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Ha, as soon as I saw that Rainbow Killer quote, I was counting the minutes until I saw it here...

Heigl just pisses me off more and more. I though she was trying to be humble with this but not really. It would make sense if she turned down the nod because her own performance was lackluster, but to call out the writers publicly like that is bogus. And hiding under the "Someone more deserving" part is tacky.

Is it strange that I want The Happening to do well? Maybe I'm just nostalgic from The Sixth Sense.

As I said elsewhere, I thought that Heigl quote was hilarious, mostly because she is basically saying that her awesome ACT----TING!!!! would have surely made the paltry scribblings of the writers (the writers she was so eager to support during the strike) seem like Shakespeare, but she wanted to give the losers actresses with better writers half a chance at winning.

John Larroquette should slap the bejeezus out of her for sullying the time-honored tradition of talented actors stepping out of the way for others to have a shot.

And if there is a just and intelligent being in control of this universe, there will be a movie and/or show with both Macy and Huffman starring, and they WILL be credited as Filliam H. Muffman. That is too damn good to go to waste.

You just get as political as you like Stacey. Since Dustin et al appear determined to ignore Euro 2008, I want something controversial to discuss. When have we Pajibans ever backed away from a good argument?

Oh and while I'm here, what is wrong with gummy lighthouses? I'll eat gummy penises if they make 'em....wait, maybe I have eaten a gummy penis in my day? Okay, so what I meant to say is "I'll eat gummy Lincoln Memorials if they make 'em nice and gummy and fruity"

I love "I'm voting Republican so I can stay in Iraq."

While my penis may be small, it's definitely more satisfying to have in your mouth than that flavorless insult to the good name of the Confederacy.

Heigl just has this irresistible urge to make a scene. It doesn't really matter what the scenario is, she just has to make it about her. I really hate people who can't let anything go and she's one of them (i.e. the name mispronunciation incident).

God, what an insufferable, self-important twit that Heigl is. I love how she says it's in an "effort to maintain the integrity of the academy". Presumptuous, pompous ingrate!

You know what? Fuck it, I'm just going to be blunt. Tila Tequila has absolutely no right to live. First she invaded the internet. Then she stole air time on MTV away from our sweet, sweet Amanda. And now this shit. There are actual people around the world who are beaten, killed, or forced into the streets fo who they are. This walking cesspool of VD fakes a relationship on TV, and all of a sudden we have our saviour. I call bullshit. Please, let the great Godtopus come down and use his tentacles of justice to render this unholy prostitot limb from limb. Or at least give her crabs the size of chihuahuas.

samantha t - I like "So I can go to Iran!"

"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination...

...whu...I can't...wtf...who the hell..stop, please...

WHY CAN'T WE PLEASE FIND A WAY TO SHUT HER FUCKING MOUTH?!?!?!?

Jeremy...I do feel your pain. To this day...I cannot fathom why she's famous. She looks like a damn bobblehead, people! And she's famous for....being the best at taking slutty pictures?!?! I mean, come on!!!

That being..do not wish harm on the Godtopus. I mean, look at Tart Tequila...you seriously don't think she's participated in gang-bangs? Tentacle rape is probably a dream of hers. She may very well be the Enemy that the Godtopus fears and leaves to us to stay vigilant against. Therefore...it's time to get the flamethrower off the MurderTank™ and put it to the use it was intended for...

Or at least give her crabs the size of chihuahuas.

HA! I love that image so much I want to take it behind the middle school and give it herpes.

Euro 2008

Speaking of which, how the hell did Germany lose?

Heigl? Ugh. Shut up. Now. An actor that is worth their salt will take writing that maybe written by the Family Guy manatees and turn it into gold. By your little self-serving, "look-at-me!" self doing this in the manner you chose, you are essentially saying that you were not a good enough actress to pull off what you perceived as "bad writing". What have you ever wrote? Nothing, right? Shut your piehole and get off my tv, internet, and all other spaces that your obviously empty head thinks that it, undeservingly, belongs.

I didn't know who Dwight Schrute was until I googled him, but I can confirm that the 'fan' in those pictures is, in fact, gay.

His name is Alan Carr and he's a stand-up comedian/television presenter.

Him and the other 'fan' (Justin Lee Collins) will be having Pam on their show this week and this is their usual over-the-top way of welcoming their guests.

Here they are with David Tennant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl047DqEL6Q

Fuck you, Jeremy! If you were half the person Tila Tequila is, then MAYBE she'd let you shine her patent-leather chaps.

The fact of the matter is, Tila Tequila brought gay marriage to California. Read the quote, Jeremy. Because of her, we're allowed to marry. When was the last time something YOU did resulted in legalization of gay marriage? I thought not, so sit down!

Also, I bet you didn't know that T. Tequila invented bifocals, was the ACTUAL author of "Ulysses", assisted Einstein in developing the theory of relativity, and followed Neil Armstrong out onto the surface of the moon. Look it up, it's true.

Fact of the matter is, Jeremy, it's Tila Tequila's world. The rest of us just live in it. So if you want to join the rest of in the sun, pull your head out of your ass and bask in the glory that is Tila Tequila.

:)

Yeah Jeremy!

Did you know that she also (single-handedly, I might add) saved the Emperor Penguin from extinction? Did you know that before you went on your ridiculous rant? DID YOU?!

Didn't think so. Or this fascinating tidbit - she keeps prematurely-born polar and koala bears alive by breast-feeding them ON HER OWN TIME - nobody pays her to do this. SHE DOES IT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HER OWN GODDAMED HEART!! When was the last time you breast-fed an animal back to health, huh? ANSWER ME!!

And let's not forget the amount of time she donates to charities throughout the world, the ten-cent-a-day children she sponsors, her development of an alternative fuel source, telling troops about the goddamed hidey-hole Sadam was shacking up in, and last, but certainly not least - SHE INVENTED PIZZA AND ONION DIP! THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU WHINY, WHINY, BITTER PERSON!! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME YOU ENJOY ANYTHING LISTED ABOVE!!

Times like these I wish Gutzon Borglum were still with us... Ms. Tequila would certainly inspire a memorial on a much grander scale than that current waste of space, Rushmore.

Gimme a high-five, David and let's give a double-bird to the haters who try to diss Miss Thang! Douches...

SOD: No no no. I don't want Godtopus to the nasty with Tila. Otherwise, he would have to take a long peniciline bath. I just want him to rain hellfire down on her. And, yeah, Chihuahua crabs too.

David: Other things Tila has done:

Tore down the Berlin Wall... With her BARE HANDS.
Was crucified for our sins.
Ended Apartheid in South America.
Emancipated the slaves.
Led the Jews out of Egypt.
Drove an ice cream truck full of ANGRY BEES.
Wrote and Produced every Wilco album.
Led the rebellion during the Stonewall Riots.
Painted the Mona Lisa.
Uncovered the truth about Watergate.
Was the first to walk on the moon.
Felt up Erik Rhodes during a taping of My Life On the D-List.
Won Academy Awards in every category.
Shot Hitler.
Came up with theory of Evolution and Relativity.
Found Waldo, Jesus and Carmen Sandiego.

Thanks for that addendum, Skittimus Maximus. I'm right with you.

Tila Tequila is what God intended when he created man and woman in his image. Her voice sounds like a thousand rainbows and her intellect is unparalleled. And the fact that she single-handedly cured polio... well, I don't even need to sing her praises for that.

Tila Tequila IS the American dream. I'm relieved Barack Obama chose her as his running mate and thrilled that someday soon she'll be in a position to lead us all toward a new tomorrow.

Obama/Tequila '08!

You fellas also forget: Tila Tequila cured AIDS. Well, technically it was Christian Bale when he lopped off her head with an axe in Reign of Fire 2: The Search for Curly's Gold. You gotta get these things at the source.

I think the most touching part was when all the skinny gay people came out from the ashes and started dancing and singing to "Brand New Day".

Penis gummies? Where might I obtain this spectacular product? I need a gift for my boss.

I hate you all.

As far as I'm concerned, HBO needs to drop whatever else they're doing and get cracking on the Song of Ice and Fire series. NOW.

Holy shit! Tila Tequila is actually Bill Brasky!

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

Greer:

I bought some in Amsterdam. They were delicious, but a little embarassing to be seen snacking on in the street.

The Bill Brasky reference made me LOL. But you guys forgot the most important thing she did, right? She invented the internet! Suck it, Al Gore.

I'm reveling in the Heigl hate. Where are all those who gaveth me shit last year when I slammed her assy little "It's Hei-GUHL" display at the Emmys? Huh? And that was even before the lynch mob was out for Dustin between Skank Cancer and the 27 Dresses review. Where are you people? Because I've got a big old spoonful of "WE TOLD YOU SO" and the little spoon airplane is taking off, bitches! Pttttppphhhh!

..okay, seriously.. am I the only person that TIB isn't working for?

Heh. They probably have gummy peens and va-jay-jays in Amsterdam.

Well, technically it was Christian Bale when he lopped off her head with an axe in Reign of Fire 2: The Search for Curly's Gold.

Mr. Prisco, I will PERSONALLY contribute to the finance campaign for this movie if you write the screenplay. Make it happen.

Look, Jeremy, let's just leave Godtopus out of it and take care of this ourselves. The bi girls will publicly execute TT if y'all gay men will do the same with Perez Hilton. Do we have a deal?

Kris, I LOVE you! How could I possibly refuse such an offer?

Oh, WOW. I am watching 27 Dresses right now (on stolen dish--no, I didn't pay for it), and holy eff, she is atrocious. Why, oh why is James Marsden so pretty? I WANT to turn it off, but am enjoying the eye candy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25141346/

"Grey's Anatomy" people are not happy with Heigl. My guess is that she is going to talk her way out of a job soon.

You know the saying, "Don't shit where you eat?" Well, you just took a huge, steaming dump on the "Grey's Anatomy" writers' table, and if there's any goddamn justice in the world, they are going to smear fecal matter all over you next season.

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

SKANK CANCER->RAINBOW KILLER->CLEVELAND STEAMER

Time for another name change.

I can't quite figure out the Katherine Heigl hate. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's incredibly distasteful and irritating, but she is certainly not the only obliviously narcissistic, loudmouthed blowhard in the entertainment industry...so what makes her so much more annoying than, say, Paris Hilton? Is it because Paris has been around longer so she's faded to a dull, constant headache as opposed to the sharp cerebral stabbing of the ball peen Heiglhammer? I truly wish to understand. She grates, but she doesn't really grate any MORE than all the other shrill, ignorant cows swanning about with verbal diarrhea.

Thing is, Sarina, even Paris manages to not insult the folks who are supporting her, especially WHILE they are supporting her. And I am sure the writers behind "Hottie and the Nottie" deserved to get crapped on. Heigl, on the other hand, gets on a hit show, then a hit film, and yet can't stop talking crap about those involved.

When this first started, it seemed that most of the hate was just random choice. Like something got triggered in a Manchurian Candidate sort of way: a codeword was uttered, and all of a sudden, people hated Heigl. But as time progressed, and she got more and more obnoxious and patently ungrateful, I started to understand that the hate wasn't unfair, it was premature. It was almost like she had to earn the hate, and did so with flying colors.