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oh NOOO. i mean, soft drinks are bad enough, but Cucumber-fucking-Pepsi? the japanese have finally confirmed for me that radiation is BAD. no more tanning in the microwave for me...

yeah, and the ke-noo video? obvi his screen test for bill and ted. who the fuck thought this guy was ever talented is BEYOND ME.

We lose Ingmar Bergman, but Eli Roth has yet to die in a fiery blaze? No fucking justice, I tell you.

Rosario Dawson makes me feel funny down where I pee.

A Bowl Of Stupid is possibly the worst fucking website in the history of the internet.

Man, I'm NEVER reading the comments at "I Don't Like You..." ever again. If you're cruel and/or delusional enough to call Hayden Panetierre (sp?) a "heifer" or fat at all then you should never get to have sex. Ever. Jesus, that killed my small, burgeoning hope in humanity for another week or two.

Oh, and if you like cucumber flavor, eat a damn cucumber. It's a hell of a lot better for you than drinking a soda that kinda sorta tastes like a cucumber.

My family owns a farm, I'm trying to talk my parents into solar or wind power. When peak oil hits I'm moving back there, putting up a wall, and finally learning to cock a shotgun one handed.

Amen, Genny...I wonder at these people spouting off about Hayden or the likes of my beautiful Kate Winslett being "fat". What kind of BS community do they live in?

Yeah and i know it's probably just your local interenet loser types going off but it still bugs me...same as the "no makeup" star photos...guess what? We all look like s**t in the morning. How good do you look on your way to the dry cleaner? sheesh.

Chocolate Raaaain, In my Braaaain, Making me Insaaaane.

Sorry, but that painful excuse for a song was the background music in a dream I had this weekend, so I took it as a sign from the Gods that I had to reintroduce it a thread here.

reintroduce it a thread here = reintroduce it *in* a thread here

Fantastic. I just get my eyes all that LASIK and everything, eyes working great, and then you had to go and have that Rosario Dawson link. Damn legs made me go blind, and you can take from that what you will.

And I have long said that IDLYITW, while having okay posts, had some real asshole commenters. They are the reason I did my posts on CZJ and Internet posting cliches (blatant plug!). But if you think they are bad, you haven't seen the comments on The Bastardly. Good GOD.

Seeing Keanu Reeves mauled by a bear = dream come true.

That bear being a plush toy = a cruel, cruel joke.

-Short people shouldn't be in the public eye!
-There's absolutely no conceivable reason for a hot chick to marry a less than hot guy, unless he's dying of cancer or money is involved. Upgrade!

IDLYITW is one of the stupidest, saddest, most shallow sites I've come across, and not just the comments. I remember recently there was a post about a chick who the author used to think was hot, but now makes his "penis shrivel" because in one photo she had a zit. Not to mention all the "these fat girls need to get out of my face" posts. You can blame skinny beautiful models for making women hate themselves, but those are simply pictures. This guy actually comes out and says "You're for shit."
This webmaster is an asshat who deserves way less views than he gets, especially from the Pajiba-minded. I'm personally done with him.
Just my two cents.

Damn right about the decline of IDLYITW. I used to frequent it all the time, but now, the comments have gone from humorously sarcastic to downright vicious and cruel. You hear "I hope he/she dies a horrible death" and stuff like that on every other comment. It's just childish. Furthermore, most of the assholes posting comments like those hide under "anonymous" names. Pathetic.

There is no Teddy Bear. Whoa...

TK,

Is that all ya' got, kid? Cuz when some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac like you grabs my neck, taps the back of my favorite head up against the Pajiba wall, looks me crooked in the eye and asks me if I've paid my dues, I'm just staring you big sucker right back in the eye.

And TK, you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check's in the mail."

The check's in the mail.

Didn't Keanu do drugs when he was younger? Yeah, it's all making sense now.

Nevertheless, he was a cutie then, and he is still hot stuff now. As long as he takes showers and all.

Thank god I'm not the only one feeling the hate for IDLYITW. I mean, jesus, all those people shit talking the celebs for going out without make up or being "fat" must be totally cut, really really ridiculously good looking people, who never have a bad hair day or snooze through their alarm and don't do make up before leaving the house, obviously.

Or not. Jerks.

What about the horrible, horrible news I read in the paper this weekend?

They're remaking The Lives of Others in Hollywood, with Sydney Pollack signed as the director.

WHY? WHY? WHY? A film about Germany set/filmed in Germany with a German director who had firsthand experience with the Stasi and a bunch of brilliant German actors that won Best Foreign Film. What is there to improve upon, and how could Hollywood possibly improve it, even if it had serious flaws? Gahhhhh!

Pepsi Ice Cucumber sounds EXACTLY like Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray, which has been selling in the USA for at least 50 years. It used to be called Dr. Brown's Celery Tonic, and it tastes a bit like celery flavored ginger ale or 7-up. Very refreshing, actually. It seems to me that the Japanese are about 50 years behind the times on this product.

I'm a little miffed that John Cameron Mitchell in "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" wasn't included in the drag queen list--he's definitely among the best. But I suppose that show is rather obscure for Premiere; I mean, they did need to leave room for the Wayans brothers.

And by show I mean the movie adaptation, since the list is limited to film.

Just a point of trivia about that teddy bear video: The wee lad with the bears grew up very nicely. Graham Abbey is now a classical actor in his native Canada, and I've seen him do some superb stuff. His Henry V was outstanding, his Romeo equally so, and his Algernon (from The Importance of Being Earnest) was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on stage. Oh, and he's gorgeous, too. (Yes, I'm sure it's him.)