All Those Terrible Things You've Been Thinking About Kristen Stewart? She's Went Ahead And Said Them.
Halloween food in general is usually sickly sweet (CANDY CORN, I'M LOOKING AT YOU), but this ghostly pizza looks a) easy and b) creepy and c) DELICIOUS. (Laughing Squid)
Speaking of creepy and delicious, did all you "Justified" fans watch "Sons Of Anarchy" last night? Holy bowl of Crowder, if you didn't, get on that. And if you did, relive the most glorious cameo in the history of television over on Dustin's recap. (WG)
I've already mentioned this magnificent Tarantino boxed set, but I think the art is worth a marvel. You've already pre-ordered a set for the foot fetishist in your life, right? Of course you have. (Laughing Squid)
Nestled gently between the Tarantino discs and Kristen Stewart's self-loathing (don't worry, pets, we'll get there), is this lovely Think Piece from Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi on how the media has somewhat destroyed the democratic process. (Rolling Stone)
If you listened to our new Station Agents podcast this week (and SO many of you did, thanks!), you'll have noticed that the love for Scott Speedman (the dubiously talented lead on "Last Resort" and erstwhile "Felicity" heartthrob) was clearly divided along gender lines. So it gives me great pleasure to inform you that Dustin found me this link on Speedman's love life. Speedman's got a thing for co-worker's and the lovely Camille De Pazzis is no exception. (US Magazine)
In other celebrity gossip news, Olivia Wilde has moved in with Jason Sudeikis. Him? Really? (SF Gate)
Christopher Walken reading Honey Boo Boo is exactly as delightful as you'd imagine. Who's going to see Seven Psychopaths on Friday? All of you? Good. (Vulture)
The magnificent Persephone Magazine is celebrating their birthday. Head on over and check it out because they are rerunning all their very best articles. (Persephone)
Hanx-o-philes rejoice! Tom Hanks was on The Nerdist podcast this week and it was DELIGHTFUL. He talked space and sports and was, generally, the best of all possible guests. Have a listen and, also, check out the adorable letter he sent to The Nerdist crew when they requested he join them. (The High Definite)
The Big Picture has images of weddings from around the world today. A break from all the white meringue dresses is super refreshing. (The Big Picture)
Kristen Stewart called herself a miserable c*nt. Which is almost exactly what a stand-up comedian called me one time. ANYWAY, K-Stew was using the seaward in the British sense, I believe, which takes the edge off. (E Online)
Finally, eating cupcakes? You've been doing it wrong.
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