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The Devil’s Advocate / Agent Bedhead

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In most every courtroom exchange, one side is destined to lose their fight, so it stands to reason that at least fifty percent of the population, at any given moment, detests the legal profession. As a coping mechanism, lawyer jokes are one of the inevitable casualties of the litigious, highly adversarial society in which we live. Hell, I needed a cache of wisecracks just to make it through law school in a relatively sane manner. Of these, my favorite joke referred to what a family law attorney and a gynecologist had in common, that is, that nobody visits their respective offices when the situation is (for lack of a better term) “looking good.” Still, most of us begrudgingly accept that our American legal system is flawed, but it’s a helluva lot better than any of the alternatives out there, particularly when it comes to the arguably higher stakes of criminal law. We also generally agree with William Blackstone’s infamous statement, “[B]etter that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer,” which forms the basis of our own American justice system. From a crime victim’s perspective, our own U.S. Constitution may very well twist itself into convulsions to protect the rights of criminal defendants, but, to protect the wrongly accused, this is a necessary evil.

In 1997, the public was still wary of the profession of law as spectacle, as in O.J. Simpson’s so-called “dream team” of lawyers. So, the time was right for The Devil’s Advocate, in which the head of a prestigious Manhattan law firm just happens to be…. Satan, to bring its own form of justice to theaters. This film isn’t, by any means, a flawless cinematic work, but Director Taylor Hackford (Dolores Claiborne, An Officer and a Gentleman), adapting Andrew Neiderman’s novel, manages to create a damn entertaining film that is anchored by excellent performances (even Keanu Reeves, who does his best work here) and a solid script that minimizes the few unavoidable logical gaps present. Hackford’s remarkable attention to detail leads to lush and sweeping atmospheric heights, but, to his credit, he (mostly) restrains the use of special effects to the film’s final showdown. This keeps the film’s focus on the development of the characters and their dialogue-heavy interactions. The genre-defying result is, at times, satiric, but also equal parts supernatural thriller, black comedy, and morality play.

Although The Devil’s Advocate spans over two hours in length, the film wastes no time, in its very first moments, getting to the point of the entire film. During the opening scene, a young, Southern attorney, Kevin Lomax (Reeves), is about to see his entirely unbroken string of victories, not to mention his soul, be tested. Kevin believes in the innocence of his defendant, a math teacher who has been accused of molesting a female student. However, during the testimony of the victim, Kevin happens to observe behavior from his client that causes him, as an attorney, to suddenly realize that his own client is guilty. During a court recess, Kevin retreats to the washroom to wrestle with this unforeseen and, to him, entirely foreign dilemma of whether he should side with his profession’s Code of Professional Responsibility (which requires zealous advocacy) or his own personal ethics. After a brief exchange with a smartass reporter (Neal Jones)—who, disgustingly, shows up twice in this film to take a leak and not bother washing his hands—Kevin realizes that he cannot stomach losing his first case. So, he sides with vanity (even checks his teeth in the mirror) and decides to win the case (“Lose? I don’t lose. I win. I win! I’m a lawyer! That’s my job! That’s what I do!”).

With this test passed and despite the warnings of his Bible-grasping mother (Judith Ivey), Kevin, along with his sixth sense and gorgeous wife, Mary Ann (Charlize Theron), is lured to the New York City the law firm of John Milton (Al Pacino). Life then becomes an assortment of, at first, vaguely unsettling characters who begin to show fleeting signs of a diabolical nature. Theron does an incredible job of portraying the tough, rowdy Southern er who slowly descends into madness as she sees people turn into demons (through quick glimpses of physical effects and some cleverly blended digital imaging). As Kevin grows increasingly committed to his work, Mary Ann’s loneliness allows her to, eventually, fully grasp the evil around her, which her prior support (and even sexual excitement) of Kevin’s previous achievements has helped to bring about. Mary Ann’s ultimate rejection of this evil and her character’s resulting transformation play out as a sacrifice of sorts, which allows Milton to set the stage for him to, presumably, execute the final phase of his plan, a grandchild. After all, Milton may be an all-powerful entity, but his street-wise, subway-riding Devil enjoys the challenge of winning over someone’s free will. The Devil could have easily wiped out Mary Ann early in the game, but, fortunately, he did not, as her character also serves as an audience barometer of creepiness.

As John Milton, Pacino’s every millisecond on screen is calculated, and the notorious over acting that plagues so many other recent Pacino performances couldn’t be more appropriate here. His very presence seems larger than his own body, particularly during the film’s infamous final scene, in which Milton becomes so exhilarated that he actually starts dancing when he realizes that his half-good, half-evil son may be coming along in favor of dear old decrepit dad. In contrast to Pacino’s over-the-top acting here, Keanu Reeves carves his performance with a blunt instrument and almost forms a blank slate for a great deal of the film. Ironically, it works here, and the two actors play off each other even as Christabella (Connie Nielsen) attempts to seduce her half-brother, who is still covered in the sacrificial blood of his own wife. From this powerful scene to the one involving Milton’s rooftop water garden on top of the Continental Building, Milton tempts Kevin with all that can be his. And, yes, this is about a hell of a lot more than mere lawyering.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

How many douchebag lawyers pollute this site?

OMG

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 14, 2009 2:45 PM

Somebody forgot a closing tag for the italics...

Posted by: henchman for hire at May 14, 2009 2:46 PM

Keanu Reeves carves his performance with a blunt instrument and almost forms a blank slate for a great deal of the film is himself.

Posted by: twig at May 14, 2009 2:46 PM

Holy shit...everything's in italics. I'm freaking out, man.

Posted by: henchman for hire at May 14, 2009 2:46 PM

Good Pacino ending monologue though.

Posted by: twig at May 14, 2009 2:47 PM

A guy who has NEVER lost a case...ever.

He's never taken a plea bargain?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 14, 2009 2:49 PM

Love the scene where Keanu is being shown around Pacino's office. Upon finding out that he lives there too, the following glorious exchange occurs:

Keanu: "Where does he sleep?"
Secretary: "He doesn't."
Keanu: "Well, where does he fuck?"
Pacino (suddenly appearing): "Everywhere!"
Classic Pacino.

Posted by: Kballs at May 14, 2009 3:01 PM

I think the most amazing thing about this film is how well it works, despite a mountain of reasons why it shouldn't: Ham-fisted allegory? Check. Ludicrous plot devices? Check. Character names that are about as subtle as a raging case of genital herpes? Check (Milton? Really?). A denouement that stretches credulity to the limits? Check. The very idea of Keanu belong in the same frame together? Check and mate.

And yet, somehow, from that nefarious mixture we do not get a steaming cauldron of horse-manure soup - somehow, it all comes together in a genuinely frightening and thoroughly watchable film.

Deal with the Devil, indeed....

Posted by: Tammy at May 14, 2009 3:05 PM

I had a "slap the forehead" moment when I watched this movie recently, having only just realized Pacino's character name was in reference to Paradise Lost. I felt that, surprisingly, the movie held up over the years.

Posted by: JustMo at May 14, 2009 3:05 PM

aw damnit - that should read "Keanu and Pacino belonging." Sonofabitch.

Posted by: Tammy at May 14, 2009 3:07 PM

My two favorite LAW stories (all true):

1. 80 year old French lady decides to sell her apartment to a lawyer and move into a nursing home. Lawyer writes up the deal so that his family pays the old lady a monthly rent until she dies, and then he owns the apartment out right. Punchline: The Lawyer dies 2 years later. His family has to keep paying the old lady for the next 40 years, as she gets into the Guiness Book of World Records as one of the oldest women alive.

2. A doctor has felatio with a women because he doesn't want to get her preggers. She goes to the bathroom, spits it out, and turkey basters it into her and gets preggers. She has a baby and sues him for child support. He sues back for fraud, saying the whole reason he had her perform felatio was so she wouldn't get pregnant. Punchline: He looses both cases. The judge rules that according to law, the semen was a "gift" because he didn't ask for it back.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 14, 2009 3:54 PM

BWeaves;

#1 is pretty common practice from what I understand in that area of Paris. It's the only way anyone can get those choice apartments. He just needed to go with a frailer old lady.

Posted by: twig at May 14, 2009 4:12 PM

Wow, that second one... Is it weird that I'm sort of torn on the outcome? Neither him winning nor him losing seems quite right.

Posted by: Geetch at May 14, 2009 4:21 PM

Well, the moral of the story is, always ask for it back, and then make them gargle with Clorox.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 14, 2009 4:31 PM

Well, the moral of the story is, always ask for it back

"Snowball. It's like a... you know, a nickname..."

Posted by: twig at May 14, 2009 4:34 PM

It wadn't the wine, Kevin! It wadn't the wine!

Ew.

Posted by: KiwiBrownn at May 14, 2009 4:36 PM

at least fifty percent of the population, at any given moment, detests the legal profession.
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Unless there's a settlement. A good settlement pisses EVERYBODY off.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 14, 2009 4:46 PM

Oh GOD(heh) I love this film, best portrayal of satan, ever, in my opinion, not least of all because PacinOOOHAAAAAAAAA has, i think, never had so much fun in a role. He IS satan, moreso than *SPOILER BUT NOT REALLY COS DUUUH* DeNiro in Angel Heart, who is entirely too restrained and cold, IMO.

Pacino just...yeah. And Reeves, dude!! I think about then was still in that transition from DUDE! To DOOR(as in, wooden, heh) hence his actually pretty decent performance. He still had access to SOME of his Hugh Maahn emotions and so was actually able to like...react and stuff.
I want to watch this now.

Tell you a great book about Lucifer and such, 'I, Lucifer' the story of The Devil given a chance to get back into heaven, full Heavenly pardon etc, provided he can live 30 days in a human vessel. The rules are such that he cant break the BIG sins, rape and murder and the like, but otherwise he can do what he wants, he just has to do it. Of course living in a human body is nothing short of mind blowing for him, because of well, he's The Devil, his kind are not made for such experiences
It's essentially a study on the human condition from the point of view of someone who cant really understand it, but at the same time might understand it better than any one.
AWESOME book, and could, if handled by like... US, Pajibans or film makers of OUR sort (so snobbish...) it could be a truly amazing film

Posted by: nadine at May 14, 2009 5:05 PM

After seeing Undeclared, all I can see is that Impressions guy's Pacino impression. HOO-AH!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 14, 2009 7:29 PM

Pacino has always been my favorite actor even though he's been phoning it in the last few years. This is a great movie to see over and over again when it comes on television. Alfredo Pacino if you're reading this, this 28 year old is ready to jiggle your 60-something year old balls at a moment's notice. HOO-HA!!!!

Side note: Heather Mattarazzo (the girl that was molested by the pervy teacher) lives in Brooklyn and dates a girl I played soccer with. She came to games and was sweet enough to sign a autograph for my friend's daughter who knew her from The Princess Diaries.

Posted by: scorzi at May 15, 2009 12:11 AM

He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an ABSENTEE LANDLORD!!!!!!

Posted by: icecreammang at May 15, 2009 12:59 AM

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 15, 2009 1:46 AM

Oh man, you beat me to the quote bucdaddy. That quote is amazing, and the delivery, unbelievable. Worth watching just for the pacino monologues, or, naked charlize theron...

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at May 15, 2009 5:55 PM

Is this a joke?

PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA ARE NOT SOUTHERNERS!!!

PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA DO NOT HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS!!!

I really really wish that people who make films set in New York would realize that just because a state is geographically to the south of them does not mean that they are Southerners.

And what horrible fucking accents these idiots put on. Seriously, it was almost as bad as watching Nick Cage go Southern in Con Air. The only difference was that it only took Keanu 2 hours to get out a sentence rather than Cage's 4.5.

Geez, Pajiba. I really really hope you aren't losing your credibility with this one.

Posted by: cmoody at May 15, 2009 8:35 PM

"Keanu: "Where does he sleep?"
Secretary: "He doesn't."
Keanu: "Well, where does he fuck?"
Pacino (suddenly appearing): "Everywhere!"
Classic Pacino.
Posted by: Kballs at May 14, 2009 3:01 PM"

Wow, you know you've seen a movie to many times when you can read lines from the film in the exact voice/dialect that is used in the movie. "Everywhere!" may well be one of my favorite lines of the movie as well, go figure.
I'm pretty ok with that though.

Oh and CMoody, I'm from South Florida, and have lived here for a big chunk of my life. South Floridians are DEFINITELY not southerners, Northern Floridians however.... well, let's just say I would not want to go exploring the back woods of Northern Florida. Creepy redneck cliches start popping up left and right once you hit the Clewiston and Lake Okeechobee areaa, I unfortunately know this as a fact. Blegh.

Though you do get the positives of Southern living as well (i.e food, hospitality, etc...) so I guess I can't really complain to much, as long as nobody tries to string me up by my toes for being half Jewish or anything. (seriously that has almost happened before, not cool)

Posted by: Liz at May 15, 2009 10:35 PM

Cmoody: it isn't fair to say that new yorkers unfairly charactarize southerners. We judge EVERYONE for being vastly inferior, uneducated, and less cultured than us. To the north, is the great wild wilderness of New England filled entirely with idiots who go to Umass and Moose--sometimes, after some drink, we think that maybe moose attend Umass. And no, boston doesn't count as a "city," it is a cesspool filled with people who honestly believe that baseball is a worthwhile activity to care about and whose public transportation system shuts down at midnight, a normal time to START going out.

To the near-west is new jersey. Words can't describe how much disdain a real new yorker can covey for New Jersey merely by saying its name. Ugh. Fucking jersey.

The midwest gets little to no thought, but if it does, we think corn, maybe some rampant homophobia and religious extremism.

The west is filled with crazy hippies, who are too busy saving the planet to have a job, and are perhaps a tad too liberal even for our tastes.

As for the south, except for New Orleans, which gets a free pass (probably because of that whole katrina thing/plus they have actually good food), we are just scared. Seriously, we have nightmares about ever having to go to the South, because everyone will be named bubba, they smoke in the hospitals, and you may get raped by a religous man in the woods.

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at May 15, 2009 10:56 PM

hey it isn't april fools day again is it?

Posted by: nayen at May 16, 2009 12:20 AM

Long time lurker, compelled 2 come out of the shadows...Luker hit the nail on head. There are two kinds of people in the world,
New Yorkers, and lower life forms from everywhere else. File it under 'sad but true'...
I've never been able to hate Keanu to the level he probably deserves because i like this film so much. Can you really cry hack & then thoroughly enjoy a movie with him as the lead? Theres gotta be some unwritten rule on that...
Pacino kills in just about every scene. You really could see how much he was enjoying a script with some counter-culture naughtiness to it. (who wouldn't get a little wood at the prospect of telling a guy his girlfriend was smoking crack & getting ass fucked on the green matress he holds so dear)
The party sequence with Mary Anne is poetry. Hell, I woulda boned Al by the end of that...
"wadn't the wine" - golden
"...aspiring emperors...ready to fist-fuck god's ex-planet" - even golden-er
(slinking back into the shadows)

Posted by: FallenSeraph at May 16, 2009 2:11 AM

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind of people who split everyone up into two groups, and the other people.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at May 16, 2009 7:58 PM