America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions

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America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | April 10, 2013 | Comments ()


Two days in a row of me PLoving all over your face? What could you possibly have done to deserve this?

Seriously. What did you do? TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE BODIES.

America's finest political mind, Dionne from Clueless, has opinions about Beyonce and Jay-Z visiting Cuba. (Twitter)

Did you know Ben & Jerry's has an actual Flavor Graveyard where they honor their fallen confections? I must go lay some roses at the Concession Obsession headstone. *sniffle* Why couldn't they take me instead?! (Uproxx)

SPOILER: Dustin solved "Mad Men." (WG)

CBS's "Elementary" has found its Irene Adler. They stole her from "Game of Thrones." (Showrenity)

Here's Arnie and the rest of the Batman and Robin cast explaining what a disaster they made. (Unreality)

I know other people have grown weary of opening credit mash ups. Well I don't trust those people; I think they're creepers. This one mixes "Friends" with BSG. Eat it with a spoon. (Digital Spy)

Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry got engaged. In their honor, let's all sing "HEEEYY-EYY EYY EYYYY HEYY-EYY EY, WHAT'S GOING ON..." (People)

Ever wonder what it looks like to cry in space? Because it looks effing BANANAS. (Geekologie)

Want to wash out the bad taste of yesterday's Semenology news item? Here, have a cocktail infused with goddamn wasps. (Neatorama)

To put the awful taste back in, here are two people have sex on Google Street view. (Buzzfeed)

Speaking of people having sex, Kate Upton and Diddy are doing it now. (Vulture)

This movie poster art reimagined as Dr. Seuss art is amazing and I want to decorate my kid's room with a hundred of the Ghostbusters ones. (Flavorwire)

Patton Oswalt commissioned these pervy little Russ Meyer action figures based on Star Wars characters, because HE CAN. (Slashfilm)

Finally, HOW ANIMALS EAT FOOD. I die. Then I picture The Lizard and I die again. (Crushable)

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  • kirbyjay

    OH EM GEE!!! Courtney....I have been looking high and low for Concession Obsession for a few years now. I had no idea ....sniff....sniffle...that it passed to the great cone in the ice cream sky ( I obviously live in Candyland). CO....we hardly knew ye....
    I must recommend Americone Dream. If it's vanilla ice cream that you like with "stuff" in it, try some of this. Vanilla ice cream with crushed chocolate covered waffle cones and caramel swirl.

  • But the cone pieces are too haaaarrdd! *whine* Edy's Dreamery used to have the infinitely superior Coney Island Waffle Cone (exact same ingredients) but it's gone too because of the obvious ice cream conspiracy against me.

  • latvianlady

    After watching the "how animals eat" video, I watched the next one, "7 Ways to Discipline Your Child", which is EVEN BETTER. (#3 is my favorite -- I laughed to tears, which is a goddamn rarity).

  • toblerone

    Natalie Dormer is a great choice for Alder (not my first choice but she is totally deserving). Side note: I thought Janet Montgomery was tapped for the role?

    Stacy Dash - Clueless or not that header pic voids anything stupid she might say.

  • TraceAndM

    I love the choice of Dormer... but I have issue with Rob Doherty's comment, "Irene Adler is perhaps the most pivotal relationship in Sherlock's life." Um, no. I'm not even going to talk about the Johnlock out there, but for reals. The most pivotal relationship in Sherlock's life is that with his BEST FRIEND WATSON."

  • lowercase_ryan

    People always say this, but when you're actually with a beautiful person who doesn't get it, the beauty fades fast. Along with your patience.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    True, but Stacey Dash might actually be a demigoddess, which I think makes it a different situation for her.

  • toblerone

    Little Column A, Little Column B.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Stacey Dash can say whatever she wants because-- and let me be clear here-- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!

    And Ben and Jerry's needs to bring back Black and Tan. Give it a new name if that's what it takes, but I need that flavor in my life.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I fervently hope that the up-votes are all for the Black and Tan, and not as much for Stacey Dash's admittedly equally delectable form.

    Not to essentialize women or anything.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Heed my warning. Leave Stacy Dash alone. To be 46 and look that smoking can mean only one thing: spawn of the devil. Get some water balloons, holy water and gasoline. If twin girls show up at your door holding dead rabbits hit them with the balloons then throw matches at them.

    (If the rabbits are still alive the girls are harmless so please don't set them on fire)

  • Kala

    I want to know what deity she has made a deal with to look that good. Clueless is almost TWENTY years old. Dash hasn't aged a day. She's either a goddamn vampire or she made a deal with the devil.

  • draeton

    Do you fill the balloons with holy water or gasoline?

  • L.O.V.E.

    Either/or. But if they're gingers, you'll need both.

  • PDamian

    Oh, my dear Lord ... Ben & Jerry's White Russian. I had almost, almost forgotten my lost love. My yearning has rekindled now. Curse you, Flavor Graveyard!

  • dizzylucy

    The crying in space video made me kind of nauseous. Weird. But the how animals eat thing made up for it. I liked T-Rex and Kangaroo. How did that guy not break his whole face?

    Stacey Dash must have traded some smarts for the ability to NEVER AGE.

  • Tom

    Dumb people are really going to be mad at Diddy now. First his son gets a college scholarship to play football even though his dad is rich and made all his money rapping about evil things. Now Diddy is having sex with the hottest white woman out there. This actually sounds like the beginning of a "Chappelle's Show" sketch.

  • lowercase_ryan

    The best retweet regarding Stacy Dash - "I liked you better when you were Clueless"

  • logan

    The hotness of that header pic is off the hotness scale and on the HAWT scale.

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