About That Time Jennifer Lawrence Almost Shot Some Guys In The Ass With Her Bow And Arrow
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About That Time Jennifer Lawrence Almost Shot Some Guys In The Ass With Her Bow And Arrow

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | January 3, 2013 | Comments ()


Listen, I'm not saying this wouldn't be an amazing family portrait on its own, but when in doubt, put a sloth on it. (Neatorama)

Tired of waiting for Girl Scout cookie season? These Thin Mint and Samoa brownie recipes might help cure your cravings. A box of them would be so nice. (Clutzy Cooking)

The only reason I'm including this list of robots who have no function other than to sell things is that damned Svedka robot loomed large over my house in San Francisco for two years. Her plastic curves irritated the hell out of me. (io9)

I prefer my spokesmodels to have curves of the plastic surgery kind. Apropos of that, this tumblr might help you with all your, er, "pressing" Superbowl Ad needs. Via the always amazing Josh. (Who Is That Hot Ad Girl?)

Me? Well I'm older than dirt so this will always be my Favorite Hot Ad Girl.

But if the ladies don't burn your candle, then perhaps you'll be interested in finding out who the frontrunner is for the male lead in the 50 Shades movie. (SocialiteLife)

Why did Anthony Bourdain live-tweet the Nickelodeon show "iCarly"? Because the world is sometimes made of rainbows, that's why. (WG)

I've got a trio of "Doctor Who" linkage to make all of your hearts grow bigger on the inside.
1) The Royal Mail is issuing "Doctor Who" stamps. Someone British send me a letter please! 2. Here's a tasty, comprehensive list of "Doctor Who" villains over the years. 3. Finally, I spent faaaar too long drooling over this Whovian jewelry over on Etsy.

Miss J. Law thought there were some intruders in her house and she picked up her Katniss bow and arrow and went after them. Ah, stars, they're just like us. (TMS)

Finally, someone's cut together all the Tarantino pop cultural references into one smorgasbord of meta. Enjoy.

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    Old school hot-ad girl?

    Let Creamy cream ya


    With Noxema.

    HOWEVER, I swear I saw this ad once and only once when I was a kid. It was an ad for Fruit of the Loom (or maybe BVD, whoever did the "Inspector 12" series of ads) in which the experienced inspector was teaching the novice inspector (both attractive women) what to look for in men's briefs. (Heh.) They had their discussion facing each other, one on each side of the screen, closeups of their faces, emphasis on their talking lips, while in between them in hthe background was a male torso mannequin wearing a t-shirt and tighty whities with a bulge in the crotch. You'll have to imagine it for now because I've searched for it online and couldn't find it.

  • Three_nineteen

    Wow, I thought you were at least going to go with Cindy Crawford for your Hot Ad Girl. Apparently I am older than whatever is older than dirt, because when I thought of "hot ad girl from my youth" I came up with this:


  • duckandcover

    There's nothing quoted by Hemsworth or his reps about him even auditioning for the role. Everyone's reaction and headlines about the Fifty Shades movie has been, "Fangirls make a list about who they'd want to play a fictional character. THIS IS REPORTABLE NEWS!"

  • That sloth waving at me just made my whole day.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I think I have to rewatch all the earlier Tarantino movies in English. Half of these references got lost in translation. Although I probably only get half of them.

  • Tracer Bullet

    Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy that in 2012, Jennifer Lawrence played both a teenager and a woman banging a guy in his mid-30s? (37 is still mid-30s. FUCK YOU.)

  • pandapants

    Thank you. Everyone keeps going on about this movie and it does look good, but the 15 year age difference between JL and BC bothers me and makes me hesitant to see it.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Sarah Silverman did a great bit on how she auditioned for that role in Silver Linings Playbook. Lawrence was too old for Katniss (though she did quite well) and too young for Tiffany (a character who had already been married for several years and then widowed). But she's kind of fantastic in both roles.

  • John G.

    where is this Sarah Silverman bit? I have not heard it, and I cannot allow that.

  • Natallica

    If it helps (?) I do think she looked a little bit old to play Katniss. Even though she did a great job

  • Groundloop

    The sloth looks like it's throwing up a gang sign. It makes sense I suppose. You have to be one confident and BAMF to move that slow in an environment where everything wants to eat you.


  • Fabius_Maximus

    I think it's flipping me off...

  • lowercase_ryan

    when you only have three toes, that's a wave.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Sloth Wolverine gonna mess you up, bub.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    NO. NOT CHRIS HEMSWORTH IN THAT TWILIGHT S&M MOVIE, I BEG YOU. This is just about as horrible as that blessedly short time Tom Hardy was rumored to be leading the list.

  • Carlito

    Here's hoping Hiddleston gets added to the list so that we can watch Tumblr wash itself out to sea.

  • athena23

    I was just coming to post this. Can we sign an online petition against this?? Given credence to my faith in you, my darling Chris...

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