Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear
Back in the 1980s, who would have known that Rob Lowe would have turned into such a delight on his television gigs? In addition to his turn on Parks & Rec, the guy was fantastic in Californication. Now he’s lined up his first post-Parks job. (WG)
Here’s a Jesse Pinkman official “bitch” counter for the Breaking Bad aficionados. Just 50? (Kotaku)
Some a-hole decided it was a great idea to heckle Fiona Apple over her looks during a Portland concert. Fiona cried onstage before swiftly ending the show. Seriously, leave Fiona alone. (HuffPo)
Lost in Translation celebrates its 10th anniversary. Many theories have surfaced on what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson. My favorite: “No one will ever believe you.” (Vulture)
Westboro Baptist Church woke up to a punk band filming a pr0n movie on its lawn. (Film Drunk)
Is Tim Burton fooling around on Helena Bonham Carter? Well if he cheats with you … he’s gonna cheat on you. (DListed)
Dustin has already discussed the latest Miley Cyrus photoshoot. Here’s an update on Miley’s ongoing war with Sinead O’Connor (who has amassed 3 open letters at this point). Don’t worry — the Miley tongue is all blurred out on these pics. (Celebitchy)
Amanda F-cking Palmer has decided everyone needs her input on this very important Sinead-Miley feud, so she wrote an open letter too. I used to adore Amanda, she’s steadily gotten on my nerves over the past few years. I’ll leave it at that. (AmandaPalmer.net)
Dakota Fanning has yet to show off her rack or tongue for Terry Ricardson. D also has great fashion sense. (Go Fug Yourself)
The House of Versace trailer is just as ridiculous as you’d imagine from a Lifetime network production. (Film School Rejects)
Britney Spears was granted the freedom of an unscripted radio interview about her “Work Bitch” video. Brit admitted she wasn’t terribly comfortable with the sexual nature of the vid. One could argue that Britney’s videos have always been sexy, but if she’s not into it, no one should force her to do it. Fun fact: Britney and Miley are both managed by the same guy, Larry Rudolph. (TMZ)
In response, Britney’s video director says, “I don’t know if it’s being misinterpreted or not, but Britney’s in control of every aspect of the video, from the concepts to the setups to everything.” (EW)
Can a minimum wage job earn the Britney lifestyle? Here’s an exploration. (Buzzfeed)
How do astronauts scratch their noses in space suits? They … don’t. (Mental Floss)
Reese Witherspoon has been signed to appear in Disney’s upcoming fairy tale comedy, Happily Ever After. That’s one way to get the image of one’s mugshot out of people’s minds. (Slashfilm)
You know how I am about Fridays and dog videos. Watch this gentle and playful yellow lab try very hard to befriend a little boy with Down’s Syndrome. That dog is working it.
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