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Rampage my brother let they ass have this one, but just so they know when O gets elected the brothers in the struggle ain't going to have to worry about a little fleeing from the police charge. Shit like that is going to be on the house.

"Rampage my brother let they ass have this one, but just so they know when O gets elected the brothers in the struggle ain't going to have to worry about a little fleeing from the police charge. Shit like that is going to be on the house."

In English?

Please excuse the interruption:

WATCHMEN TRAILER HAS HIT THE WEB!!!

http://www.empireonline.com/video/watchmen/
It originated there but that ain't working. YouTube has a good quality version up now.

Man, I hope I look as good as Helen Mirren does when I grow up (which, unfortunately, is about 10 years from now).

I'm sorry SpiffyBoy please excuse me for not being coherent. What I meant to say was Mr. Jackson please do not worry about these unfortunate circumstances you now find yourself in. A sympathetic ear is just around the corner. Soon a bevy of your compatriots will be released from the state and a new regime will cater to your every whimsy.

Pookie writes like Heckel & Hyde. It's like Carl Weathers after a stroke.

In English?

"Rampage, my friend of the same race, let the oppressors get away with this miscarriage of justice, because they know that once Obama is elected president, our fellow oppressed individuals will not have to pay heed to things so minor as fleeing from the police. These types of issues will no longer get them in any kind of legal trouble."

Rats, too late with the translation!

I, for one, welcome our Obama overlord.

Don't worry, TK, that's no gratuitous cheesecake.
That there, my friend, is necessary cheesecake. It is like the cheesecake which was so good that Rachel Green ate it off the floor rather than waste it when it fell.

(Please excuse Friends reference, I can't be cool all the time).
(Well actually, hardly ever).
(OK, maybe once when I was dreaming).

Dude, I need to get on with reading The Watchmen, but I can never find it at the bookstore or library. Anyone wanna lend me a copy?

I pointed those photos of Helen Mirren in a bikini out to my 12 year old sister and told her that's how you do aging gracefully. I'm trying to save her from the Nip/Tuck culture she's growing into. Also, that woman is not what you would call petite despite being in fantastic shape and I love it.

Pookie, you made me blow coffee all over my monitor. God love you.

Rusty, I'll bet it's going to get a lot more plentiful. There's a really expensive "Absolute" version (being reprinted this fall) but the regular paperbacks will probably start getting pumped out more in the next few months.

I think my copy is in North Carolina. Be wary of loaning books to friends who live in different states.

And again I say, Morgana Le Fay is a brick house. We'd seen the cleavage in recent times but the state of the hips is news to me. Sure I've seen "Caligula" and "The Cook, The Thief..." but maybe I need to see "Calendar Girls" too.

Of course, Eleanor! I use a paring knife to carve out the face. Make a curved slit for the mouth and two more for the eyes. For the nose, remove small wedges. To finish the eyes, press two whole apple seeds or two whole cloves into the eye sockets. To prevent browning, soak the carved heads in lemon juice for at least an hour, which is a great time to take a little catnap (especially for me - I like to get blind, stinking drunk when making Apple-Head Dolls!)

Now let's give your doll some character! Either pull apart a cotton ball or use clippings from your own body to glue around the face to form the hair. Use a little rouge or the blood of a newborn to make a blush to the cheeks and lips. Sew simple clothing for your doll. Let your imagination go and have fun! Lastly, fasten your handwritten death threat to your creation with a safety pin! Not only does it add a touch of class, but it shows you're dedicated and crazy enough to pull it off! Remember, if the person who ruined your life can't see the beauty in a handcraf... hold it...

Shit. I'm on that friggin' review site again... GODDAM YOU FAVORITES FOLDER!!

Dammit Skitt, you are making me laugh too hard. Don't make me mount you.

Very funny Vermillion, when you talk about mounting some guy everyone thinks it's cute. But when I walk up to some guy at the mall and I tell him I want to mount him I get dirty looks, what gives?

Pookie & Skitt: Have you two ever considered having chidren together? I'm serious, you two would have the most absurdly hilarious baby writers ever.

And also? Helen Mirren looks fabulous. She can ram me with a strap-on anytime, anywhere.

Jeremy I'm almost positive this isn't the first time that the words strap-on and ram have come across those lips of yours before.

I can't, Jeremy... As far as my seed goes, I pretty much milked that opportunity (pun intended) in college. Beer, even cheap beer, was a cost issue, thus leaving me to pump myself dry so the Ellens and Rosies of the world could get a bun in the oven(s). I was the poor man's David Crosby, a giver of life throughout the greater Midwest. Did I make enough to choke down a sixer of Schlitz every night of the week? Hell yes. Did I count on becoming the father of close to 363 children? No... No I did not.

If I had anything left in me, I'd be more than willing to toss it in a blender with Pookie's fixin's. However, as it stands, I am unable to toss one for old time's sake, let alone provide a solitary tadpole to join with the Pookster's and to grow in some lady's belly...

[... dim lights, turn blue-filtered spotlight on Emmet Kelly plunking away Luther Vandross' "Dance With My Father" on an out-of-tune Ukulele...]

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.... Matthew 7:6

In college I must admit I did carelessly caste many of my pearls upon the unholy and unwashed alike, foregoing any monetary gains my batch could have received on the open market. Never the less it is with great humility that I now know the price of my costly seed. If only I had the wisdom and foresight to perhaps question my junks value, I could have changed the course of my life.

Nicely written.

I wonder how much Gallo's spackle's going for nowadays...

GodDAMN, Dame Helen. I'd wear her like a wool mitten.

I hate it when everyone commenting on the goddamn site is so funny they should have their own goddamn site and you're just a shmuck who couldn't be that clever on your best day, so you're just reduced to goddamn complaining about the goddamn comments.

Fuck.

Anastasia you are a very naughty girl, naughty indeed, you need a swat on your bottom.

I heart pajiba swats.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey baby listen, since we are all alone, do you want to talk dirty to each other?

It didn't work. I'm still naughty. I need three more.

Seriously, this is worse than when I walked in on my parents having sex.

heheh I am so disturbed right now. xD
But it's more like they were doing it on the sidewalk, jM, because it's displayed on the pajiba front page too. ;)

Anastasia my fantasy is to swat you as you're reading the top comments of the week.

Mock the Birdman all you want. He has fantastical seats at the Linc. The closest I've gotten is tailgating in the parking lot during a December MNF game vs. Dallas, drunk and wearing a $5 beater that said "DALLAS SUCKS! GO EAGLES!"

Yes, this was only a couple of seasons ago.

I happily take it back. The Batpod worked. The Teamsters have sandwiches! And hey! Good shot, Janson!

Rasputina are all kinds of hot. Goth girls with a sense of humor. Corsets + irony. Also, boobs + cellos.