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I...I just...what the hell?!?! Is that supposed to turn me on or make me flee in terror? I'm leaning towards that latter...

Well. I've seen or heard of a lot of... unusual... porn in my time.

Ottoman porn is a first. I guess that's just how I was raised.

God, I fucking love Bruce Campbell.

did the ottoman consent or did I just witness ottoman gang rape?

How much d'you wanna bet they finished on each other after the filming? That poor, poor ottoman...

Okay, so they like, planned and choreographed that? How did that conversation start? Did "Pipelaya" confess that his #1 fantasy was to gang rape an ottoman? Or maybe "XTC" dosed all of their drinks with a potent combo of X and acid, and they thought the ottoman was Beyonce?

I'm confused. And disgusted.

Warner Bros. recently flew seven bloggers to British Columbia to promote its teen drama "Supernatural." The bloggers got to stay free of charge at Vancouver's Sutton Place Hotel, where rooms start at $162 a night, and spend a day hanging out on the show's Canadian set.

Son... of... a.... BITCH. Who the fuck out there is possibly blogging about that goddman show more than I do? Cocksuckers!!! Well gentlemen of the CW, I do hope you know that you have made yourselves an enemy.

Did anyone else watching the basketball video find the fact that it turned into a memorial a little...disturbing? I thought I was going to watch them dunk in CRAZY ways, and then you see in loving memory of. I would be ok with that if I knew that's what I was in store for. I'm not laughing - I just feel sad.

Anyhoo, back to finishing with up Pajiba Love. Apparently there's some Ottoman porn to watch!

I totally need to watch things before I read comments. I kept seeing the words "ottoman" and "porn" and was imagining two 90 year old Turks that once lived in the former Ottoman Empire having sex. I think I'm glad it turned out to be a chair.

JKo, I was a little disconcerted by that too. But if you go to the comments on youtube, the guy who made it "Vertical Jones" says that it was in memorium because the other guy was too busy to make the video with them this time (he's in most of the others).

Speaking as a former teenage girl in the late 80's, the saddest thing about George Michael is that he's not even good looking anymore.

I couldn't finish the ottoman porn .

That Cavemen clip makes me want to cry. And the Ottoman porn was just scary.
Although, I totally cracked up at McGeek's alternate scenario - I just wouldn't want to see it. Can you imagine the brain scrubbing you'd need?

One TV show review blog coming up! Hey networks! Look at me, I'm bloggin', I'm bloggin'!!!!

(Now all I need is cable)

Oh dear...I like how they have their real names at the end.

Bruce Campbell rules
Fred Thompson rules
Ottoman Porn rules

That is all

Did anyone else watching the basketball video find the fact that it turned into a memorial a little...disturbing?

What basketball video?

What was better-the real names at the end, or the way they were all bumping and grinding in the background while whichever one's turn it was took over on the ottoman?

And am I the only one thinking of Eddie Izzard? I know I am.

Oh-and Bruce Campbell is the shiznit.

Also, good luck on getting invited to the parties. I think it would take Pajiba to a whole new level. It would also be awesome. I'd totally love to see what would happen with one of you at a "season launch" for some really idiotic sitcom, biting your tongues whenever someone says, "But it'll never be "Everybody Loves Raymond!""

How funny is it that I saw that Supernatural thing and the first thing I thought was "oh, man... litelysalted's gonna be pissed!"

If by "buy an ottoman" you mean "never even look at an ottoman again" then yes, the video worked.

What the fuck was that shit?

Best comment on the YouTube page for the Campbell video: "Bruce, YOU RULE MY FACE."

It didn't quite top the first one in my opinion, but it was still so much awesome.

Also, Fred Thompson's comeback was priceless. I may be a dirty, filthy liberal who wants universal health care, but I can still see that Castro is a crazy old fuck and that anyone who hangs around him may be his next victim. I mean, if Cuba is so wonderful, Michael Moore, WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO ESCAPE?!?!?!!

The ottoman video. My God. No offense intended, but five males inside a closed room, gyrating to boot-knocking music and essentially raping furniture for the fun of it makes me question their sexual preferences. I honestly thought that if one of those guys wasn't fast enough off that ottoman, the next in line would have totally mounted him.

Well, I can't say the ottoman video was quite what I expected to see. I dare not read the comments on You Tube, as I know some naive young girl may believe, "OMG! That was soooooooo haaawwwwttt," and I might die a little inside.

Sadly, it's not the first "porn" of its kind I've seen. Let's just say I'm from a small, country town and leave it at that.

Love the Old Spice commercial, though.

the chin is so cool it pains me to not be him. i met him once and it was the crowning moment of my life, especially because he gave me some candy. which should be sad, but it really isnt, when you think about it. its probably the crowning moment of alot of people's lives. either way, i almost want to wear old spice because of that commercial. not quite, but almost.

also, forgive me, but the caveman show is no worse than 99% of the "comedies" released these days. its being treated like its the antichrist in television form. its about on level with the simpsons nowadays. i still wouldnt watch it if you put a gun to my head, but jesus, it aint that bad.

There is nothing not terrifying about the ottoman rape video. Nothing.

Thanks for ruining Ottoman's for me guys. Thanks a lot.

Was anyone else surprised that the boys didn't seem to be uh, stiff, considering how into it they were and all?

I can't even describe how much my face must have been contorted while watching that ottoman porn. That was just bizarre.

I kept seeing the words "ottoman" and "porn" and was imagining two 90 year old Turks that once lived in the former Ottoman Empire having sex.
And THAT was just awesome. :-D

Also? I

According to Cruel.com, the Ottoman Boyz are aspiring strippers, and the video is their idea of advertising.

Their MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/peerpressure5

I don't know if that destroys the mystery of the ottoman video, or just makes it funnier. I haven't made up my mind.

I got 30 seconds into that ottoman porn clip before my eyes started to hurt and I felt like blood was going to drip out of them.

Did anyone read the show description on the ABC site below the Caveman clip? It ends with this: Basing the show on their popular GEICO "cavemen" commercials, Joe Lawson, Will Speck and Josh Gordon (Blades of Glory ) have created a hilarious and thought-provoking social commentary on race relations in today's America.

Seriously--"thought-provoking social commentary on race relations"? If that passes for thought-provoking at ABC.... OK, who am I kidding--it's not like we should expect much great intelligence from those network guys.

TK... Think that excursion was planned before or after I expressed my feelings about Jared Padalecki's choice in movie roles by photoshopping a dog taking a crap on a Thomas Kincade painting? Could it be that I shot myself in the foot? Should I just grow up and stop being obsessed with teenybopper shows and not shop from the Delias catalog anymore? FUUUUCK NO!!!!!!!

You're all just jumping on the "Bash the Cavemen" bandwagon. Leave it alone until we actually see a few episodes. I thought the clip was pretty funny.

At least I wasn't the only one disturbed by the Ottoman thing. Ew. I kept my mouse over the pause button in case one dude mounted the other. I also found myself wondering which orifice each guy was imagining, since none of them seemed to be "doing" the same spot. Then I tore my eyes out and began begging the Lord for forgiveness.

Is it true those guys want to be strippers? They're just so...scrawny looking.

At least the Bruce Campbell thing was classy and well done. And hilarious. *sigh* I vote he replace that Shaun of the Dead guy on the Pajiba's 10 Most Bangable list.

really?!!? you were all disgusted by it to that much of a degree? you must lead some sheltered lives. i personally couldnt stop laughing, it started with like 1:15 left on the clock when they all started walking past the camera again while all moving like some sort of upright convulsion. i thought it was hysterical, assumign that they didnt intend to be taken seriously. i mean come on, a group of (dare i say) kids, what was there, 5 or 6 of them? and none of them foudn it ridiculous, they all did it? i find it hard to believe it was meant to be for real. i kept thinking "and they put it on youtube," haha

W-wait... you mean the ottoman video was serious? Er, about whatever it was about? I mean, X2C. Satisfaktion. Pipelaya. Synchronized otto-humping (with back-up air-hump). If all five guys actually played that back for themselves before spreading it around and honestly came to the conclusion, "Yes. This is a sexy yet sincere effort to demonstrate how we will smoove one or both genders", then this, sirs and madams, is the face of the true horrors of groupthink.

I....my god. Honestly, did I just see that?I would give my left breast to go back in time 3 minutes so that those ridiculous men could not burn their air/furniture/wall fucking images into my brain. Simply repulsive*

*All coming from a girl who can admit that she watches porn from time to time.