Pajiba Love
John C. Reilly, please don't make us start to hate you by cranking the "hammy" lever up to 11. (WIMB)
Preorder your copy of Jessica Simpson's direct-to-DVD Shitty McShitMovie today! (IDLYITW)
I call a Jenna Fischer red carpet intervention. And Jenna, we're only doing it because we honestly do care that fucking much. (Evil Beet)
Wal-Mart pulls some "whore panties" off it's shelves. Presumably because of their strong moral fibers and not because of people, you know, getting pissed. (Feminsting)
Tom likes it when Katie Holmes wears a suit. Yep, that's pretty much the punchline right there. (Yeeeah!)
And speaking of easy punchlines: "300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer." Oh Florida, you and your morbidly obese, thieving hookers. (QuizLaw)
I know some of you were disappointed at the exclusion of Christmas Vacation in our holiday guide, so allow me to throw it a little love by way of Boo's video blog. (Girl Named Boo)
Did anyone else know that James Dyson, as in Dyson vacuum cleaners, is the mad scientist of carpet cleanliness? (Deus Ex Malcontent)
It's kind of a slow day around here, so enjoy these crazy holiday lights set to music, after the jump.
Comments
Hahaha how much you wanna bet the ones raising a stink are fat-assed, "christians" (the Wal-Mart demo) worried about how a pair of panties is subverting their "values." Here's a clue, stuffing your fat head with 20 pounds of lard everyday is also a sin.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 13, 2007 4:05 PM
Whore panties and 300 pound hookers being mentioned in the same Love makes me giggle.
Posted by: katy at December 13, 2007 4:35 PM
So does that make you pro little girl whore panties then, BarbadoSlim?
Posted by: stinky whizzleteats at December 13, 2007 4:38 PM
Err, no, the people who put up a fuss were the Feministing readers, not Christians. Because feminists disapprove of little girls learning to exchange their vaginas for trinkets.
Posted by: roses at December 13, 2007 4:46 PM
i'm surprised i don't live across the street from the guy with the lights. oh, its all fun and games on the internet, but at 2:30 in the morning, that shit sucks. ho-ho-ho my ass.
christmas vacation:
"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?"
my favorite christmas line EVER. one i use often.
wish i had the nerve to use it in my christmas cards.
Posted by: bionic bunny at December 13, 2007 4:49 PM
Wait a minute.
Luke Wilson is in the Shitty Straight to DVD Jessica Simpson movie?
Why Luke? Why?
Posted by: carrie at December 13, 2007 4:52 PM
This has nothing to do with this particular Pajiba Love, but what the hell is up with the two previous posts still being on the main page? It's not really a problem, but I kind of liked having the old ones disappear.
Posted by: the_wakeful at December 13, 2007 7:54 PM
Oops. Looks like technical difficulties. I'll get The Man to fix it.
Posted by: Stacey at December 13, 2007 8:18 PM
Nonono wait -- disregard the technical difficulties thing. We're just doing it this way now. Cheers!
Posted by: Stacey at December 13, 2007 8:28 PM
Huh, so I guess "The Wizard in Winter" by TSO is now the default for all incredibly complicated displays of christmas lights. Good to know.
Yeah, feministing readers tend not to like it when it's implied on the panties of little girls that they should use sex to get things. I'm not always 100% with them, but I was definitely on board with that one. Those panties were disturbing.
Posted by: Rusty at December 13, 2007 9:50 PM
James Dyson can be a mad scientist, but he is also a genius. I bought the DC14 Animal two years ago and that vacuum has turned a chore into a fun activity! I love my fucking Dyson and I can't stop vacuuming.
Posted by: Agent Scully at December 14, 2007 9:11 AM
Your link to the jump:
http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba-love121307.htm
has a hyphen missing, page not found... should be:
Posted by: Wandring_Soul at December 14, 2007 9:38 AM
Just to mention, in light of the panties uproar, that I recently coined a new term for the venerable vag:
trouser flower.
That is all.
Posted by: just me at December 14, 2007 11:27 AM
Eventhough that bitch Jessica Simpson ain't got no talent I'd still tap that ass, not that I got any standards mind you.
Posted by: Pookie at December 14, 2007 12:07 PM
I am so glad the old Pajiba Loves are still on the page! When I'm at work (private high school with web security) I can't link to the articles, but when I get home sometimes the old Love has already been replaced! And have you tried using the archives? It's damn near impossible to find what you were looking for unless you've memorized the date AND you can understand the sliding algorithm or whatever the hell is being used to organize the list of dates.
Posted by: AM at December 14, 2007 12:17 PM
Well of course he (Tom) likes her (Katie) in a suit and a mini. His feet don't reach the pedals in any other car.
Posted by: PaddyDog at December 14, 2007 3:12 PM