Pajiba Love
Oh. My. God. Just when you thought Fox couldn't possibly be any more evil -- they pull the plug on "Buffy" and "Firefly" screenings. (Whedonesque)
Hmm.. Sounds like Michelle Rodriguez actually tried to get sent back to the slammer. (Yeeeah!)
Steven Spielberg is such a fucking turd for excluding us from his Awesome Movie Bloggers Club. Hear that, Spielberg? You just wait 'til we get our hands on your precious little movie. (Celebitchy)
Why are the Coca-Cola bears wearing armor?? (Matineer)
Holy crap! Reader Betty suggested this article for Love on grounds of being "awesome." Indeed, it was so awesome that I sicked all over myself. What?! (Cracked)
Breaking news -- "The Hills" is fake! Although, I probably didn't have to never watch a single episode of "The Hills" to tell you that. (Celebslam)
That asshole Samantha Ronson makes us kinda stick up for Perez. (QuizLaw)
"Futurama" decides to stop letting the American Pie sequels have all the fun and gets set to release some direct-to-DVD movies of their own! (Popoholic)
Wow. If you thought Ashlee Simpson was an awesome lip syncer, wait 'til you see her dance! (IDLYITW)
After the jump, cave-douche Nick Kroll gets a free pass, due to the fact that this webisode of his online series guest stars the cast of "Always Sunny." Enjoy!
Comments
Spielberg
Could Shia LaBeouf look any more like a child pornographer in that Celebitchy photo? If that guy showed up to pick up my little sister for a date, I'd shoot him in the face.
Is Indy going to live happily ever after with Karen Allen as the denouement for Raiders? I'm so totally down with that, even though she needs to lose that I-haven't-worked-in-fifteen-years-and-am-just-happy-to-be-here grin.
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 11, 2007 4:24 PM
Holy Mary Mother of God.... please for the love of all that is decent and Pajiba-esque never, EVER link me to a site that vomit inducing again. And I'm not just talking about the link to Perez Hilton!!!
But seriously, that Cracked article made me almost throw up on my laptop.
Posted by: Lauren at October 11, 2007 6:04 PM
Anyone who's grandparents claim to be directly descendant from vikings can attest that Lutefisk is real and will eat through any container that you put it in. It's only served at Christmas and is expensive as hell. I never knew how to describe it until I heard Ralph Wiggum utter the phrase "It tastes like burning." That's Lutefisk in a nutshell.
Posted by: X at October 11, 2007 7:28 PM
I have seen balut eaten before while watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. He downed a couple of those suckers and took some to go. So. Damn. Gross.
I have already pre-ordered my copy of Bender's Big Score and I impatiently await its arrival next month. Oh sweet, sweet Bender! How I have missed your shiny metal ass!
Posted by: Dangle McGee at October 11, 2007 7:32 PM
>>Why are the Coca-Cola bears wearing armor??
I wonder if it's intelligent design armour.
Posted by: Noodles at October 12, 2007 1:25 PM
