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The Language of Making Love

By Dr. Pisaster | Posted Under Pajiba Dirty Talk | Comments (23)



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It time again for the Literary Review’s bad sex writing awards. These awards are meant to discourage those with literary aspersions from adding graphic descriptions of sex to their work, since such descriptions have a tendency to come across as awkward and poorly written and not even a tiny bit sexy. The truth is, while there are a few writers who can turn a prose description of sex into something erotic, sexual tastes are too personal for straight descriptions to work most of the time. (Case in point: my mom keeps sending me these books in which the heros always go down on the heroine, get her off, and then go in for one or two quick thrusts of penis-in-vagina before the whole thing’s done. I’m sure that works beautifully for the author, but it ain’t how I’d ever want sex to go.) In truth, erotic writing works best when it paints a vague, sensual impression that draws on the reader’s own experiences and desires. Prose isn’t terribly well suited to this, but erotic poetry, when well done, can evoke all the beauty and pleasure of sex without resorting to clinical descriptions or forced euphemisms like “throbbing manhood.” Indeed, poetry has been the official language of physical love for as long as people have been writing. Even the bible has an entire chapter devoted to what is essentially an extended erotic poem, a bit of human passion too intense to be excised from a book otherwise focused on humanity’s relationship with religion.

So, since it’s a holiday weekend and I’m feeling lazy, in lieu of a full column, here are some poems to get your blood running again after the turkey induced stupor of Thanksgiving dinner (presented primarily as links to avoid any issues with copyright). Feel free to add further suggested reading in the comments/

She being brand new
by e e cummings

Sonnet II from Second April
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

Body Remember
by C. P. Cavafy

Blue
by May Swenson

n w (click number 4 and the top of the page, halfway down)
by e e no-seriously-sex-was-dude’s-favorite-topic cummings

The Fan
by Ho Xuan Huong

Are you seventeen or eighteen?
Let me cherish you by all means.
Thin or thick you display a triangle, and
Large or small I hold you with one hand.
The more it is hot the fresher you will submit,
Not enough love at night, daytime will make it.
Your cheeks are rose pink and give you grace,
Lords and kings love you because of your face.

Fragment 23
by Sappho

Like a sweet-apple
turning red
high
on the tip
of the topmost branch.
Forgotten by pickers.

Not forgotten—
they couldn’t reach it.

(and honorable mention to Ruth Herschberger’s “In Paneled Rooms,” which sadly I can’t find online anywhere, and I very much doubt it’s public domain, so you’ll have to find that one on your own.)









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Comments

Right up my alley! This might very well be the third comment in total that I have posted since reading this site...
And since there is no Thanksgiving where I am at, today is simply Friday.

Let me throw my two cents in: e e cummings, i like my body when it is with your body

On the website you posted above, number 1, poem 2.

Love, love, love that poem.

Posted by: amicus diptus at November 25, 2011 10:27 AM

e.e. cummings is my absolute favorite poet, and not because we have the same last name.

His use of space and language is second to none.

Posted by: tawnia at November 25, 2011 11:01 AM

Dude, why is your mom sending you books by Newt Gingrich? Tell her to knock that shit off.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 25, 2011 11:21 AM

The boobs in the photo look like they'd pop if the guy got any closer.

Posted by: eh? at November 25, 2011 11:34 AM

I'm gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

Posted by: The Mutt at November 25, 2011 11:51 AM

is it just me or are the header pics getting steamier? oh, i'm sorry for giving the wrong impression because i am so not complaining.

Posted by: haplo at November 25, 2011 11:51 AM

Mrcreosote, have you read any of Bill O'reilly's novel, Those Who Trespass?

Here are some audio samples of some of the hilarious literary "sex" that Bill O'reilly is capable of

Posted by: John G. at November 25, 2011 11:53 AM

"There once was a man from Nantucket ... "

What? You said to chime in.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 25, 2011 12:23 PM

Arrival, by William Carlos Williams

Also, that header pic is ridiculously hetero-normative and frankly, fairly off-putting in a Skinemax soft-core kind of way.

Posted by: Zombie Mrs Smith at November 25, 2011 12:40 PM

...

I’ve seen flame flicker around the edges of the body,
pentecostal, evidence of inhabitation.
And I have been possessed of the god myself,

I have been the temporary apparition
salving another, I have been his visitation, I say it
without arrogance, I have been an angel

for minutes at a time, and I have for hours
believed—without judgement, without condemnation—
that in each body, however obscured or recast,

is the divine body—common, habitable—
the way in a field of sunflowers
you can see every bloom’s

the multiple expression
of a single shining idea,
which is the face hammered into joy.

...

Homo Will Not Inherit - Mark Doty

Posted by: Matthew at November 25, 2011 12:45 PM

THE CINNAMON PEELER by Michael Ondaatje


If I were a cinnamon peeler
I would ride your bed
and leave the yellow bark dust
on your pillow.

Your breasts and shoulders would reek
you could never walk through markets
without the profession of my fingers
floating over you. The blind would
stumble certain of whom they approached
though you might bathe
under rain gutters, monsoon.

Here on the upper thigh
at this smooth pasture
neighbor to your hair
or the crease
that cuts your back. This ankle.
You will be known among strangers
as the cinnamon peeler's wife.

I could hardly glance at you
before marriage
never touch you
-- your keen nosed mother, your rough brothers.
I buried my hands
in saffron, disguised them
over smoking tar,
helped the honey gatherers...

When we swam once
I touched you in water
and our bodies remained free,
you could hold me and be blind of smell.
You climbed the bank and said

this is how you touch other women
the grasscutter's wife, the lime burner's daughter.
And you searched your arms
for the missing perfume.

and knew

what good is it
to be the lime burner's daughter
left with no trace
as if not spoken to in an act of love
as if wounded without the pleasure of scar.


You touched
your belly to my hands
in the dry air and said
I am the cinnamon
peeler's wife. Smell me.

Posted by: rocketscientiste at November 25, 2011 12:51 PM

Primitive, by Sharon Olds: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/primitive/

It was a face... by Lawrence Ferlinghetti (#5)
http://www.greenfolder.co.nz/poferl.html

Posted by: Melmo at November 25, 2011 1:08 PM

The Ninth Secret Poem, by Guillaume Apollinaire.

http://www.artofeurope.com/apollinaire/apo2.htm

Posted by: KV at November 25, 2011 1:42 PM

oops. Somebody (me) forgot to close an html bracket.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at November 25, 2011 2:17 PM

WW Norton just posted "Feast" by Todd Boss, and I think it fits here nicely.

It starts with this:

" —Let me taste
the kitchen in your skin.

Now that company’s gone
& the kids are tucked in,
let the real feasting begin.

Let me lay you out on the
bed like a spread of bone

china.—Yes, I want a
piece of you.
Yes, I do."

Click through for the rest.

Posted by: Sara H at November 25, 2011 7:56 PM

If you're so interested in "real" women, why do you use a header pic of a woman with a bolt on ass on her chest?

Posted by: stump at November 25, 2011 9:14 PM

That women in the header pic has plumbers butt under her chin.

That said, the steamiest poem in the English language is:

THE TYGER (from Songs Of Experience)
By William Blake

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?


And what shoulder, & what art.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?


What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?


When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?


Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 25, 2011 11:06 PM

The best smut I've ever read is a book I have of Victorian Erotica. There's something incredibly sexual about a gentleman catching sight of a lady's ankles and getting an inappropriate woody.

Most romance novels are like soft core porn. You get the idea, but none of the good stuff.

I maintain forever that the best sex scenes are in fanfic. Somehow they have a much better handle on sexy than the "real" writers. And you get a lovely visual to go along with it.

Posted by: jayem at November 26, 2011 5:30 PM

"Now that company’s gone
& the kids are tucked in,
let the real feasting begin."

Dying. That is HORRIBLE.

Posted by: samantha t at November 27, 2011 7:52 PM

Gah... Could someone please close the BOLD tag?

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 28, 2011 6:13 AM

Poems are beautiful. Completely opposite from all of the fake in header photo.

Posted by: Laura at November 28, 2011 1:05 PM

I too was going to post The Cinnamon Peeler. Utterly swoonsome.

Posted by: tiggyT at November 29, 2011 10:04 PM

Seduction Poem by Alison Croggon


I want the slew of muscle: a less
cerebral meeting place, no word
but your male shout, the shirred
unpublic face and honest skin
crying to me, yes,
the mouthless, eyeless tenderness
crying to be let in.

Unbutton all your weight, like a bird
flying into night's starred nakedness:
put down your grammatical tongue, undress
your correct and social skin:
come white and absurd
all your language one word
crying to be let in.

Posted by: tiggyT at November 29, 2011 10:09 PM