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Alanis Morrisette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 11, 2017 |


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You do not steal from God and she does not accept your apology. - (Jezebel)

Nooooo, you’re killing a piece of me! I need to get to Vegas by the end of the year. This is my quest! - (Dlisted)

I’m gonna’ need Canada to STOP BEING COOLER than we are! And I’m not talking about an Alberta Clipper (Hey-oh! That’s some Northeast Ohio humor for you.) - (PC Gamer)

Maybe I’m alone in this, but I don’t really consider “Let’s Get It On” a sexy song. It makes me laugh, because it’s SO on the nose, you know? So, I could see RyRy playing this during whatserface’s labor to be funny and to make her laugh. Would I want someone to make me laugh during labor? Yeah, I don’t know. That might make me just scream at him to “OMG JUST GIVE IT A FUCKING REST FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR, OK? CAN THE FOCUS BE ON *ME* FOR, LIKE ONE OR TWO HOURS, MR. I NEED ATTENTION LIKE I NEED AIR? CAN IT?” But again, maybe I’m alone in this. - (Celebitchy)

The Emu and Irina Shayk named their baby girl. It’s a nice name. Nothing Hollywoody about it. Take note: Celebrities who feel they have to name their children after inanimate objects and/or colors - (Lainey)

Oooooh, if you’re at Disney, there’s a dress shop for adults now and they have so many lovely frocks! I want them! Give them to me! - (Scary Mommy)

Speaking of lovely frocks, this is not one. Thandie, you’re next in line to borrow the full-length mirror. - (GFY)

Mel sent me this and I just can’t even understand how this guy managed to swim after eating “two lobsters, 17 oyster shooters, a baby octopus, and several beers”. I can barely manage to shift comfortably on the couch after eating a double cheeseburger and fries. - (ABC Mobile)

I think there are quite a few people here who enjoy the work of Mr. Jensen Ackles. Please to enjoy -

When the remote control is right between your legs and you can't change the channel. #twins

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The book club at ardaigle’s local library was divided on Meg Wolitzer’s The Interestings, and it led to a lively discussion. While ardaigle understood the complaints of those who did not like the book, she enjoyed the rich characterization and depiction of ordinary life. Have you ever joined a library book club? (Cannonball Read 9)




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