Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows
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Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | July 12, 2013 | Comments ()


I realize that Amanda Seyfried isn’t usually a conversation starter, but her role as Linda Lovelace has led to a pretty interesting discussion about how her vagina can be tamed, but its essence never changes. (Celebitchy)

Forbes has ranked the highest paid stand-up comedians of the year. Naturally, there is not one single female on the entire list. And #1 is just overkill. (Warming Glow)

Someone whipped up a “Game of Thrones”-themed wedding cake that looks mighty tasty. (Unreality)

Some of these things already do exist, but I’m still enjoying this list of things that should yet don’t exist in 2013. Such as a verified Bill Murray Twitter account. Can you imagine? (Buzzfeed)


Aaaannd here is an excellent parody list that details 40 Signs You Are a Buzzfeed Writer Running Out of List Ideas. Touché. (Vanity Fair)

The Saving Mr. Banks trailer features a Disney-fied version of Tom Hanks as Walt Disney. (Film Drunk)

Oh, c’mon. Who doesn’t want to have breakfast with a giraffe? That is, unless he decides to steal my dog’s scrambled eggs, and then giraffey is toast. (Mental Floss)

This graphic illustrates a mathematical analysis of wide-release movies featuring more than one woman in a co-starring role. There’s more where that came from. (Vulture)


Johnny Depp’s career has suffered in no way from his recent trifecta of commercial failures — Dark Shadows, The Rum Diary, and The Lone Ranger. Now he’s just signed onto a flick where his costume will involve an elaborate moustache. (Film School Rejects)

A corgi dressed as a Jedi Master? Sure, why not. It’s better than anything to come out of George Lucas’ ass in the past two decades. (The Mary Sue)

Now the battle commences to see who will replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck on “The View.” They should go with Rachel Campos-Duffy. (Videogum)

Look at how happy John Travolta looks in this photo. Look. At. Him. “If that picture was a postcard, it’d be addressed to Tommy Girl and it’d say, “You wish you were here, bitch!’” (DListed)


Emmy Rossum’s smile aims to convince us that this is a gorgeous dress that is worthy of wonder. Don’t fall for it! (Go Fug Yourself)

Just in case you’re attending Comic-Con, here’s a preview of plastic crap upon which you can waste your money. (Kotaku)

Netflix is reportedly in talks for another new season of “Arrested Development.” Clearly, I’m not a member of the cool kids’ club because I couldn’t move forth after episode three. (Slashfilm)

Britney Spears has made a contribution to the Smurfs 2 soundtrack, and the video below shows the full horror. Poor Brit. She deserves better than this.

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