A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | July 24, 2013 |


Vulture has an interview with one of the newest inductees into the Pajiba 10, Tatiana Maslany. She fangirls over Rick Moranis, and I retroactively add her to my own list, which she wasn’t on before. I really need to start listening to Dustin. That guy knows a thing or two about a thing or two. (Vulture)

Bruce Willis is a big sack of dick nonsense. You’d know that if more of you listened to your friend Kevin Smith. (Celebitchy)

Did you guys know Jason Alexander directed a James Woods movie? I sure didn’t. But Dustin did. DUSTIN KNOWS EVERYTHING. He’s like the Fraggle Rock trash heap only better smelling. Here, he lists other actors who directed movies you totally forgot about/never heard of. (Warming Glow)

My favorite person, Fiona Apple, has a new video, directed by PT Anderson. It’s better than other videos because their world is BULLSHIT. /90s VMA Fiona (Slashfilm)

Guys. Kendra the Vampire Slayer is IMMORTAL. She’s been playing a teenager for almost 20 years. Also, this is the first time I remembered that, holy shit, she was the girl on “SBTB: The New Class” and that’s where else I know her from. Anyway, stake her with Mr. Pointy, because she’s clearly one of *them.* (Buzzfeed)

No Beyonce-style, million dollar birthing suite for Kate Middleton and her tiny king baby. She likely spent less than I did. (The Week, via Mental Floss)

It’s so nice when the Fug Girls try to say something nice when there’s clearly nothing nice to say. Oh, Zosia. (GFY)

Someone, somewhere will throw a tantrum about this Supergirl poster, but I’d watch that movie. (Unreality)

This is what happens when the Internet invades reality. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?(Curious Brain)

Finally, remember that music store scene in Wayne’s World where Garth totally wails on some drums? This is like that only better because it’s an old lady, which is fucking metal. (The Mary Sue)


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