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All But One Of The Fab Five Flipped Over A Trip To The White House

By Jasmine Markes | Pajiba Love | November 19, 2012 | Comments ()


As we know, "Game of Thrones" is returning on on March 31, 2013. Catch up on season 2 of "Game of Thrones" when it's finally released on DVD and Blu-Ray. (EW)

Check these deals Black Friday deals on a bunch more film and TV gooduns. (Criterioncast)

Patton Oswalt takes us through his film and TV roles. It sounds like the table read for Failure to Launch was better than anything in Failure to Launch (A.V. Club)

Still reeling from the news of Hostess going under? Wallow in a sweet stack of "Hostess Cupcake" pancakes. Mmmm, I love the smell of 'betus in the morning. (Duhlicious)


I hope that forkful of sugar helps the news that the Hostess CEO's salary was tripled while the company was going bankrupt go down easier. (ThinkProgress)

Fantastic video evidence that "The League's" Katie Aselton was in the Miss Teen Maine back in 1995. (WG)

The Fab Five visited the White House this weekend to the Internet's benefit. (Celebitchy)

I like to think Obama would be impressed with the amount of quotes from The Princess Bride they managed to squeeze into a half hour of ESPN. (ABL)

This time of year can make some people more emotional than usual. Now, there's someplace for you to put all those feels. (Laughing Squid)

I'd recommend it to this chick from Mean Girls, but she doesn't even go here!


Mean Girls is just one of the high school movies used to create this trailer for "Gotham High". Oh Jo', I can't quit you. (Flavorwire)

There is now a Tumblr devoted to outing the (often young) people behind some very racist statements on Twitter. Should these underage kids be punished in this manner for their poorly thought out comments or should it be chalked up to being young and dumb? Should we even waste time on these people and give them more attention than they deserve? DEBATE! (HelloThere, Racists)

But first, SUIT UP! (Woot)

"Hey, You got LCD Soundsystem in my Miles Davis!" "You got Miles Davis in my LCD Soundsystem!" (High Definite)

If you're going to pay $200 for an Agent Coulson action figure, make sure you keep it far from the Loki one. (io9)


There's nothing panda related in this video about the dumbest ways to die. So, I guess I'm in the clear.

You can find me on Twitter or diving into a pool of those pancakes like Scrooge McDuck.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Those look like Don Hertzfeld's creatures. Did he do the animation?

  • Jezzer

    Did I miss the part on "The Avengers" where Agent Coulson revealed he had a severed hand collection? Was this a deleted scene? Because I demand right now to see the scene where Fury uses Coulson's severed hand collection to inspire the grieving heroes to rush out and avenge him.

  • The LCD Soundsystem & Miles mashup is outstanding. Go!

  • yocean

    Off topic but my friend was asking on Facebook who should direct new Star Wars and I really liked my answer, so being self-absorbed asshat that I am, I had to sahre here: The new Star Wars Trilogy directed by Christopher Nolan will be a war inside a war inside a war with a son of Leia and Han (they were killed in dark alley) trained by Sith turned Luke to be the Dark Jedi to save this corrupt galaxy far far away.

  • googergieger

    Oh and that girl looks like that one daughter in Who's The Boss.


    My dead on internet impression of Tony Danza. Dead on.

  • googergieger

    Googergieger's link of the day(probably ever)

  • Sara_Tonin00

    what in the hell did I just watch? I couldn't turn it off.

  • googergieger

    The plus of having a resident gay elitist in your Pajiba ranks.

  • ,

    I take it the porn starts at 4:30.

  • BobbFrapples

    Dragging someone out of their cave to make them see the light is either going to work or make them dive deeper into their dank hole to never return. That Tumblr is the equivilant of tossing a Morlock out into the sunshine to see what happens.

  • Slash

    How can you not like Obama (as a person)? He's adorable.

  • yocean

    About that Racists Tumbler (the first one on it had a girl who said "Japanese, just die."); the problem I have with excusing these kids actions for being young and stupid is that these kids grow up around people who won't tell them they are wrong. They are being encouraged to behave this way in their environment. someone got to tell them they are wrong. And they all get defensive like they have freedom of speech and they are entitled to their opinion. and to which I'd say: Its astounding how many people do not get the concept of free speech. It goes both ways racist bigots. You are entitled to express your opinion and I am entitled to tell you are a dickheaded hatefilled fuckface who's opinions are misinformed, unintelligent and wrong wrong wrong and you should be soaked with cockroach grease on sight, motherfuckers.

  • Optimus Rhyme


  • Guest

    SO true. You win a cultural studies cookie. /in earnest

  • Name another President who could have pulled that off without looking absolutely stupid or creepy - and, yes, Clinton could have been cool, but for his hand being where it didn't belong.

  • lowercase_ryan

    It wasn't that long ago that being singled out and hated was a bi-product of being the object of these idiots' irrational prejudices. Now the shoe is on the other foot and these people are being exposed for the maggots they are. To me this tumblr says we're winning, that the moral majority in this country isn't going to stand for this bullshit anymore, and that your age does not protect you.

  • does this qualify as an instance of the 'cobra effect'? It certainly is in the 'karma's a bitch' family of 'keep your mouth shut if you're not saying something productive' universe.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Oh, I hate Celebitchy. They are indeed bitchy. How about the 16 year-old gymnast wasn't being professional because a) she's not professional b) she's 16 c) high stakes = high emotions.

    However, that's an awesome pic of Obama & McKayla.

  • Jen

    Celebitchy is absolutely horrible! The one who calls herself Kaiser is psychotic and if you call her out on her irrational hatred of Jennifer Anniston she will spam you off the site within minutes. Actually it's all pretty hilarious how high school they are.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I have to give her credit for good-humouredly taking the whole meme thing in stride too. It's a hard thing for a 16 year old girl to do, I bet.

  • Bodhi

    They used to be a LOT better. The quality of the posts has defiantly gone downhill.

  • BlackRabbit

    Not sure if it was intentional, but I like your phrasing.

  • Bodhi

    Ha! It wasn't, but it works quite well

  • Guest

    HBO is mad--MAD!--not to take advantage of December Xmas sales re. GoT S2. Madness. And if they think they need a Feb release of S2 to ramp up excitement for S3's airing, they are even madder still.

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