A Former 'American Idol' Loser Got Called White at an Airport Popeye's and Cried about It on TV
Mariah Carey and Jenny McCarthy are playing a neat game of “If Dick Clark Was Alive, How Would He Feel?” You can get the home edition for free with a DVD copy of Glitter or the polio you got from not being vaccinated. (Dlisted)
So, OK. Bo Bice is a former American Idol contestant. He used to have long hair. Now he has short hair. He both was and is a white person. He went to an airport Popeye’s and an employee referred to him as “that white boy over there” when discussing with her fellow employees whether or not he’d received his order. … The end. That’s the beginning and end of his horrible experience of racism and oppression. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE?! (Jezebel)
This UK taxi company decided it was a great idea to do a series of ads about the laughable notion of someone finding an overweight woman attractive. Super lol to the max, guys. (Revelist)
Diego Luna shared this on Twitter and it’s too wonderful not to share. Representation MATTERS.
There are lessons Hollywood can learn from 2016’s box office successes, and Dustin is here (well, technically over there) to tell you about them. (UPROXX)
IT’S A FUG GIRLS’ RETROSPECTIVE ON MY FAVORITE HUMAN/HALF OF MY FAVORITE FORMER PAIR OF HUMANS. HUZZAH. (GFY)
Oooh, Natalie Portman is getting that Oscar push. (Lainey)
Like a lot of us, Caitlin_D was hit hard by the death of Carrie Fisher. She bought Fisher’s most recent memoir, The Princess Diarist, a snapshot of Carrie Fisher at 19, shooting Star Wars, before it was Star Wars. "While Carrie is a charming and self deprecating writer this memoir is more ‘gut punch’ than ‘stroll down memory lane’ from a writer who was able to give us just one more gift before leaving the world too soon." Are you reading from Carrie Fisher’s book list? (Cannonball Read 9)
Johnny Depp’s accusing Amber Heard of trying to extend her “15 minutes of fame” (she was an established actress long before they got together) by, you know, asking for him to fork over the money he’s supposed to so she can donate it to goddamn charity already. Also, this comes by way of Depp’s lawyer, who is also Angelina Jolie’s lawyer, which stomps all over my excitement. THANKS FOR NOTHING, GUYS. (Celebitchy)
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