40-Year-Old Cameron Diaz Would Like to Apologize to Jerkbags for Not Looking 25 Anymore

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | March 13, 2014 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | March 13, 2014 |


Cameron Diaz, who is 40 and looks f**cking good for it, nevertheless offers a sarcastic apology for not being able to defy gravity and look 25 anymore. (Dlisted)

I don’t do much theorizing on The Walking Dead because it doesn’t lend itself to it often, but this theory? It makes sense, it would significantly improve this season, and it would make me respect the hell out of the writers. (Uproxx)

“Matt Ryan as ‘Constantine’: First Look at DC’s Magic Bastard.” Surely I’m not the only one who temporarily thought the Atlanta Falcon’s QB was going to play Magic Bastard, am I? (Slashfilm)

Amazon Prime, which recently announced that it was picking up four pilots to series (the four we ranked the highest) is also raising its membership price from $79 a year to $99 a year. Still totally worth it. (Vulture)

Kristen Bell’s dress at the Veronica Mars Movie premiere shows just enough leg to bkaasdafshadsasdfasf sorry. I lost my train of aahada gasaf asdfa. (GFY)

If you liked the picture of Benedict Cumberbatch photobombing U2 at the Oscars, you’re going to love the video. No. Seriously. It is amazing. (Celebitchy)

Jason Biggs is still the douchiest guy on Twitter this side of Nick Searcy. (The Hype)

“The Dream of Adapting ‘A Confederacy of Dunces’ Should Never Come True.” Truer statements have rarely been made. Also, because I hate that book. (Flavorwire)

Brave’s Meridia as a cross-bow wielding motorcyclist? Seriously, not-kidding-around hot. (The Mary Sue)

In Tarantino vs. Gawker, Nick Denton fires back, demanding that the lawsuit over the leak of Tarantino’s script be dismissed. (FSR)

Olivia the cosplaying baby is adorable, and deadly. (Unreality)

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