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Eh, I don't think Ruby Tuesday's is that bad, love that Prime Rib Burger.

Scarlett should shut her cakehole and show her tits.

I KNOW!!! I'm very upset that my dislike of Hilton is no longer at full capacity.

Part of me is so annoyed with Paris right now because she can't have a sense of humor! and part of me keeps saying "Yeah, but it was kinda cool..."

Scarlett should shut her cakehole and show her tits

Unless she's not talking, anyway. And what's up with her latest "nothing to see here, move along" no cleavage dress? If Anne Hathaway's serious about the no nudity thing, then Scarlett's one of my few remaining options. Dollsneckboobsfacesports. Serenity now!

How embarrassing that McCain got shown up by Paris fucking Hilton. Not just that, she sounds like a more viable candidate! And here I thought 2000 & 2004 were bad years!

The Charlotte link currently leads to the picture of Kim Kardashian and Carmen Elektra at Disaster Move. I wish you would do things like that to me.

Charlotte? I might be on drugs; I meant Scarlett.

When I saw the Paris for President thing this morning, I was shocked. I wondered if the aliens or zombies had finally made off with the higher thinking part of my brain when her energy plan made sense.

I am so scared. I will be in my bunker. It is safe there....

oh.em.gee. The end is nigh: Paris Hilton, in something that is funny. "See you at the debates, bitches"... HA! Oi, I laughed. At something Paris said. And I wasn't laughing AT her. Got room in that bunker, Melody?

And, yeah, that energy policy; sounds like something Daily Show would come up with. Y'know, logical and doable, if not for the fucking interest groups and lobbyists.

I swear the zombie forecast level's rather optimistic - TK, could you maybe target Paris & McCain for immediate zombification? Or just unleash the hordes and get it over with?

Sorry about the link oopsie guys, all fixed!

Not to be all "NYAH NYAH you're wrong" but those two crazy dudes at Fatal Farm paid quite a LOT of attention to Garfield earlier this year with the "Lasagna Cat" videos: http://www.youtube.com/lasagnacat

Sorry about the link oopsie guys, all fixed!

Posted by: Stacey at August 6, 2008 4:32 PM
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"Oopsie" is not gonna cut it, you COMPLETELY ruined the thread, Shadows is inconsolable.

Garfield minus Garfield is even worse than Garfield. WTF?

Scarlett should shut her cakehole and show her tits

Seconded. And I'm fine with not seeing the link...unless she does show her tits over there...

Does she show her its over there?

Damn you, Herpes Hilton Hotel...now who am I gonna make fun of?

What if...what if Paris is actually smarter than all of us? What if this whole "I'm a stupid, entitled famewhore living in a consequence-free world" thing was just an elaborate social experiment, or a dedicated piece of performance art? Because even though that was totally scripted, she sounded as if she comprehended that rational bit about the energy policy.

I'm gonna have to start hoarding canned goods and bottled water, 'cause the end is pretty seriously nigh.

I'm a little scared. La Hilton being funny and...did someone say Jenna Jameson is pregs? That can't be true. Lemme go look at the link...

Every one gets one moment of clarity/shine whatever, this is Crabby Hilton's, it doesn't change anything.
And Jenna Jemeson is preggo? I didn't think that was possible, on account having swallowed and been ejaculated in/on by more than half of th world male popuplation.

I don't know, y'all - I thought there was something sexist about the reporting of the emails between Obama and ScarJo (isn't that what the kids call her?) It wasn't reported in the normal "stupid liberal celebrity" way (since only right-wing celebrities are allowed to be political), most of those stories implied there was something sexually untoward about them emailing.

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Ahhh the wonders a semi-decent script can do to make Paris almost likeable!

You know, Paris may be a skanky whore, but that made me crack up several times. I actually...kinda...liked her there for a few minutes. Ew. And in her defense (oh, God, the words feel so unclean), it may have been a script, but it was a script she delivered well, and really, even that's something I had assumed after "House of Wax" was beyond her level.

I should clarify - I loathe idiot celebritards who aim above their level, but I have a certain amount of tolerance, or even grudging respect, for the ones who realise exactly what their place in the hierarchy is and stick with it, or even exploit it to their own advantage. To take a Darwinian approach, they clearly have some level of natural cunning, making their survival worthwhile for the race as a whole.

This is rather OT, but not really spam because I ain't involved, and lots of people here should be interested, BUT, MySpace Dark Horse Presents Issue #13 is out and it contains a Serenity story. Just thought some of you'd like to know...
On Topic, I would have more respect for Wonky Eye if it was her words and she weren't just reading queue cards because her agent told her it would get her more attention.

Now you all see why Morgan Freeman is a motherfucking pimp. He up in the hospital all fucked up and he tells his old lady to get the fuck on down the road, that's the type of shit I want to be able to tell a bitch.

NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place """"""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""" If you've ever been there you will know what I mean....

big yao this website is for movie reviews only, take your smut and the vile way you objectify women away. This is not a website for picking up ladies,ok. Please respect the ladies.

Jenna Jameson is preggers? Well it's about time, I hear she's been trying for years.

Now I'm confused. Is the spambot beginning and ending the comments? Wait, have I been drinking? You mean this isn't Friday night and it isn't a Boozehound post?

You should have seen the way I typed this without spellchecking. Truly a mark of genius.

A former beauty queen fat chick who cloned her dog Booger? I think you've completed your mission Stacey.

Well I hope that Paris video shows all o' ya'll that she might not actually be the worst thing ever in the upcoming Repo: The Genetic Opera?

No? Not in the least bit?

Oh well. Worth a shot, I suppose.