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I'm always strangely thankful when I don't know who some quasi-famous person, like Kim Kardashian, is, or why they're quasi-famous.

Yeah, I'm kind of proud of not knowing, but for serious...who IS Kim Kardashian?

Heeee, that ad is priceless. And I thought that was Silas for a moment. As for the "real" Silas, doesn't every man have a freakish, anorexic gnome in his past?

If you do nothing else today, take solace in the increasingly desperate mewling and bleating of Manne Joulter. "Look at me! [*stomps foot*] Listen to me! [*double-stomp*] [*eyes closed, fists clenched*] Pay attention to meeeeeee! [*stomp-stomp-stomp*] I'm fucking craaaazzyyyyy and just might say anything! Like, ummm, let's get the manacles back on those black people! That'll teach the Democrats. And stop using language -- gesturing and pointing only! Everyone move back into caves and crap yourselves like animals! That's the wave of the future! Is anyone looking now?"

Kim Kardashian: Pretty much like Pam Anderson -- if she happens to wander through my field of view with no clothes on, I'm not going to insult her by averting my eyes. Would I ignore a mutant hyena roaming the savannah? No, I would not.

Whenever I see her name (Mann Schmoulter- ha!) I automatically roll my eyes. It is so completely obvious that she's only saying things for the outrage people respond with. STOP PAYING ATTENTION!!!

Kim Kardashian: Pretty much like Pam Anderson -- if she happens to wander through my field of view with no clothes on, I'm not going to insult her by averting my eyes. Would I ignore a mutant hyena roaming the savannah? No, I would not.

socalled, I swear, if you weren't married.....

I am afraid of actually saying "Mann Schmoulter's" real name out loud for fear of her appearing in my living room like Beetlejuice. But it's all her little ploy of trying to be taken seriously by men while simultaneously and ironically wanting to feel like she has a dick. I wouldn't be surprised if she tucks a strap-on between her legs. I just hope she's dying a slow and painful death from her anorexia.

Daphne: Heeeee, I just mentioned you to AM on the Ghost Whisperer thread; we were debating whether it was wrong for me to make a PMS joke in response to a PMS joke (ugh, this makes far more sense in context), and I nominated you, ranylt, litely, Stella, and Alex the Odd as a committee to decide whether I had committed "inter-gender treason," I think AM said.

See, I thought you might have soft spot for ol' socalled, so I was trying to get a ringer in there.

Ha! I totally forgot about that ad, but it's a classic.

It is so completely obvious that she's only saying things for the outrage people respond with. STOP PAYING ATTENTION!!!

Amen, Agent Scully! Politics aside she's just the stupidest woman alive.

I don't really like Sarah Silverman but that abortion montage set to Green Day's "Good Riddance" was pretty funny.

When the hell did abortion jokes become officially off-limits?

What can I say, socalled, you put it on me.

Maybe I'm giving Silverman too much credit, but I put that in the same category of Wanda Sykes's monologue about pro-lifers acting like getting an abortion is fun. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking....?"

socalled -- Bwuh?? You've roused me from my morning stupor, but my brain isn't functioning to that degree of comprehension yet. So I will respectfully agree to disagree, in no uncertain terms -- if you smell what I'm cooking. (Hint -- you don't!)

Normally I have little time for Sarah Silverman. Poo-poo, pee-pee jokes test ones patience all too fast. But here I think she is actually making a valid point. Anti-abortionists always paint the picture that those having abortions seem to enjoy it, as if it means nothing to them. Sarah is obviously showing the stupidity of that sentiment. I applaud her effort.

Normally I have little time for Sarah Silverman. Poo-poo, pee-pee jokes test one's patience all too fast. But here I think she is actually making a valid point. Anti-abortionists always paint the picture that those having abortions seem to enjoy it, as if it means nothing to them. Sarah is obviously showing the stupidity of that sentiment. I applaud her effort.

So I will respectfully agree to disagree, in no uncertain terms -- if you smell what I'm cooking. (Hint -- you don't!)

litely, I will assume, as I always do when I don't understand what a female is saying to me, that you are coming on to me. That way I feel better, and you can continue to think of me as a complete boob. It's win-win, as the corporate types like to say. (And you're welcome, whoever it was that likes the word "boob" to indicate "nincompoop." Which is also a fun word for idiots.)

Thank you so much for that Muppet moment. I spent another 20 minutes watching the Swedish Chef and others on YouTube. I also have been singing the song in classic beeker style most of the day.