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F*cking While F*cked Up

By Dr. Pisaster | Posted Under Pajiba Dirty Talk | Comments (34)



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Most of us have had at least one alcohol fueled sexual escapade, and according to that national sex survey a decent number of people have smoked up before sex (I know Mary Jane is always welcome in my bed). Probably a few of you have even experimented with other drugs to see how they affect your enjoyment of sex. Mind altering substances, used correctly, can enhance your pleasure generally, so it’s only natural to wonder what impact they’ll have on one of the most pleasurable activities known to man. As with most things, the effects can be varied and depend at least in part on the amount of substance consumed, circumstances, and your personal body chemistry. (I should state up front that I’m not going to actually endorse doing anything illegal - this is just science!)

Take, for example, alcohol. Alcohol, as everyone knows, tends to decrease people’s inhibitions, making them feel more relaxed and more open to certain activities (e.g. sex). Alcohol is a depressant and so its main effect on the body is to slow all processes down, however, too much and you could end up feeling too relaxed to bother. Generally speaking, a small amount of alcohol appears to increase sexual desire, however consumption of large amounts of alcohol can have the opposite effect, and for men can make it difficult to maintain an erection. As Shakespeare put it, “It provokes the desire but takes away the performance.” This is because alcohol decreases the production of testosterone in men, which is necessary for the physical arousal response. In women the effect is actually the opposite, testosterone production is increased and as a result women tend to feel more sexually aroused when drinking, although the physiological signs of arousal are actually decreased. Large quantities of alcohol can also make orgasms difficult to achieve or make the sensation of orgasm less intense for both men and women, although some women report increased intensity of orgasm after alcohol consumption. For women who experience stronger orgasms, the trick may be alcohol’s relaxing effects, rather than a physical reaction. In other words, the effect alcohol has on your sex drive and performance depends on how much you drink and the ways your individual body reacts to alcohol. Unfortunately, because it lowers inhibitions, alcohol also increases risky behavior. People under the influence of alcohol are less likely to use protection. Alcohol is also a factor in many rapes, not just because of women getting too drunk to defend themselves, but unfortunately also because of men getting too drunk to realize the person they’re having sex with didn’t consent (always check for enthusiastic consent, guys, and girls for that matter, especially if you’ve been drinking).

Marijuana’s effects on sex are similarly complex. Surveys of marijuana users indicate that sometimes the drug enhances the sexual experience, while other times its effect is neutral or even negative. The majority of survey respondents report increased desire when under the influence of marijuana, with women reporting an increase at slightly higher levels than men (50% of women to 39% of men, according to one survey). Marijuana, like alcohol, also lowers inhibitions and has a relaxing effect, which may make people more receptive to sex. Low doses of marijuana can create the impression that the sense of touch is heightened, which can obviously have a strong impact on sexual enjoyment. Higher doses of marijuana, however, can have a depressive effect and therefore decrease sex drive for the same reason as alcohol - it lowers testosterone levels. Also like alcohol, marijuana use can lead to the questionable decision to have unprotected sex.

Data on harder drugs is difficult to come by, possibly because researchers are more focused on general effects of drug use and how to keep people from taking such rather than exploring their effect on sexual function. Users of ecstasy do report higher levels of sensation and sexual desire, although orgasm was delayed, and erectile dysfunction was not uncommon (reported by 40% of men). Cocaine, a heavy stimulant, appears to increase sexual desire in the short term while having a negative impact on sex drive with long-term use. Heroin and other opiates are depressants, and therefore can be expected to have a negative effect on sex drive (once again, the reason is reduced testosterone levels), especially with long term use, but as always your mileage may vary. How cocaine and heroin actually make sex feel while your having it isn’t clear from the scientific literature (and I don’t recommend testing it out for yourself).

If you’re looking to increase your sexual pleasure with intoxicating substances, the bottom line seems to be that moderation is key. Small amounts of both alcohol and marijuana can have an enhancing effect on sexual arousal, but too much and you’ve effectively screwed yourself (in the bad way). It’s also important also to be extra vigilant about protection if you’re using any such substance and having sex with someone who isn’t an established monogamous partner. Yes, you really do need that condom, I don’t care how relaxed and carefree you feel. A little lube might come in handy too, since alcohol can reduce physiological signs of arousal in women and marijuana tends to dry out mucous membranes (i.e. both can leave a girl a little too dry for comfort). Other than that, as long as it’s an occasional enhancement and not a crutch, then go ahead and indulge. Science says it’s okay.

Dr. Pisaster has a doctorate in biophysics, not actually anything sexy. She does however enjoy having sex, reading about sex, and talking about sex. Especially when she’s had a little whiskey.









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Comments

Marijuana + Sex = One of the best things ever

Posted by: Woody at November 30, 2010 4:25 PM

I read this through twice and saw no mention of the boozy whipped cream(s) now available.

What the fuckity fuck, Dr. P?

Posted by: Skitz at November 30, 2010 4:49 PM

Sex - Marijuana > your best thing, Dumbass.

Posted by: Rykker at November 30, 2010 4:50 PM

I can vouch for the whole moderation is key thing. A couple of months ago I was trying to seal the deal with a friend that I was hoping to turn into a friend with bennies.

He was willing, and I was stoked. I was also completely hammered. By the time we got back to my place I was barely capable of untying my shoes, but I was game to try to ride the hobby horse anyway.

Wanting to make a good impression, I pushed him down on the bed, thinking to slither on top of him sexily. Unfortunately, I was retard strong at that point, and made him hit his head on the wall. Because he's a nice guy, he just laughed it off, and pulled me down onto him. I wanted to make it up to him, so I decided to give him head first.

Where I...promptly passed out, using his dick as a pillow. Awesome.

Needless to say, he hasn't been reeaal eager to give it another shot.

My humiliation should be your fair warning, though. Take a lesson, kiddies: once you've laid your mack down successfully, leave and get to it instead of partying on, Garth, for a couple more hours.

Posted by: noodlestein at November 30, 2010 4:54 PM

Hmmm, I am liking this "new" math...

Posted by: latvianluck at November 30, 2010 4:54 PM

I never tried marijuana + sex, but alcohol + sex doesn't work well for me at all. More than about 1 drink and, no matter how much I want to, I am unable to have an orgasm.

Posted by: peachfish at November 30, 2010 5:00 PM

Candy may be dandy
But lick her is quicker ...

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 30, 2010 5:00 PM

But lick her is quicker ...


Not in my experience.

But who wants to be quick?

Posted by: Jay at November 30, 2010 5:24 PM

alcohol fueled sexual escapade

Well, I went to a completely different place - reminiscing that the occasional strategic drizzle of something yummy and volatile can add to the festivities. We do remember Daniel-san's sweetie turning herself into a rocks glass in Leaving Las Vegas? (This is still a movie site, right?)

That said:

- Do not leave the sauce on long enough to marinate your partner. Even if you secure forgiveness, a rash will take your flank steak of love out of the rotation for a while.

- Do not combine liberally dousing with the good stuff with tokes of the sweet, sweet herb. "Partner flambe" is really only funny once.

Just sayin.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 30, 2010 5:24 PM

But lick her is quicker ...

Not in my experience.

But who wants to be quick?

Posted by: Jay at November 30, 2010 5:28 PM

Sex + booze = I can't feel a goddamn thing, so why even bother?

Sex + weed really ought to be great--I mean, it makes me feel all cuddly--but I've never been able to orgasm when high. I think I just get too cerebral & distracted...

Sex + LSD = Um, be very, very careful of your partner, and if you are, it can be fantastic.

Posted by: Jerce at November 30, 2010 5:30 PM

Sex+booze=great sex...for my partner. More than once I was told "you were SO sexy last night, you were amazing"...and I can't remember a thing! Not one single thing, not getting undressed, none of the action, nothing. So now, because I do want to be able to recall my own greatness, I don't have more than a couple of beers or glasses of wine before the games begin.
Yes, I'm a cheap date and a great fuck.

Posted by: Cuca at November 30, 2010 5:56 PM

I don't really ever have problems with booze during sex other than just being too tired sometimes or taking too long to get off. Besides that though it's been a long while since I've had "Whiskey Dick". If I've had a few it stands up better than I do.

Posted by: Paultera at November 30, 2010 6:02 PM

this post seems so daring, from the point of view of a student.

During my 15 years in an out of schools, campus organizations consistently try to instruct men that they cannot have sex with a woman who has been drinking at all, because the alcohol means she cannot provide informed consent, so alcohol + sex = rape. In this context,these sterling organisations warn women not to descend into the infernos where alcohol is distributed.

Of course, these campus organizations also seem dubious as to whether there are any conditions under which they would agree sex is consensual and not a crime against hapless Victorian women. It's sort of part of the belief system that says only while utterly robbed of her senses would a woman ever willingly acquiesce to sex.

I suspect this campaign is as successful as the war on drugs.

Posted by: idleprimate at November 30, 2010 6:19 PM

"If you're going to have sex, don't use condoms!"
-Abed

Posted by: Paultera at November 30, 2010 6:28 PM

Sex with opiates like heroin, reduced desire, reduced interest, reduced sensation and reduced overall result. Essentially it turns down the volume on everything... Like Fight Club.

Posted by: Captain Sweatpants at November 30, 2010 6:35 PM

Easily my worst sex experiences was the time me and the girlfriend at the time decided to bump uglies while way too intoxicated (I had just gotten back from a deployment). I ended up with a broken nose and ocular socket, while she ended up getting stitches right above her hair line. To this date, I'm not even sure what the hell we were doing, but when I came to a few hours later, my sheets were covered with blood (We had somehow knocked each other out completely). Horrifically scary thing to wake up to.

Posted by: Diablo at November 30, 2010 7:05 PM

Forget weed, giving your guy head after popping a couple of percocet is pretty much the most fun thing ever. At least that's how it feels at the time.

Posted by: Dingles at November 30, 2010 7:19 PM

I love love love love love weed and sex. Tragically, I have to take a drug test for grad school and have been forced to abstain for the past couple of weeks. My sex life has suffered accordingly, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Nurse EagerBeaverBaby at November 30, 2010 7:48 PM

Absolutely right, doctor. A little bit'll do ya. Too much drinking and you end up trying to ride your partner's TOES, then punching him out. Worst Mother's Day hangover ever.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at November 30, 2010 8:19 PM

I am a innocent about those things but what can i say is that taking drugs are not safe. much better if you have sex without those things.

Posted by: Talk Dirty at November 30, 2010 8:31 PM

Smoke (MJ) is the best for sex, for yoga, for house-cleaning, for watching Family Guy or SNL and actually laughing at all the jokes, for cooking amazing dinners, for dealing with rotten kids who never behave, for headaches, for writing, for a night out with my girls, for skiing in epic powder, for, well.... EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Janey at November 30, 2010 9:05 PM

Excuse me while I go hunt up some cocaine/heroin and a woman. It's FOR SCIENCE.

Posted by: the_wakeful at November 30, 2010 9:12 PM

Booze revs up my libido like a champ, but it has a very, very finite shelf life - the window is like, 20 minutes, tops. If I'm rubbing your thigh and giving you the old "come hither" stare, you best take me to bed or lose me forever, because in 20 minutes I'll be asleep. If you can make it through the window, you're in for a fun ride. Otherwise, you're in for a nap. Cuddle, fine, but don't wake me up.

Weed is cuddle-inducing and makes me everyone's best friend, but I can't say I've ever made it to the bedroom under its influence. I am usually to busy finding myself hilarious.

Posted by: Tammy at November 30, 2010 9:24 PM

@idleprimate

Read some Camille Paglia as an antidote for the infantilizing pablum being ladled into your impressionable mind. If her Slate column archives are still up, she went off all over exactly the booze / rape / delicate flowers thing.

Yes, some folks don't know their limits, and yes, others will take advantage or try to. Loosers and criminals, respectively.

Yet, consider the self-determined, formidable, marvelous women who hang out hereabouts. Who would dare tell any of them they can't handle their sauce or choose a bout of boozey-groping if that be their pleasure? Self-control & self-determination are sexy, sexy, sexy & strong (and sexy.) Worse (or better) life is out there. It cannot be reasoned with, it cannot be bargained with, and it absolutely will not stop ... ever. So, find a way to live, with booze or without booze, but in a world where there is booze. Same goes for any other temptation.

Real women (and men) don't get sloppy & out of control. Real men don't take advantage - wouldn't think of it. Real men & women won't let anyone out of their own control be abused by a stalker, a predator or simply another drunk. But,someone who gets out of their own control is diminished.

Not that I have an opinion.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 30, 2010 9:33 PM

Sex + shrooms = fantastic

It felt like our bodies were melting together, in a good way!

Ah, the eighties.

Posted by: Val Vadynia at November 30, 2010 11:47 PM

Not that I have an opinion.
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 30, 2010 9:33 PM

YOU have an OPINION about something?! I am stunned. (Hee. I kid, because I love.)

Moderation is definitely key as far as alcohol and pot, and the mood has to be right to begin with, I think. For me, anyway. I find if I wasn't horny before drinking/smoking, I won't be horny after.

The pseudo-Mr. and I used to take a couple of trips a year (New Years' Eve and his birthday, in July.... nicely spaced) and usually speaking, it's not terribly conducive to the sexytimes. The one time we did it during, we had a grand old time, for what seemed like hours and hours. Neither of us actually got off, but OH MY WORD it felt amazing. It was like constantly being right on the brink for hours. Sadly, I tend toward a week-long hangover from LSD, so I stopped doing it. *sigh* I kind of miss it. (Except for that one time when pseudo-Mr. stole my protective circle of glowsticks and made me cry and then the neighbors were shooting at us. Except they might not have *actually* been shooting at us, they might have been setting off fireworks in the street. Either way, we hid behind the bed for a while. Luckily, pseudo-Mr. was VERY good at talking people down.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 1, 2010 10:12 AM

i'm a huge fan of combining sex and drugs. weed works fantastically for me, to the point where i'm concerned that i like it a little too much. the missus is cool about it, which is a relief. sex on ecstacy can be amazing, but you have to get the timing right - too soon and nothing will happen, too late and you're just tired. if you get the timing right, and you're with the right girl, it can melt your brain. in my experience coke has kinda worked like booze - i want sex more, but it's not necessarily better when i get it.

Posted by: clancy wiggum at December 1, 2010 11:46 AM

I have mixed sex with nearly every drug known to man, and there are some that make a great combination. LSD sex can be one of the most pleasurable things on Earth; as a man you seem to gain a greater control over your body and the orgasmic response, to the point that you can time your orgasm to be exactly when you want. I remember a particular instance where I went 45 minutes without reaching climax, and came as soon as I was ready to. Hard to tell how much of this feeling is merely perception, but an interesting feeling nonetheless. The one caveat would be that you have to know your partner very well for their not to be any weird feelings; a one night stand on LSD would not be fun.

Cocaine is great for sex in small amounts, as it does increase libido. Unfortunately, cocaine is not a drug that lends itself to moderate use, and overindulging makes performance and climax nearly impossible. Opiates, in small dosages, can also give greater stamina to a man, but overindulging again makes performance and especially climax a very frustrating journey.

Methamphetamine is also a fun sex drug, as you get the increase in libido that cocaine imparts with a lot less of the boner-killing effects. One lesser-known drug that can be a great sex drug is GHB, again in small dosages. It stimulates many of the same receptors in the brain that alcohol does, but doesn't have a lot of the physical side effects that can impair lovemaking. It has also been shown in studies to increase orgasmic intensity in both males and females.

Finally, ecstacy-fueled sex can be great with a partner that you feel comfortable with, and gives sex a very intimate, emotional feel. Unfortunately, ecstacy will often teach a man the meaning of the phrase "the spirit is will, but the flesh is weak." It does feel great when it works though!

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