A Velvet-Draped & Bewigged Carell and Buscemi Are Here To Magic Your Pants Off

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A Velvet-Draped & Bewigged Carell and Buscemi Are Here To Magic Your Pants Off

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | December 20, 2012 | Comments ()


If you think that header photo is magical (and it is), then I urge you to check out the full photo over on Slashfilm. So much chest hair, so little time. (/Film)

In other first films looks news, here's the first (albeit grainy) photo of Tom Hardy as Mad Max. (Look)

Damon Lindelof is officially not participating in the Prometheus sequel. If it's just two hours of Noomi Rapace wandering around with *****'s **** in a bag, I'll be happy. (TMS)

Apparently Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds let Martha Stewart throw them the blandest, most caucasian wedding in all the land. Oh, RyRy, we used to love you so. (Celebitchy)

Take a look at the bottles for the new "Game of Thrones" beer. I still think we Pajibans could come up with better names. How about a crisp Incestuous Blonde Ale? (WG)

I know a lot of you disdain Twitter, but, let me tell you, there are some great and hilarious people on there. I'm not saying it's 18th century Versailles in there, but if you're thinking of starting up (or thinking of sprucing up your feeds), here are the 75 best Twitter accounts in 2012. (Paste)
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If you, like me, are a huge Blade Runner geek, then you'll enjoy looking at these recently unearthed storyboards all day. (Dangerous Minds)

The uncle of fellow Pajiban, Katie, wrote this very interesting piece on how the Maya of today are marking December 21st. (National Geographic)

But, if you must have your Mayan jokes, then check what a bookstore in SF* put up in lieu of their usual Christmas tree.

Is it too late to order this Capt. Jack Harkness bathrobe for every dude I know? (Fashionably Geek)

"PSYCH" HAS BEEN RENEWED!! (Wait "Psych" is still on the air?) Well, at any rate, good news for you die hard Dulé Hill fans. (TVLine)

Oh god in heaven, please gaze upon the majestic douhebaggery of the "supposed nice guys" of OkCupid. (Uproxx)

Cleanse your palate with these beautiful paper silhouette recreations of famous scenes from your favorite films and video games. (Nerd Approved)

As a companion piece to the Best TV Drama Episodes list we wrote yesterday, the boys over at Warming Glow have whipped up a list of the best Comedy Episodes of 2012. PEENNNNYYYY CANNNNNN! (WG)

Finally, what on earth did the lovely Miss Venezuela say during last night's Miss Universe?

*Full-disclosure: my old stomping grounds.

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  • Bodhi

    I thoroughly enjoy Psych. Sure, its dumb, but its harmless & sometimes I need some brainless entertainment to round out my day

  • Quatermain

    Is it just me, or does Steve Carell look an awful lot like Shawn Michaels in that header picture?

  • QueeferSutherland

    Uhhhh, don't you mean Lindelof is not involved in Prometheu2?

  • yocean

    Those "nice guys in OK cupid" are creeps but friendzone do suck ass and I am guilty of having some of same bitter thoughts. But then I realized I am attractive well-adjusted post asshole awesome ballz who get to reject them these days so fuck you every girls who rejected me. I am so still not bitter! But really, respect need to go both ways.

  • SabrinaHatesDisqus

    Post asshole?

  • SabrinaHatesDisqus

    People are so dumb. Dec 21 is not the end of the world. My calendar at work ends at Dec 31st, so that's obviously the real end of the world.

  • Slash

    Does it really matter what Miss Venezuela said? No, it does not. Or, you know, let her say it in Spanish. But mostly, it doesn't matter. It's a beauty pageant. And she is freaking beautiful.

  • gunter

    I think my IQ dropped watching that video

  • Viking

    I get the impression she misunderstood the question, but have no idea what question she would have been answering instead. Why she chose to answer in English, if the question itself had to be translated for her to begin with, is also a mystery to me.

  • annie

    Forget the dudes: I want that robe for MYSELF.

  • googergieger

    Whoda thunk it?! It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

  • BobbFrapples

    That OkCupid slideshow gave me the heebiejeebies. Those guys wouldn't even get within 100 yards of the friend zone. Twilight Zone, maybe. Ick.

  • JLVerde

    Buscemi is channeling some Uma Thurman. I can't be the only one who sees it.

  • John G.

    If Lindelof is off the project, we've got a real shot at making a good movie.

  • John G.

    That Header pic made my day. Having only seen Buscemi in Boardwalk Empire for years, it is profoundly wonderful to see him like that. And it's just good to see Steve Carrell in anything at all.

  • Guest

    Uproxx (I think) posted the original screenplay by spaihts, and it's not very different (most of the glaring logic flaws were there from the start) so i don't know that we can completely blame lindelof. I think Ridley Scott deserves a big share

  • e jerry powell

    Steve Carrell looks like he's trying to cop a Zoolander in that shot.

  • e jerry powell

    Well, I guess it keeps Dule Hill from going to work for Shonda Rhimes...

  • Anna von Beav

    I have never been more attracted to Steve Buscemi than I am RIGHT NOW.

  • Pants-are-a-must


    Never before have I cared so deeply about a movie that is mostly an excuse for giant, weaponized desert vehicles.

  • Maguita NYC

    'Tsok, you throw your wallet while I throw myself at him. That man, ever since watching Warrior, I dream of rolling on top of him.

    Sans garments (over and under).

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Gurl, you TRY to throw yourself at him before I get the chance, I will Bronson, nay, BANE your ass. This fineass mofo never needs pants around me, ever.

  • Maguita NYC

    Pffft, bitch please! I would so throw myself all over that hot piece of over-sensitive ass before you can even write Pants_ar..!

    I am like a Ninja... or a man's fart in a packed elevator:
    Silent but deadly.

  • annie

    You just want to throw your wallet at him?

  • Pants-are-a-must

    If it makes him take his clothes off on IMAX, yes, yes I do.

  • annie

    I'd rather throw my ladyparts at him, but I'm old-fashioned like that.

  • lowercase_ryan

    for starters I'm sure

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