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Adrien Brody If You Could Dial The Douche Back To 11, This Imaginary Relationship Can Continue Apace

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (27)



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Morning my snide snappers ‘n hysterical hissers, happy Friday. We’re two days away from Mother’s Day, my loves. I feel very cozy and maternal towards all of you so if you wanted to get me any of these gifts, I would not say nay. (Design Sponge)

Or you can just tie Adrien Brody up in a bow for me, that would be pleasant. Please make sure he shaves first. Oh and dresses properly…or…you know…not at all. MOOOOMMMMM, GROOOOOOSSSS. (Celebitchy)

Well, I guess we can count ourselves lucky that he’s not wearing PajamaJeans, but what’s with all the scarves? Is he hiding something? A hickey? A goiter? I’d rather he use this Godtopus-approved cravat. (Etsy)

Maybe Brody can take some sartorial cues from the Eleventh Doctor. Fezzes are way cooler than scarves. Speaking of my man Smith, his is not the ONLY face on this delightful tumblr (sent to me by my Lobster, Patty O’Green), but it’s certainly the most prevalent. It’s a pretty stupid face. (Stupid Faces of Doctor Who)

You know what? I think Lady Gaga is pretty much a stupidface, by the way. Fresh off the heels of a controversy where she’s accused of ripping off Madonna, she releases a video where she’s making sex all over a Christ figure?! She’s just messing with us now, right? Right. (Evil Beet)

The Ghey People like Lady Gaga, right? You know what else They like? EQUAL F*CKING RIGHTS. Brazil takes a step in that direction. Bom trabalho, Brasil. (Washington Post)

Equal rights are pretty swanky, doncha think? This British reporter, however, thinks that people who are too poor to pay taxes should not be allowed to vote. Yes, let’s further disenfranchise the disenfrachised. What’s the worst that could happen? Revolution? Uprising? Guillotine-ing? Cool, I’ve got some knitting to catch up on. (Telegraph)

You know who deserves a good guillotine-ing, the *ssholes behind this Lara Croft reboot. Is this necessary? No. But I do know that Megan Fox’s bust grew three sizes this day. Swelling with hope and silicone. (/Film)

It’s not all terribad movie news, check out the voice talent lined up for the new Aardman Animations film. I love them more than Pixar. Is that blasphemy? Probably. (BBC)

But more than anything, my dears, you know I Love Charts. Check out this great tumblr of hand-drawn charts including a very special one for my girl Court Enlow. (When The What?)

This sort of video isn’t usually my style, but I am so drunk on the Obama Kool-Aid that it made me sort of bounce up and down in my chair. So enjoy. OH YEEEAAAHHHHH.

And, finally, you KNOW I don’t do cute animal videos but this one caught me by surprise when I was watching Hulu yesterday. IT’S REALLY CUTE YOU GUYS. So, with apologies, talking kittehs.

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Comments

Easily half the pictures in the "Stupid Faces of Doctor Who" look like they're getting a knobshine just out of frame.

Posted by: bleujayone at May 6, 2011 1:10 PM

Well alright, I did enjoy that precious endearment.

Posted by: snapnhiss at May 6, 2011 1:13 PM

Doctor Who, Matt Smith AND David Tennant in today's PL? Tis truly a day to celebrate! Especially because I thought one of those "tech gifts" was a pink vibe, but it turned out to be a styllus.
/wink

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 6, 2011 1:15 PM

Pixar > everything else.

(Except Cars. Fuck that shit.)

Posted by: Scully at May 6, 2011 1:16 PM

I now have a burning desire to see Barack Obama's face photoshopped onto the Kool-Aid man.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 6, 2011 1:27 PM

So, here's what I've decided: I think I'm not enthralled by Matt Smith because of his hair. He has stupid hair. Also, his weird, kind of non-eyebrows. (Of course, I haven't really seen him in action, so, maybe I'll like him better animated than still. Who knows?)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 6, 2011 1:30 PM

Also, totally heart ABrod, dirty or clean, shaved or furry, men's clothes or women's or naked. Whatever. Love.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 6, 2011 1:30 PM

Sadly, Splice ruined any crush I might have had on Adrian Brody. Eww, sometimes there is not enough bleach in the world.

Posted by: Melody Be at May 6, 2011 1:35 PM

That commercial makes me like cats. This is not an easy accomplishment with me.

Posted by: Paultera at May 6, 2011 1:43 PM

By the way, that Lady Gaga song includes the term "ear condom". Just putting that out there...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 6, 2011 1:43 PM

That kitten thing is THE CREEPIEST SHIT I EVER SAW ROBINSON

Posted by: Nadine at May 6, 2011 1:45 PM

Brody is right up there with Jeff Goldblum on the "wierd looking, yet handsome guy" list.
But in the picture, it's not the kerchief but the plunging neckline that is disturbing.

Also, Brody is lucky he has a strong jaw. He is one weak chin away from looking like Steve Perry from Journey.
Now Steve Perry tops the "lucky he can sing otherwise he would never have gotten laid" list.
Stopping now.

Posted by: The Mangler at May 6, 2011 2:20 PM

I'm with Anna Von B, here--I love Brody in all his 999 fabulous visages.

He can dial the D up as high as it will go.

(Just, please, don't get photographed with the vile Haris Pilton anymore. I tell myself you were just being a nice guy and felt sorry for her because no one else on that yacht would talk to her. But I can only lie to myself so much).

Other than that, the stalking continues!

Posted by: Hawekeye Fierce at May 6, 2011 2:26 PM

(sent to me by my Lobster, Patty O’Green)

Friends reference perhaps? Now I'm really jealous. :(

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 6, 2011 2:38 PM

Adrian Beaky looks like he's competing with Tosh for the deepest V, but then chickened out and threw on the scarf.

The kitteh thing was cute, but I feel like what they'd really be saying is "Shut up. Where's mah food." or "Nice shoes, can I shit in em?"

Posted by: Protoguy at May 6, 2011 2:39 PM

INTERNET HIGH FIVE, HAWKEYE FIERCE.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 6, 2011 3:16 PM

For Mother's Day (with a tip of the fez to Tom Servo):

"Oh, sweet mother of mine,
It's only for you I pine;
I'll try to get bail
And I'll drive up to jail
And I'll spring that sweet mother of mine!"

"You sang that at Vespers!?"

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 6, 2011 3:51 PM

Pixar > everything else.
(Except Cars. Fuck that shit.)
Posted by: Scully at May 6, 2011 1:16 PM

Yep.

Also..thank you for the guillotine/knitting reference. It's been too long since I re-read A Tale of Two Cities.

Posted by: Lexie at May 6, 2011 4:49 PM

that's what we want to believe cats are thinking because we know the fuckers are mulling over some evil shit.

Posted by: splinter at May 6, 2011 6:21 PM

I'm super bored so I'm gonna Juno into this comment thread. How y'all doin tonight?

Posted by: The_wakeful at May 6, 2011 7:32 PM

That should be *jump* into this comment thread. I'm not trying to get a highschooler pregnant. Promise.

Posted by: The_wakeful at May 6, 2011 7:38 PM

JoRo, You shouldn't mix your tenses in a headline like that. It's causing a dissonance in my brain that won't go away.

Posted by: The_wakeful at May 6, 2011 7:43 PM

hey. i'm doing good. just about to see the finale of fringe. fuck yeah.

Posted by: splinter at May 6, 2011 9:00 PM

Matt Smith looks like the son of the Elephant Man. Not as hideous, but just about.

Posted by: Figgy at May 6, 2011 10:01 PM

wow. fringe was good. great cliffhanger. love this show!

Posted by: splinter at May 6, 2011 10:02 PM

Good to hear it, splinter

Posted by: The_wakeful at May 6, 2011 11:38 PM

Wait, you link to the Aardman "The Pirates!" with Hugh Grant, BUT don't link to this?

James McAvoy and Hugh Laurie have joined the voice cast for Arthur Christmas - the latest film from Aardman Animations.

A host of other British stars have also signed up to the project including Jim Broadbent, Bill Nighy and Imelda Staunton.

The film tells of Santa's ultra-high-tech present delivery operation hidden beneath the North Pole.

It is expected to be released in November next year.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 9, 2011 9:35 AM