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Stripes / Agent Bedhead

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Although I’d never have admitted this at the time, I was raised by a fairly cool set of parents who didn’t really mind if I watched R-rated films. Their perspective was that such popcorn fare would, at worst, only contribute to a very developed knowledge of curse words and phrases, and shitdamnfuckall, they were correct. As such, one can be certain that Stripes is a movie that I’ve seen more times than I can even begin to quantify. Naturally, it was quite some time before I could fully appreciate the film as more than a broad comedy, and a very funny one at that. This classic film is the work of a truly ensemble cast and a set of bona fide filmmakers that, unfortunately, would probably not have been chosen by producers of today’s comedies. At the time, director Ivan Reitman was quickly establishing himself as a staple director of the comedy genre. He was accompanied by cinematographer Bill Butler, who worked on The Godfather, Jaws, and several of the Rocky films, and composer Elmer Bernstein, whose vast experience is virtually impossible to summarize and who commanded not only the film’s easily recognizable anthem but also that meandering piano theme that, just like a little black cloud, follows Bill Murray’s character during his lowest moments. Nobody really pulls off “underdog,” “mutt,” or “wretched refuse” like Murray, and he’s a huge part of why this $10 million budget comedy transformed into an $85 million run at the box office. Hell, if one were to go even further and adjust these 1981 gross ticket sales for inflation, well, there’s simply not many genuinely great comedy films out there that can even hope to compare.

Stripes, of course, features Murray at his unbeatable best as John Winger, who gives the finger to authority in a way that many of us would only dream of doing. He’s an intelligent fellow but also a sort of armchair anarchist who leans a bit too heavily on his own self-destruct button. His job as a cabbie finds him in a meaningless job serving uppity, overbearing rich ladies that address him as a low-life, no good piece of garbage, and when Winger starts fucking with one lady by taking “action shots” with his camera, one gets the sense that he does this on a regular basis for his own amusement. He may very well be going nowhere, but he’s doing it with flair. In quick succession, John quits his job, loses his apartment, watches his car get repossessed, ruins his dry cleaning, and (perhaps worst of all) drops his pizza in the street. Then, as a consolation prize, John’s girlfriend dumps him, and as the door shuts behind her, the sad clown says, “And then, depression set in.” John’s best friend Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis), rather unsuccessfully attempts to be the voice of reason, but, at this most unkind of rock bottoms, John realizes that he destroys everything that he touches, and he needs some serious discipline in his life. His solution, of course, sounds pretty fucking stupid: “I gotta get in shape. I gotta dry out before I’m thirty. The army’s my only chance.” Naturally, John manages to convince Russell to join him, and so the journey begins.

Of course, once John actually finds himself in basic training, his subversive tendencies are not remedied, and his every attempt to undermine Sergeant Hulka’s (Warren Oates) authority generally results in dumpster-scrubbing duty or endless sets of push-ups in the pouring rain. Even when John outwardly apologizes to Sergeant Hulka for being “a comedian,” that telltale piano theme informs us that never, not even once, does John’s character undergo the slightest of changes from within. However, when Hulka gets sidelined later on in the film, John discovers a way to channel his idiosyncrasies into a form of leadership power. With any other actor, John Winger would only come off as a hypocritical schmuck for assuming control over his platoon, but, somehow, Murray’s sardonic, deadpan wit, which appears empty at times and wholly ironic at others, pulls this paradox off. Obviously, Murray’s laconic performance is the centerpiece of the film, along with that of real-life friend Ramis serving as the more sensible foil to Murray’s loosely collected anarchic tendencies. As one of the film’s screenwriters, Ramis knows how to place Murray within a script, as he also did previously in Meatballs and Caddyshack. With Stripes, however, Ramis was coaxed out from behind the writer’s desk to act alongside Murray, and the two are rather disarming as a pair, a trend that continued in Ghostbusters.

In addition to the straightforward comedic performances present in Stripes, that extra little touch comes from the reaction shots from other characters. Murray and Ramis play off each other perfectly, particularly during the scene where they fuck with the enlistment officer who, per routine, inquires whether the two men are homosexuals. As for the rest of the platoon, it is a carefully orchestrated set of misfits that are, to put it mildly, fucking brilliantly acted. Another great comedic pair can be witnessed in Dewey “Ox” Oxberger (John Candy), who aims to be a “lean, mean, fighting machine” and poor “Cruiser” (John Diehl), who, by his own admission, joined the Army to avoid the draft. Judge Reinhold makes his feature film debut as the drugged-up Elmo Blum, and I never fail to get a little masochistic kick out of Francis “Psycho” Soyer (Conrad Dunn). Further up the chain of command, John Larroquette appears as Captain “I Wish I Was A Loofah” Stillman, a terminally exasperated and self-centered prick. Finally, the late Warren Oates is sufficiently badass as Sergeant Hulka, who is particularly effective during a pivotal scene where he takes John into the bathroom for a lecture about “discipline and duty and honor and courage” before removing his hat and encouraging the stunned John Winger to take a swing. John misses his target, but Hulka certainly does not.

Look, I could go on like this forever, and, obviously, basic military training hasn’t ever been anything unusual as far as attempted comedy goes, but this film adds just the right amount of exploitation. With Stripes, part of its success was that came along at exactly the correct time, but, more importantly, it arrived with exactly the correct perspective of American military history. In 1981, Hollywood was coming off a decade of antiwar movies with no place for a military comedy. Stripes used its very broad comedy (aided by an excellent script) to diffuse much of the cultural tension and the lingering hangover from Vietnam. This tactic wasn’t a means of ignoring the significance of that blunder, but Stripes did infuse audiences with, overall, a more optimistic view of the military. In particular, the empowerment of John and Russell, once economic and social misfits but now celebrated heroes, worked a cathartic effect not unlike that of the American geopolitical whole in the 1980s.

This film contains two very infamous scenes (among many) that must be mentioned here. One of these scenes contains the perfectly parodied battle exhortation speech as delivered by John Winger. Upon Captain Stillman’s threat of repeating basic training, the platoon must, overnight, learn to perform a competent drill display. When initial leadership efforts by Russell quickly crumble and end in a chaotic brawl, John jumps in to deliver his battle exhortation speech that, despite these soldiers’ general incompetence thus far, convinces them that they are capable of heroism. Murray tells his platoon that they are American soldiers with a fighting record of “ten and one.” That one failure, of course, was the clusterfuck known as Vietnam. This speech, which is vintage Bill Murray, is at once underplayed and sardonic but simultaneously uplifting, and while this highly preposterous pep talk could have been greeted with laughter, Murray adds just enough enough seriousness that Winger might as well have been dictating from a Nietzschean crowd control epic. Spurred on, the platoon trains all night, and, the following day, impresses their audience with a very unorthodox yet accurate drill display for graduation, which is a great scene both in its performance and its inherent quotability.

At that point, the platoon ships to Italy and much of the film’s audience becomes divided as far as the Cold War rescue subplot is concerned. Perhaps this mini-invasion of Czechoslovakia and rescue of the platoon by John and Russell was a bit too Star Wars in its execution. Yes, it is perfectly absurd to think that these two misfits can get their crap together, rescue their fellow soldiers, and are actually celebrated for their exploits, but hell, this only reflects the underlying absurdity of the Cold War itself. Both of the world’s superpowers were so mucked up within their own paranoia and espionage, and each side was entirely convinced that the other had their fingers upon the button. At any moment, theoretically, the world could have ceased to exist, and humanity became obsessed with the threat of nuclear war, which was at once both very real yet wholly abstract. In a sense, Stripes very much reflects that same dichotomy of preposterousness and necessary seriousness.

As a brief shoutout for the film’s unrated and extended DVD, several deleted scenes make up an extra eighteen minutes of optional play time. Most of these scenes were rightfully omitted from the film’s theatrical version, but a few of them are well worth watching, including “The Chateau,” which features some lacking screen time for those gorgeous MPs played by Sean Young and (a very topless) P.J. Soles. In addition, some extra footage added onto the “John’s Apartment” scene shows us more about how John convinced Russell to enlist in the army as well. Damn, he’s smooth.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma and can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

Sweet Godtopus, I loved this film when it first came out. I learned so much from it.

Namely, the various sexual uses of spatulas (spatulae?) and ice cream scoops.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 20, 2009 12:23 PM

As a masochist, I would love to watch this back to back with that J. Simp piece of shit that just came out. I love me some vintage Murray and I can't believe I've never seen this. I think the contrast alone between him and the Blonde One would make my ovaries tie themselves in a knot. God, what happened to Hollywood?

Posted by: VentureSister at February 20, 2009 12:33 PM

Is this the new one with Jessica Simpson? Why wasn't she mentioned?

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at February 20, 2009 12:51 PM

"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" (Rifle twirl.)

I believe the Army loved this movie as their recruitment went way up after it came out.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 20, 2009 1:21 PM

Stripes is one of the greatest films ever made. I wore out the tape watching it as a teenager. I purchased it on DVD at Target for $8.99 as an adult. I can quote it endlessly. It is ... perfect.

"No. Never convicted."

"We're not parking it, we're abandoning it."

"No we're not homosexuals. But we are willing to learn."

"You can't go, all the plants will die!"

"We're Americans. Our forefathers got kicked out of every decent country in the world."

"We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."

"Lighten up, Francis."

And of course: "It's either the army or a monastery. Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls? So much for the monastery."

If you don't like Stripes, I'll cut you.

Posted by: stipe42 at February 20, 2009 1:25 PM

Stripes is definitely one of those movies that had just the right dose of freaking EVERYTHING: the right writing, the right directing, the right music (as Agent "Tomorrow-is-Her-Birthday" Bedhead pointed out), the right casting, the right line-readings by the actors...

On this last note: Those quotables quoted by stipe42 right up there are funny not just because of the words themselves or the comedic context in which they were uttered, but also because of the way they were said. Can't you hear them in your heads?

(Go on, say "It's Czechoslovakia; it's like going into Wisconsin" out loud à la John Winger. You know you want to.)

Don't you think that the vast majority of today's so-called actors would not give these lines such perfect flourish?

Posted by: Neon at February 20, 2009 1:38 PM

Maybe the most quotable movie of all time, including the first two Godfathers and the Whedonverse in its entirety.

Thanks for the great review -- this DVD is coming off the shelf later today.

Posted by: Stephen Green at February 20, 2009 1:42 PM

Neon: Absolutely with the point on the way those lines are brought to life by the actors. I mean, the way Murray says "Wisconsin" in that one line, there aren't enough html tags on the interweb to render that word the way he pronounces it, with disdain and voice-breakingly high pitched disbelief.

Posted by: stipe42 at February 20, 2009 1:50 PM

"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, SIR!"

"RAZ-ZLE-DAZ-ZLE!" (bad-ass drill routine)

And this year we get a Jessica Simpson movie. How did we get so STUPID as a society?

Posted by: Meander at February 20, 2009 1:50 PM

"That's a fact, Jack!"

Oh, how I long to this day for an urban-assault vehicle....

John Candy jello-wrestling? Comedy gold. I really do think this movie is responsible for my life-long obsession with funny and smart-ass men...thank Godtopus!

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 20, 2009 1:54 PM

And don't forget this nugget:

"Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last."
"I'm pacing myself, Sergeant."

Posted by: ed newman at February 20, 2009 1:56 PM

No

No

No

No

No


Okay

Posted by: Jay at February 20, 2009 2:01 PM

Your problem, Bedhead, is you've never had the Aunt Jemima treatment.

I love this movie, and I love that you picked up on that little piano line that follows Winger. It's playing in my head right now.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 20, 2009 2:16 PM

Great movie. Great write up.

A deeper movie than I originally thought oh so many years ago when I was naive and young. I was always kinda bothered by the second half. I liked the basic training, bird-flipping anarchy of the first half and thought they kinda "gave in" to the army in the second half.

But that all changed when I got a little older. You nailed it, Bedhead, when you talk about the "Battle Speech". As if Winger's saying "we might not be our father's army, but we have to be our own, whatever the hell that might be!". And that's why for me the R.V assault vehicle in the second half is the perfect metaphor for these guys: kick-ass-osity hidden beneath the soft cushy exterior of irony, indifference and indolence.

"brrrrrrr-aaaAAAARMY TRAINING SIR!!!"

Posted by: Odnon at February 20, 2009 2:17 PM

"And another thing: I don't wanna catch any of you HO-mos touchin' my stuff. You touch my stuff ..." *eyes shift* "I'll kill you."

I think it's generally true that the better movies take the time to give even the most minor characters a little bit of fleshed-out personality.

There's a micro moment that for reasons I can't explain is one of my favorites: When the basketball goes out the window of John's apartment, and someone below finds it. "Hey, up here!" Ball crashes through other window.

"Thanks."

Again: Attention to detail. It's exactly the kind of last-straw tiny frustration that might just tip a loser on his worst day ever into doing something amazingly stupid.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 20, 2009 2:33 PM

ooo ooo, one more ...

"Son of beach! Shit!"

(everyone) "Son of beach! Shit!"

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 20, 2009 2:35 PM

I will marry the guy who gives me the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Dear God, I love this movie

Posted by: Kylie at February 20, 2009 2:41 PM

Well that hurts Mam, and I don't think I want to take you or your luggage to the airport.

Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off? OH SHIT!!!!

When's the good part start John?
This is the good part.

Posted by: bucslim at February 20, 2009 3:03 PM

i went thru army basic in 93 and lines from this movie were quoted throughout the experience. my favorite quote is, "There is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us."

Posted by: soupsandwich at February 20, 2009 3:07 PM

That pizza shit nearly made me cry every time I saw Jaws from the youngest age and up. In the world of mundane shit that can happen to you, having your pizza fall out of its box onto the street is the saddest.

Posted by: Lucas at February 20, 2009 3:13 PM

(a very topless) P.J. Soles

aka the incomparable smartass friend from Halloween, the one who gets choked with the phone cord after showing us the goods (natch).

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at February 20, 2009 3:19 PM

Nietzschean.

Had to do it.

Posted by: Recondite at February 20, 2009 3:23 PM

And don't forget "Rock N Roll High School", my sparkly-eyed mongoose.

Posted by: Jay at February 20, 2009 3:25 PM

"In a sense, Stripes very much reflects that same dichotomy of preposterousness and necessary seriousness."

Charlie Wilson's War had the same quality, only a bit more heavy on the mordant humor aspect. PSH's character seemed to be the nexus of the two, which contributed to him being more amusing than Wilson himself.

Different personnel b/t the two projects but both dealt w/the Cold War.

Posted by: Recondite at February 20, 2009 3:29 PM

Re: PJ Soles
Also Dennis Quaid's wife for a few years, IIRC.

Posted by: Neon at February 20, 2009 3:31 PM

Murray wasn't the only one to pull off a delicate balancing act -- Warren Oates had to be the growling ramrod nightmare of a drill sergeant who actually PUNCHES OUT the hero, and still retain enough sympathy that you want him to be redeemed.

I was 14 when this came out, and so the gratuitous nudity of Winger's girlfriend at the beginning, as well as The Shower Scene, holds a special place in my heart. And now I find out PJ Soles gets nekkid, too?! Sweet fancy Moses!

Posted by: sansho1 at February 20, 2009 3:35 PM

I will marry the guy who gives me the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Dear God, I love this movie

Posted by: Kylie at February 20, 2009 2:41 PM

I've got him...

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 20, 2009 3:36 PM

And from the Department of Irritatingly Minor Corrections, the correct response to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!"

Sorry.

Posted by: sansho1 at February 20, 2009 3:41 PM

And from the Department of Irritatingly Minor Corrections, the correct response to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!"

Sorry.

(choking back tears) I think you're right. My whole life, I'd heard it the other way! *snif*
~

Posted by: Meander at February 20, 2009 3:48 PM

Aw, that's all right. For the record, when Winger says "ten and one" I always heard "tan and wan" and thought it was some weird melting pot reference....

Posted by: sansho1 at February 20, 2009 3:51 PM

Before I disappear for the weekend, I just have to add one more thing to the thought process here, and that's the Genius that is Harold Ramis. I just rewatched the "Getting To Know Each Other" scene on youtube and his reactions during John Candy's story are hi-LAR-ious. Ramis might not have ever been the best actor, but going way back to the old SCTV days (horray for growing up in Canada!), he has always cracked me up.

Posted by: Odnon at February 20, 2009 4:24 PM

I always hated this movie. I think the reason is because I am a Viet Nam Vet and I took the whole thing too seriously. They lost me at the haircuts. When they come out of the barber shop in basic training, all of the recruits have authentic burr haircuts except the two leads. "Okay", I thought, "this is going to be a fantasy trip".

Fine, whatever. This is, after all, a Hollywood suit's idea of a Bill Murray vehicle. It doesn't need any grounding in reality. Unfortunately, it gets worse from there.

"It's a fact, Jack!". Excuse me? Does anyone really think that would fly?

And P.J. Soles would never go for someone who looks like Bill Murray. I never bought that for a minute.

However, you have convinced me to give it another shot. I'll rent it and get back with you.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at February 20, 2009 6:04 PM

Ralphie: I actually had a similar reaction to Stripes when I first saw it. I mean, how could an army be victorious equipped with only apathy and irony?

Wait. Apathy and Irony. Isn't that a song by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder?

Posted by: Odnon at February 20, 2009 6:49 PM

One of the best films, Ever.
Plum wore-OUT my VHS, and gol-dern monopolized HBO whenever this flick was on when I was a kid.

AhhArrrmy Trainin', Sir!

Posted by: Rykker at February 20, 2009 9:56 PM

"Wait. Apathy and Irony. Isn't that a song by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder?"

No, but I think they used to do mornings on KLIF.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at February 21, 2009 1:13 PM

...........stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank, ain't no chicken no more, SIR.........

Posted by: slower lower at February 22, 2009 9:06 PM

Before the days of DVDs or even VHS tapes, a young luvtheshoes had the movie recorded onto a cassette tape and would listen to it over and over. Even bringing it with my Walkman to listen to at recess during third grade...sheesh, what were my parents thinking?

Oh well, thanks for the sense of humor, Mom and Dad!

Posted by: luvtheshoes at February 23, 2009 9:49 AM

...he stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. HE AIN'T NO CHICKEN NO MORE!

Posted by: Nadha at February 23, 2009 4:17 PM

I always thought Stripes meant how the ladies cut their pubes.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at February 24, 2009 2:07 PM