Pajiba Love
Darn you, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! Darn you for being so goddamn adorable and jealousy inducing! (WIMB)
It must take a nerd so nerdy that even the other nerds look down on him for being such a loser nerd to get a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. (Agent Bedhead)
To be fair, with a name like Jessica Sierra -- did anyone really expect her not to be a porn star? (Yeeeah!)
Ignoble? That's debatable. All I know is that I sure as hell don't want any President of mine watching "Dancing With the Stars." (ASWOBA)
Shar Jackson sparkles like only a girl whose BabyDaddy just hit up the lottery can! (WIMB)
Huh... Maybe Alba was onto something with all that blathering about how she's not sexy. (IDLYITW)
An unauthorized essay on Firefly written by Nathon Fillion --- don't spazz out. Jesus. Settle down. Settle down (Hat Tip, Todd) (Popcandy)
Looks like the writer's strike is causing a frenzy of redonkulous reality TV ideas swirling about. If there is a higher power, I pray to you that the one about regular dudes fighting Mike Tyson comes true. Puh-leeese. (Mental Floss)
Is it just me or was this the plot of an episode of "The Practice?" Ahhh, the old David E. Kelley small wiener defense! (QuizLaw)
I'm so confused and giddy right now I don't even know what to make of this, but it appears Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is making its way onto shelves this month. It's got what plants crave, after the jump!
Comments
slow day, litely?
guess everyone's out christmas shopping.
as always, thanks for the friday love!
Posted by: bionic bunny at December 7, 2007 4:24 PM
The pic of Alba just looks like a candid of someone who's usually pretty hot. The ol' trouser Pajiba defaulted to its baseline opinion of her: "Sure, I'll have some."
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at December 7, 2007 4:27 PM
duh. i meant my fellow posters, not you. love the tatoo link. who in their right mind would want a jar jar tatoo? saying it out loud would be embarrassing!
Posted by: bionic bunny at December 7, 2007 4:28 PM
Pssht, no joke Buns. I was practically peeing my pants with Brawndo excitement, but the 'jibans don't seem to give a toot.
Posted by: Stacey at December 7, 2007 4:28 PM
Man, I'm with socalled here, Alba's a pretty girl. Most days I go to class without make-up on either, and I can't say that I look better. I'd rather sleep than primp, and it's not like people projectile vomit if I dare to leave my apartment without eyeliner.
Of all the things to memorialize with a tattoo... damnit I hate people.
Posted by: Rusty at December 7, 2007 5:12 PM
I can't wait to win at yelling and exercise. I've been training to win at yelling for years, but I think that Brawndo will finally give me what I need to go.all.the.way.
Poop on the idea that everyone needs to look awesome all of the time. And does anyone else get deja vu from Rusty's comment, or is it just me..?
Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 7, 2007 5:20 PM
Alba grates on my last nerve, but I will never understand the insidious phenomenon of blogs showing celebrities looking like....gasp! clutches pearls!....human beings. So she's not dolled up while she's running errands. Who gives a rat's ass? Even worse, rarely do I see pictures of supposedly hot men looking "to' up from the flo' up." Jiminy crickets, I'm so over that bullshit.
Posted by: Daphne at December 7, 2007 6:14 PM
Oh my, that was hilarious! I want to win things I'm not supposed to win at!!!
Posted by: pinkcheese at December 7, 2007 6:18 PM
Apologies for inspiring deja vu, Dangle. I probably said something very similar last time there was a posted picture of a female celebrity without makeup because, well, see Daphne's comment.
And I'm totally shit-my-pants scared of Brawndo. I'll stick to my pussy vitamin water, thank you.
Posted by: Rusty at December 7, 2007 6:19 PM
No problem, Rusty. I get deja vu more than I should mention. And I agree that female celebrities should be left the fuck alone when they appear without their makeup. No one looks perfect all of the time and you don't want them going crazy with plastic surgery either. I mean, we don't want an army of Joan Van Arks running around, now do we?
Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 7, 2007 7:24 PM
Will Arnett is creepy.
Posted by: Case at December 8, 2007 2:44 PM
POWERTHIRST! YES! glad to see he got a real sponsorship for a drink that was made just for the advertisment. hahahaha
Posted by: max at December 9, 2007 9:26 PM
I can't wait to win at yelling and exercise - although sex with atractor-trailer scares me (did I hear that right?)
Posted by: Brian at December 9, 2007 9:57 PM
i can't remember what you all thought of the movie "idiocracy", but it is one of my favorite movies. ever. love it!! seeing the "brawndo" ad is absolutely awesome...curious to see where they're going with this?!!
Posted by: maxpurr9 at December 9, 2007 10:14 PM