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You're missing out on vitamin water. It's pretty good stuff.

What do you get when you cross a tampon stun gun with a foot cunt?

"What do you get when you cross a tampon stun gun with a foot cunt?"

Stun Cunt?

"Our very own Manny is the next big YouTube sensation. You can tell your friends you knew him before he was famous."

Yeah, famous for walking around with what's probably a dislocated shoulder for the past two days.......someone kill me, please.

I say "Crampons" or "Stunt Cunts". Weeee!

Who's the idiot who writes the "I don't like you that way" blog? They refer to Liev Schrieber as "4th in line for loan at DiTech guy". Hello?

He was nominated (again) for a Tony this year and works non-stop in New York theater...and had a feature story on CBS Sunday Morning (okay geek show). I can't remember anything post-King Kong for Naomi.

My two cents...Hollywood vs. Theater

Take your pain like a man, Manny. A rather rotund, not apparently graceful, temporarily insane, totally awesome man. Suck it up.

Amanda47, screw that Todd guy (the guy on IDLYITW). He wouldn't have been cracking such a crappy joke if he saw Liev playing Conan O'Brien. Unfortunately, this means I must remove Naomi Watts from my regular circulation of fantasies, since I have a succinct rule to never lust after married women.

Thanks a lot, TK. Now my resume is only 5 lines long. 10, if you count the letterhead.

That Punch-Out vid was awesome! Kid Icarus as the landlord, hah!

The Punch Out trailer was fucking fantastic.

Amanda, don't know who that person is, but probably 90% of folks who regularly read Pajiba could list 10 films Liev Schreiber has appeared in. Off the top of my head: Daytrippers, Scream (won't even cheat and use more than one), Manchurian Candidate, Big Night, Sphere, Sum of All Fears (cool CIA killer, one of my favorites of his, though the movie blew), Painted Veil (watched last night), Omen (bwuh!), ummm ... Walking and Talking, and ... -- ooh, how could I forget Party Girl with our good friend Dr. Posey? If you use more than one Scream it's easier. I know there are others.

The vajayjay reference was enough to start me snorting, but then the tampon stun guns. Sweeeeeet!

Yes, I would be the doofus who injure her ladies bits in a mad rush to switch out my tampax. But just think, I'd probably never need a bikini wax again.

Hmmmmmm.

The vajayjay reference was enough to start me snorting, but then the tampon stun guns. Sweeeeeet!

Yes, I would be the doofus who injure her lady bits in a mad rush to switch out my tampax. But just think, I'd probably never need a bikini wax again.

Hmmmmmm.

I'm concerned someone may intentionally try out the stun cunt for some of that Catholic girl's school "experimentation." Actually, "concerned" is probably not the right word ... more intrigued. (And that will be the only time I'll be using THAT word without following it with a hail of bullets in a John Woo/Quentin Tarintino project.)

I have that fucking Punch Out music stuck in my head now.

That was awesomely worth it, though.

Thank you, THANK YOU for making me feel like an 8-year-old kid again.

I would absolutely go see that movie. Fantastic (now that's a damn training montage).

*visits YouTube page and adds to "Favorite Videos"*

Aaaah TK, my love for you grows even more. I have the same issues with CV writing, you don't sound assholish at all (if that is infact not a word/the correct spelling I demand that someone make it so). As one of the few people in my social circle who's actually been required to be in some form of employment throughout school and college and the only one who went out and actually got a job after graduating I have become something of a resume writing guru for my friends.

Is it wrong that I enjoy sending back their carefully honed pieces of work covered with red pen?

Damn my not being able to watch videos at work, this means I'm actually going to have to switch the computer on when I get in tonight. Thanks a lot Pajiba.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Naomi, why???? ...sob...

Damn you Leiv, Damn you to HEEELLLLLL!

TK, as a college student less than a year from graduation, that list gets a bookmark. Anytime I'm getting my resume ready I'll just pull it up as a handy checklist. Not that I'm an idiot, but we all have our off days.

Good luck with the shoulder, Manny. And socalled just made me cringe in a big way with the proposed tampon stun gun experimentation. My girl parts hurt just thinking about it.

excuse me but what the hell are high-heeled sneakers? i really wish that i didn't know that they or posh spice existed.

Genny, glad you enjoyed it. We're a full service operation at the ole' Meat Factory.