of butt-kicking women, I need this poster right now. Like, maybe tattooed on my back. Except then I couldn’t see it. Tattooed on my inner eyelids maybe. (Mary Sue)
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Did you know Abe Lincoln was a champion wrestler (who also happened to be great at smack talk)? Or that John Quincy Adams was a devoted skinny dipper? There are 17 more where those came from with these 19 surprising facts about our first 19 presidents. (Phactual)

Not only did Omegajjj find a book and a movie adaptation that are both "awesome," but lo and behold, Steven Lloyd Wilson agrees! Omegajjj says Hiroshi Sakurazaka’s novel, All You Need Is Kill, never flatlines. Check out his 4-star review. (Cannonball Read 6)


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