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Yeah, Mrs. Disco pulled up the 2 girls 1 cup video a week ago...I...words fail me (I know, right?). Somewhere those girls, their parents and the guy that filmed it are being drawn and quartered over a pit of acid.

Yeah, Mrs. Disco pulled up the 2 girls 1 cup video a week ago...I...words fail me (I know, right?). Somewhere those girls, their parents and the guy that filmed it are being drawn and quartered over a pit of acid.

Thanks...Now I HAVE to google it. And I know life won't be the same after.

The Joe Rogan reaction vid is good too.

Bill Nye is an asshole. He totally stole his concept from the REAL science guy: Beakman. His show is the Man vs. Wild to Beakman's World Survivorman.

You read that Nye? You suck, I hope that stalker chops-off your head and throws it back at you as your lifeless body plummets to the ground, FUCK YOU.
(although I did enjoy Almost Live!)

Holy Moses. Hand-crocheted reusable maxi pads? For reals?

I loved the third clip for the moment with about 25 seconds left:
"Get this hummus away from me. Somebody put the hummus back in the fridge."

As for alternative female products, here's an idea that's been rattling around in Barbado's head, two words:

Organic...Tampons.

So I googled it - NOT to see it, but to find a description of what's happening. I mean "2 girls 1 cup" made VH1 - VH1! - declare that Moral Bankrupcy is having the Best Week Ever. But it seems like misery loves company, because most of you now-cerebrally/morally/developmentally?-fucked people who saw it don't wanna say. But I found Joe Rogan & he told me enough.
I had forgotten that Bill Nye stole from Beakman! Bastard! And I've learned more from the OG Survivorman than from nasty Bear Grylls.
Happy Thanksgiving - thanks for the Tampon Turkey idea! Woo hoo!

Oh why didn't I heed the warning? WHY?! I'm gonna go rock back and forth in the corner for a couple of hours now... The worst part?? I have to make chocolate pies for Thanksgiving tonight.

I think the best reaction was Pras' from the Fugees. He was on a radio station and they showed it to him. Just...up and left. Just...DONE!

Oh, God. Why would you even MENTION 2 girls 1 cup, Stacey? WHY?! It's... it's... remember what I said to you about the Screech sex tape? Remember? Picture the worst thing you could ever even think about imagining. Then multiply that by a billion.

It's twice as bad as that.

And thanks for the link.

Congratulations Pajiba - Websters is my Bitch is blocked in my office.

Well now, I haven't seen the video, but I could pretty much ascertain what it was about based on the reactions, especially the 2nd one. I'm thankful for the pleasure of never having to actually watch it.

DAMN!!!!! I had managed to just ignore the whole 'two girls, one cup' thing, and leave it to my imagination, but guess what. Now I HAVE to see it. I'm going to go home tonight, watch it and then, judging by the reactions wash my eyes out with acid....THANKS!!!

Having been warned off by manymany folks who just sort of snicker about 'tubgirl' and 'goatse', I will never watch it. Though now, who knows what horrors it could be?

I'd doubleknit a pad, but I've got the keeper, so don't hafta.

I googled it, against my better judgment, but all I could find were reaction shots. I guess it's for the best.

Oh GOD!!!! I found it. Now I wish I hadn't. My reaction was very much the same as those in the videos. I... am at a loss. I wish I hadn't just eaten....

You know why it took so long for the Munchkins to get a star on the walk? Because they're not an honor. You have to buy the star. It's something like $15,000, or something like that. I wonder who bought it for them?

Damn, Slim -- I thought I was the only one who remembered "Almost Live."

Nope, not Googling it, not watching it. In a minute I'll forget it was even mentioned.

You be wrong, mistress. Watching Almost Live is one of the few things from my freshman year that wasn't completely blotted from memory by my raging alcoholism.

Comedy Central ran it three or four times a day, it completely conflicted with my class schedule so, naturally, I never missed an episode.

You show us those clips and then tell us not to google it!

Talk about asking Pandora not to open the box?!

Anyhow, those reaction videos made me cry with laughter - seriously - thank you!

I read the beginning of a description of the video, and that was more than enough. No thanks. I'll stick with LOLcats.

For those of you who haven't seen the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video, I BEG you, PLEASE heed the above warning. Do NOT seek it out. Seriously. I've seen TubGirl, I've seen Goatse, and I laughed at those (I know, bad person). I am married to the Most Vulgar Man Alive. NOTHING shocks me.

I threw up in my mouth when I saw this video. That is not hyperbole. I actually, physically, literally, threw up a little bit in my mouth in the middle of our college library. I had no idea what to expect, but I expected it to be bad... It was so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

Of course I sent it to my husband, the Most Vulgar Man Alive, to share the pain. He turned it off less than 10 seconds in and ran to the bathroom. He still gags and chokes when someone mentions it. JUST FROM THE FIRST 10 SECONDS. It's so repulsive as to not even be amusing.

TubGirl + Goatse + German porno x 1,000,000 = 2 Girls 1 Cup

OMG!!!
i google it and now i wotn be abble to eat for a while. There are no words!!

The reaction are really funny!!

Oh, and I am not squeamish about poop, either. I have stuck my entire arm up a horse's ass before. I have played cow pie frisbee. I have held my husband upright on the toilet after he slipped 3 discs.

But this... this was waaaaay too much for me.

Never heard of it until you mentioned it. Did a quick search (many, MANY "reaction" vids!) and I'm with Gabs -- I want no part of it.

And I STILL haven't seen "ET", so I MEAN IT.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I don't think theres' enough liquor, in this world, to make me forget that...

*goes catatonic*

[Wooderson:] All right, all right, all right . . . it's all good fun when two girls get their softserve freak on. You feelin' me, Slim?

Seriously though, Vermillion and I witnessed much worse during our ill-fated trip to London for the Chest Rockwell/Brock Landers farewell tour with AtO -- who was conveniently out of town, despite my advance notice to her that we would be there . . . hmmmm . . . wait just a minute . . . .

Anyway, when busking for tuppence didn't amass plane fare home, we were forced to live in the London underground. We witnessed things in London's seamy underbelly that made the The Road look like Horton Hears a Who. V -- or, as he's known on the London "orphan tears" scene, Black Caligula -- is now the cruel overlord of the "TCB2G1C" franchise, aka "This Can't Be 2 Girls 1 Cup!" Oh, yes, my friend: It can't not be.

Oh I'm feelin' it, nothing surprises me about you people anymore. Pajiba is like a seemingly mild mannered neighbor with a wife, 2.5 kids and a Golden Retriever...who just happens to keep a fully stocked torture dungeon in his basement and cures his own Pastrami....made, from people.

WOW!!!!! Why didn't I listen? Why! Why! That was frightening. Anyone make it to the end of the video?

I posted this at the anti-Disney dickhead's site:

Have you paused to consider the possibility that the ONLY reason she mentioned Zac Efron is that you very dickedly said your friend was Zach Braff? She'd "met" one Zach she liked, heard you were in TV, and, like a little girl might, thought of another cute variation of the name Zac? And then was crushed by your sarcastic put-down? You eviscerated a little girl, and Disney's the dick. No, asshole, you're the dick.

You saw her eyes light up. Why not lie and say, "Yeah, he's a nice guy," and let her have her fantasy? Did YOU have any misplaced fantasies at that age? I'm guessing they survived until you were old enough to realize that they were just fantasies, a natural part of growing up. Did you like any hot TV actress only because TV threw her at you? God Damn you're a dick.

Now, I feel bad about letting my son believe there's a Santa Claus, etc. Would you like to fuck up his day too? In the name of being righteous? Dickhead.

I'm Brian from Austin.

You're a dick.

....wow. I .. -wow-.

Pre soft-serve, I was like "..this is kind of hot, girls making out.. where does the cup come i--..oh god. I.. what the fuck. Ew. Ew." (At which point, I had to yell for my brother to come see.)

I've had your pastrami, BS. I wouldn't put anything else on a reuben. (..not that I ever plan on eating again.)

Where can I find Mr. Rogan's reaction?

Oh my GOD. I watched it. Oh sweet Jesus I watched it.

Aaaaaaand there goes my Thanksgiving appetite.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously, why even mention that filth, why? I...man, I'm so appalled I don't have the words.

Come on guys, can't someone give a vague idea of what the video is? Just to satisfy curiosity?
Cause I'm a painfully curious person and I don't need any more reasons to want to die :P

Well, Amea, I can't figure out exactly just how to be vague about people ingesting actual shit...

So I won't.

Okay, someone I know watched it and told me. Psychos.

I will never watch it though I've heard it described, but those reaction videos were a scream. Just watching those two guys laughing like asses at the video, just killed me! They're jumping in their seats, I'm grabbing the sides of my chair.

Pajiba is like a seemingly mild mannered neighbor with a wife, 2.5 kids and a Golden Retriever...who just happens to keep a fully stocked torture dungeon in his basement and cures his own Pastrami....made, from people.

I think this perfectly sums up why I love this site.

BTW, if reading about it is more than enough to satisfy your curiosity, a full description of the video that should no longer be spoken of can be found on Urban Dictionary.

LOL! Those reaction vids are awesome!

Brian- Mr. Rogan's reaction is on YouTube. Search his name and it's the first video.

You mean there's a viral SCAT video out there?

Ewwwwwwww.

So wrong.

Reminds me of when the guys in my dorm Sr. year became a little too obsessed with Bob's Lesbian Water Sports. Ah, the early days of the internet.

Ya know, it's not so much that it's a shit-eating video... it's the emetophilia part that gets my gag reflex kicking into high gear.

The reaction vids are hilarious though from a sort of schadenfreude angle.

The urban dictionary synopsis was enough for me. I'm training in a clinical psychology program; if those of you have watched it need some tending to your psyche, I'm here for you.

My housemate tried to make me watch that video the day before yesterday. After approximately six seconds, I closed down the browser window, disconnected my modem, turned off my PC, punched my housemate, and cried myself to sleep.

There was nothing "convenient" about having to hide in my darkened house socalled. For three days no TV, no video games, no cooking in case y'all saw the light of the stove. I survived on cereal and cheesecake. Actually, that's pretty much all I've eaten this week too... still, now I feel indirectly responsible for all the horror in the world. I'd feel guilty if I was in possession of a soul.

I manage to avoid most viral video crazes so I'm going to attempt to avoid this one. The reaction videos were ace though.

True story - last night I made my wife watch the reaction vids. We laughed our asses off, then she said, "OK, now I HAVE to see it. You know I don't get grossed out easily."

I begged her not to. But she googled away, and I fled the room. I can hear that fucked up music from the study, and I shudder.

She comes out 15 minutes later and goes, "Eh. I'm underwhelmed."

I'm telling you, that girl is tough.

socalled: I KNEW Alex was there! I told you I heard shallow breathing in that house, but you said I was crazy! And I still hold my defense that I was drugged. And those women really looked no older than 50.

TK: I hope you never anger your wife to the point of homicide. She seems like the kind of woman who wouldn't mind a little body disposal.

Is it just me or is the blonde woman in the second reaction video secretly enjoying it?