Pajiba

I also only wear skirts in the summer. I found myself cackling hysterically last weekend when I got out of the car at my mom's, because I realized that I totally flashed my dog.

I just love that you used the word "limbering." I love that word for some reason.

[lumbers off in search of snacks]

I also only wear skirts in the summer. I found myself cackling hysterically last weekend when I got out of the car at my mom's, because I realized that I totally flashed my dog.

I love you.

Of course, were I not a complete fucking moron today, I would have typed "lumbering". I do not know what "limbering" means.

[abandons snacks, punches self in face]

Aww. And hee! Shadows loves me because I show my panties to unsuspecting pekipoos.

:p

Way to completely misrepresent and distort and outright lie about the Netflix story on Slate.com. They liked the thing a lot but thought it might be hard, though by no means impossible for Netflix to sell it to consumers.

Way to lie and distort, must be like old times when you cheated your way through college, huh?

Thought so.

Tools, the lot of ya.

What's grosser than gross? Michael Bay's direction techniques? Or Linda Hogan lumbering around the beach practically nude?

ans: Linda Hogan lumbering around the beach practically nude in a Michael Bay movie.

What did we learn today kids?

Stace wears miniskirts and flashes the shopping cart collector guys during the summer, queefs during sit-ups, and only takes it black.

Class dismissed.

ans: Linda Hogan lumbering around the beach practically nude in a Michael Bay movie.

We have a winner.

I will defend Michael Bay. Bay is a director who knows what his strengths are. He does not try to make some poignant and overwrought tripe. He sticks to ridiculous plotlines, plot holes so big a semi can fit through sideways, and blowing things up nice and good. He has also made some fairly good stupid summer fun (i.e. Bad Boys). He even made fun of himself with one of the best Verizon commercials ever. Look it up on the YouTube.

Bay will always a special place with me for the hilarity and bucket o' awesome that is The Rock. That movie is really bad. A chase with a Hummer and a Vette? Really?

To summarize: Michael Bay = okay. Any member of the Hogans = not okay. EVER.

Most of the Hogans look like the bastard love children of an Oompa Loompa on HGH and Miss Piggy. Except for Boy Hogan - he looks like the differently abled grandchild of Suzanne Somers.

Stace wears miniskirts and flashes the shopping cart collector guys during the summer, queefs during sit-ups, and only takes it black.

Pookie, anything to add?

TK, I thought your "limbering" slip was intentional; like one of those Pajiba words it took me forever to get, like Godtopus.

I feel like I missed out on the magic of Legos. I knew I should've played with them in my childhood. Stupid Barbies.

Is it totally sad that the cracked link's video of the Zebracon reminded me of my most awesome forgotten crush, Methos from Highlander? My my my, the idea of a Duncan/Methos sandwich is almost too much to handle at this moment. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm immortal men. and mmmmmmmmmm sandwich. Shit, I'm hungry.

Wow. Whitest. Children. Ever. But to be fair, I see tons and tons of pale, silky-haired African Americans all the time. Not.

And TK, I totally share your love of the word "lumbering." Also, snacks. Not the word, actual snacks.

On an unrelated note: my 10-week-old puppy just stole my sock. I don't know whether or not I should take it away, because a black lab puppy with a sock is just a-fucking-dorable.

Yay! Something linked (albeit indirectly) from Penny Arcade. Ah, my two favorite websites, only two degrees from each other.

Or would that be one degree? I have no idea, I don't like Bacon.

One time, I got really drunk, and fucked a cactus. Stung like a condom full of hot bees, but I was still able to cum.

I guess what I'm asking is, Trevor, are you my son, you prickly bastard?

HAH! Brilliant.

One time, I got really drunk, and fucked a cactus. Stung like a condom full of hot bees, but I was still able to cum.

Hatemail, I'm so glad I read that before leaving for the weekend, I'll be laughing all the way to the subway.

Starsky and Hutch slash? Wow, the internet really does always find a new way to make you feel clueless. But I'm definitely not surprised by Yaoi-Con. If "Band of Brothers" has a giant female slash community why wouldn't anime?

Hmmm. So is there a dearth of "fake gay" porn of men? We're lousy with it on our end. Women seem to be making gay porn out of so many things I wonder if someone's falling down on serving the market!

It's very good that I don't wear skirts since I don't exit cars as much as fall out of them. Add some kind of incline and it only gets worse.

Today will live in infamy as a day of blech. This makes me feel better (hope it hasn't been posted before)

http://forthebirdsblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooeeeyyyy.html

Queefing on command?? Who ever commands anyone to queef?? Why? WHY?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8YAEJBUJGbg

But only one from "The Art of Skiing"? This will not do!

Being the geek that I am, I can't resist: fuck Cracked and their hating on Gargoyles. It was one of the few things Disney ever did right (boosting Pixar and then leaving them the fuck alone to do their magic is another one).

Stace Hole is a true visionary, a true renaissance woman that has indeed shown the brass ring to all women. Her skills impressive, her talent undeniable. Susan B. Anthony, Lady Marmalade, Madeline Albright, Harriett Beecher Stowe, and now Stace Hole. Such women did not ask for greatness, but perfected greatness.

I don't know, Mella, I don't think I'm even capable of queefing. To my knowledge it's NEVER happened. I don't know why anyone would want to do it on command except for drunk party games. It's a vaginal FART. No different from an anal FART except for it doesn't smell like fermented whatchamacallits.

Netflix's brand new box service to stream content gets a grade of epic fail.

Did we read the same article? While it wasn't a 5 star review, it wasn't nearly that negative

Man, wouldn't it be so super cool if we mocked female celebrities (clearly, a term used loosely) for their inane comments, general stupidity and fame-whoring rather than their bodies?
Anybody with me? Anybody?

Well Serena I agree with you, but not so much. I'm more inclined to judge a women by her body than by her mind. If I see a hot lady, I think she should get more prizes than a not so hot lady. I'm sorry but that's the way the world is. Hot good, not so hot, bad.

Oh, Pookie.
[huggles you]

Serena, YES. thank you. long time lurker. It dismays me no end when casual misogyny is tossed around on sites i otherwise delight in. apologies for the M word. but stigmatizing the *word* doesn't make the shit that it represents any less real. can we talk about content rather than form, especially if discussing form entails shaming any woman who has a body like the one being viciously taken apart? i.e. many, many women? and i'm sorry, my perspective may be warped by my increasingly radical unlearning of culturally enforced body-shame, but her body looks fine to me - full, female, human. seriously, people. i'm sure there are better things to tear her down for, if necessary.

"my increasingly radical unlearning of culturally enforced body-shame"

Oh boy. Someone's been reading their sociology textbooks.

hey Beets -

not, actually. I'm just about 93% nerd. someone did come up with that language in the first place, you know, so I guess I can too...

Yeah, Beets; actually, I didn't see anything dry or difficult or unnaturally textbook-ish about Curvette's language at all.

And tearing down women for looking like average human beings is BORING.

George Carlin died? Man. Loved him. The world is running out of awesome.