Pajiba Love
So, I have been hearing very flippant rumors about super-secret talks of an "Arrested Development" movie coming to fruition. In the spirit of wild speculation, here are some potential plotlines. Cross your fingers! (SpoutBlog)
Somebody needs to tell Sharon Stone that fur is murder. (WIMB)
I think sometimes artists and record labels maybe just misinterpret the meaning of the words "greatest" and "hits." (Cracked)
Hey now! Ralphie from A Christmas Story is all growns up. And he's kinda, uh, hunky actually. (YesButNoButYes)
Hooray! Someone finally declared war on the Olsens! (DListed)
It's true that M. Night Shyamalan's new film will probably suck ungodly amounts of ass. But since it was shot in my hometown, I might actually go see this one -- because nostalgia overrides... I don't know, "sucking," I guess. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Nothing says "unfit juror" like throwing a temper tantrum in the courtroom. Well played, Madam! (QuizLaw)
Most people don't know this, but James Franco wasn't so much acting when he played Daniel Desario on "Freaks and Geeks." He's really just like that all the time. (Yeeeah!)
I always say, if you're going to spend your hard earned bucks on a stupid greeting card, you may as well the recipient know that you're not fucking happy about it. (The Impulsive Buy)
Hayden Panettiere and Ryan Gosling might be hooking up! Or, they might not! Ooooh, so juicy! (The Blemish)
I have been waiting years for one of Hulk Hogan's music videos from his 1995 album "Hulk Rules" to be uploaded on YouTube, and finally that day has come. Actually it came a couple of months ago, and that day just happened to be my birthday. Coincidence? Just watch.
Comments
It's true that M. Night Shyamalan's new film will probably suck ungodly amounts of ass.
He can direct. He can set up a shot like no one else. He can tell a story even when there's no story to tell. (Lady in the Water). Plus he writes good dialogue.
I just wish he'd think about doing someone else's story once in a while.
Posted by: twig at December 11, 2007 3:52 PM
An Arrested Development movie might just be one of those things the the term "careful what you wish for" was coined for.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 11, 2007 3:54 PM
Filmed in Hometown and I was in it, so I'll see it whether or not it's Sixth Sense good.
But I actually know people who would buy best of Aaron Carter, scarily enough.
Posted by: Ben at December 11, 2007 4:23 PM
For the second time today Pajiba has made me think of a time in my past that is painfully embarrassing to revisit. Those "greatest hits" albums should never, ever be spoken of. Although, for the record, I hated Color Me Badd from the get go, which was pretty impressive for a 16 year old.
Posted by: katy at December 11, 2007 4:47 PM
What struck me about M.Night's new movie is that Mark Wahlberg is playing a high school biology teacher. What the hell is that about? Although.....if he takes his shirt off, I might be willing to suspend disbelief.
Also, James Franco? Still kinda hot in that awful shirt.
Raise your hand if you knew there was a Bruce Willis greatest hits album? Shouldn't you have at least one hit to qualify? Damn, I didn't even know Bruce recorded one song, let alone multiple CDs. Proof positive that anyone can make a CD if you find a dumbass producer.
Posted by: Daphne at December 11, 2007 7:05 PM
I wouldn't tell Sharon Stone ANYTHING is murder. Don't want to give her any ideas. You just know she will cut a bitch and not think twice.
Posted by: cmoody at December 11, 2007 7:28 PM
I never understood the practice of adding new material to a greatest hits album. Isn't it supposed to be a collection of hits, and not untested material? Just a thought.
After I read the title of Shyamalan's next opus, my mind immediately flashed on the Supremes' recording of "The Happening." "Hey life, look at me I can see the reality..." Now that song will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.
Somehow I missed the Hulkster's album. Can't say I missed very much, though.
Posted by: rlr260 at December 11, 2007 8:06 PM
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that, I couldn't help myself.
Posted by: Alex McQ at December 11, 2007 8:22 PM
If you think that fur is murder you don't remember the shrink wrapped camel toe, which looked nothing like her own well documented genitalia, from a month or so ago. I knew they sold fake dongs for gay guys to pack in their Speedos or bikini bottoms at places like International Male but I had no idea that the fairer and usually smarter sex had similar products available to them.
Posted by: OscarTamerz at December 11, 2007 9:20 PM