A Double Dose Of Daniel Craig: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Photos And Sh*t Talking The Kardashians

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Hot on the heels of Tintin on a Tauntaun, comes this Rudolph The Red-Nosed Tauntaun.
Is there some sort of Tauntaunaissance a-happenin’ and no one thought to tell me? (Neatorama)

I hate everyone they’re considering for the role of Eponine in the new Les Miserables film. EVERYONE. At the very least, I can look forward to a little fall of schadenfreude. (Moviefone)

Some 14 year-old pepper sprayed her classmates and sent them to the hospital. Without knowing her motivation (could be self-defense…maybe), I’m starting to think that we, the American public, should not be allowed to carry mace. (Gothamist)

Apparently the Egyptians feel their government should not be allowed to have tear gas. Several dock workers refused to process a shipment of the gas from America as a form of civil disobedience. I dig. (Boing Boing)

Are you still watching “The Walking Dead?” WHYYYYY? Is it for Glen? Is it for (as my friends put it) “that Boondocks Saints guy?” Well then okay. But, I have to agree with this breakdown of TWD’s most annoying characters. ANDREEEAAAA. (FSR)

Speaking of Andrea, check out Zombie Attack Barbie. All she’s missing is some tear gas. (Laughing Squid)

Many thanks to BierceAmbrose for sending me this Susannah Breslin article about her breasts, mammograms and cancer. It’s beautifully written. (Forbes)

Speaking of anatomy, check out this staggering heart embroidery from Andrea Dezso. I want in on SOMETHING. (Street Anatomy)

MovieLine has a great gallery of photos from The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo including the one above of Lisbeth and Mikael beaten to a bloody pulp. The whole enterprise looks very, well, Finchery. (MovieLine)

Also, when describing his own wish for privacy, Daniel Craig referred to the Kardashians as f*cking idiots. Can we disagree? No we cannot. He’s also very sweet about Rachel Weisz in this interview for British GQ. (Celebitchy)

I was just talking about The Book Of Kells yesterday (like you do) and today I stumbled on a “Game Of Thrones” inspired print done in the Kells style. What are the bloody odds? You can purchase it here. (Mudron)

Speaking of artwork from shows I love, check out this incredible TARDIS bookcase. I know my standards are pretty low when it comes to “Doctor Who” things, but this one is actually fantastic. (Technabob)

I know Midwesterners. Some of my best friends are Midwesterners. So I definitely recognize the brittle, chipper tone in this video. (Chipper as in, “I’m two seconds aways from stuffing you into the wood chipper, donchaknow.”)

This video is a little cheesy even for my taste. But I *do* love me some Disney and, um, a Pajiba staffer sent it to me. AND I LOVE THAT HE DID. We’re all goo on the inside around here, I promise you.

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Tauntaunaissance sounds like some kind of warm, gooey breakfast sauce.

Posted by: Bert at November 30, 2011 1:06 PM

Game of Thrones set coming on March 6, 2012.

Good thing I still got the episodes saved on my DVR machine thingie.

And honestly, if you're a rich, successful, famous young man, do you want anything to do with Kim Kardashian after seeing how her klan kompletely sets out to krush Kris Humphries? (Yes, I just kopied Kourtney's schtick).

Posted by: Fredo at November 30, 2011 1:10 PM

I want an Eponine who's as haggard and literally toothless she is in the book. None of this prettified Hollywood/Broadway stuff. It would make her character so much more pathetic and tragic.

Posted by: sars at November 30, 2011 1:10 PM

Ufta.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 30, 2011 1:28 PM

Tauntaunaissance sounds like some kind of warm, gooey breakfast sauce.

Oooooooooo, like on some delicious eggs Palpatine.

Posted by: Jast at November 30, 2011 1:37 PM

Thanks, Jast... I needed something for my last line:

Rudolph the red-nosed Taun Taun,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other Taun Tauns,
Used to taunt and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Patrol the outer marker lanes.

Then one foggy freezing day,
Rogue Five came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my patrol tonight.

Then all the Taun Tauns loved him,
And wanted him on their team,
They didn't know poor Rudolph,
Was being served on eggs Palpatine.

Posted by: lubeg at November 30, 2011 1:41 PM

Drat. I flubbed my italics tags.

Posted by: lubeg at November 30, 2011 1:42 PM

Also, that's probably my first ever non-ranting/bile induced Star Wars post on this site. Ever.

Posted by: lubeg at November 30, 2011 1:43 PM

You see that and you think "what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions". 'I'm not judging it - well, I am obviously.'

Goddamn that man is sexy.

Posted by: Sbrown at November 30, 2011 1:44 PM

You see that and you think "what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions". 'I'm not judging it - well, I am obviously.

Minnesotan translation: Oh, jeez, she's a humdinger.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at November 30, 2011 1:52 PM

I wish someone would make a Rudolph The Red Nosed Tauntaun special just for DarthCorleone. Boyfriend loves him some Tauntauns.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at November 30, 2011 1:52 PM

They didn't know poor Rudolph,
Was being served on eggs Palpatine.

When I went to Finland with my dad, he ate reindeer carpaccio. True story.

Posted by: MM at November 30, 2011 1:58 PM

Happy Birthday Mark Twain.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 30, 2011 2:02 PM

'I'm not judging it - well, I am obviously.'

I've never wanted him more.

Posted by: klingonfree at November 30, 2011 2:08 PM

Well Disney girlfriend spent a buttload of time, make-up kits, singing in the
shower, home studio, computins and whatnot.
But what exactly is she auditioning *FOR*? Was there a contest needing
submissions (asking seriously. attempting minimal amts of catty)

Posted by: Ms MoMo at November 30, 2011 3:24 PM

I pity anyone competing against Lea Michele for the role of Eponine. Not so much because I think she'll get it but because I imagine some "accidents" might befall them.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 30, 2011 7:33 PM

Mel- Yep. It'll get all Drop Dead Gorgeous up in there.

Posted by: Sara H at November 30, 2011 11:53 PM

I assume that the Kardashians are f*cking idiots. But I am not stupid enough to actually give a shit.

Posted by: MRod at December 1, 2011 2:28 PM

Ok, so I didn't see this the other day (I'm having a rough week), but according to the notoriously reliable Wikipedia: "In the state of New York, pepper spray may be legally possessed by any person age 18 or over; however, it must be purchased in person (i.e. cannot be purchased by mail-order or internet sale) either at a pharmacy or from a licensed firearm retailer (NY Penal Law 265.20 14 (a)), and the seller must keep a record of purchases. The use of pepper spray to prevent a public official from performing his/her official duties is a class-E felony."

Evidently, the minimum age requirement is 18 "In many (but not all) other states". So, I guess my question is, who the hell gave a 14-year-old pepper spray?

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 2, 2011 11:06 AM

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