Pajiba Love
Elizabeth Taylor is a fucking lunatic. In other words -- she's a lot like my dear old grandma. (FourFour)
You can sue football? Sweet! I'm going to sue it for being boring, and also for preempting approximately 150 episodes of "The Simpsons" since 1989. (QuizLaw)
I guess that means you can sue baseball, too -- in which case I'm going to sue Johnny Damon for being "totally lame." (Litelysalted)
I have a total puppy-crush on Jessica Valenti's aussie. And if that's not worthy of some Pajiba Love -- than, my friends, what is? (Feministing)
See, now this is why Al Qaeda is so stupid. If they'd have just quietly opened a nationwide chain of deep-fried butter stick restaurants, they'd have gotten the job done much more effectively. (Gallery of the Absurd)
This is the most unflattering thing to happen to Mother Nature since "Hands Across America." (The Impulsive Buy)
Truly, a match made in stupid -- I hear Amazon is taking pre-orders for the sex tape already! (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston might be dating Orlando Bloom. Or, she might not be. But do you have anything more important to be thinking about right now? Exactly. (IDLYITW)
I'm going to temporarily lift the ban on She Whom We Do Not Speak -- only because David Letterman is fucking brilliant. Ya still got it, Dave! Hilarity kicks in about half-way through -- after the jump.
Comments
You hate football? Why don't you just go back to Russia and stand in a bread line, pinko.
I just looked at that Impulsive buy article, and my doctor called me to warn me about my cholesterol level. And yet... so very tempting. I mean - who doesn't love Oreos?
Probably YOU, Salty, you commie bastard.
Posted by: TK at October 1, 2007 3:50 PM
"I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love," Anderson [said] of her new guy. "It's so romantic. It's romance."
Soooo, what is the going rate for anally fisting a hepatitis C positive hooker these days? I can just imagine how the lovely honey moon with a three way at a donkey bar in TJ is going to be filmed in 1080p HD, just remember to tip the donkey in sugar cubes.
Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 1, 2007 4:18 PM
Duhhhhh... That's not even the right article, TK. The Impulsive Buy article was about an energy drink. Get with it, punkass!
Posted by: litelysalted at October 1, 2007 4:27 PM
TK, are you calling people Pinko Commies again?
I thought that was finished after the wings/beer/baseball debate.
If I am suing any sport, I am looking at you, baseball. Why must you think that I love watching Roger or Barry for that matter? Retire already, ROGER!!
Posted by: Melody at October 1, 2007 4:42 PM
If a man can't mix up his articles, the terrorists have already won.
Crap. Sorry 'bout that.
Posted by: TK at October 1, 2007 7:03 PM
Did anyone else hear the "dun da duh" music from Reading Rainbow that came after the kids would give a report on their book of choice after reading that 'review' of Johnny Damon's book? Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Dangle McGee at October 1, 2007 8:57 PM
Guess what? I don't like Oreos, either. So there!
Posted by: Daphne at October 1, 2007 9:26 PM
Dave is Awesome!
Posted by: Brian at October 1, 2007 9:31 PM
I'm pretty sure the energy drink is what they meant. Read the weird promo it's got.
Posted by: Jenna at October 2, 2007 3:22 AM
The Feministing puppy freaks me out. I just can't find it cute. I'm sorry, call me a terrible person if you must but it's very rare that I find baby anythings adorable. Kittens maybe, on a good day but puppies? Nope.
I find ugly baby things cute. Like baby llamas or goats.
Does that make me less of a girl?
If we're suing sports I'd like to file against rugby. Goddamn I love the sport (and by golly the men who play it) but its been taking up the entirety of my weekends recently and I want those hours back!
Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 2, 2007 5:10 AM
Paris reminds me of Heather Graham...since she apparently has one facial expression throughout the entire interview
Posted by: Renee at October 2, 2007 8:38 AM
Dave is fantastic! Could it have been anymore obvious that he doesn't like her? I mean, who does really. Can't wait to read the Pajiba review on her movie, too. Whoa that will be a good one!
Posted by: VTRosebud at October 2, 2007 12:00 PM
