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Just remember, if anything happens to Nick Cannon, I was in class the entire time.

The pork and cheese ventures? Oh, you betcha!

I'll leave the others to others.

I'm not gonna lie... Shrimp and Mayo Roll Crust? Sounds fucking delicious.

Interesting TK...cuz that one made me throw up a little.

RE: The Asian Pizzas.

We had a team lunch once, and a Chinese lady on our team brought the chips. They tasted a little odd, so we searched the package for any sign of English, and there it was, "Squid Chips." The lady who brought them said, "No, no, no. They not squid. They just squid flavor."

The only pizza listed that I would try would be the sweet potato one...though I love the ingredients on others, I just can't do mayo and pizza. I can't do mayo and most things. And shrimp on a pizza has ALWAYS turned me off. Barf.

That's so funny Julie, because the sweet potato pizza is the ONLY one I wouldn't eat. I effing can't stand sweet potatoes, so I don't believe in that pizza. I definitely don't love mayo, but I'd still be willing to try all the others. There's enough craziness going on that the mayo might be okay. I don't even normally like stuffed crust, but I've found that often, the weirder the pizza the more I might like it.

Unless it has barbecue sauce. BBQ has no business consorting with pizza!

I have said it before, but it bears repeating: people who do not like mayonnaise should be hit in the head. From behind. With a shovel.

I mean, who doesn't like shrimp? And mayo? And of course we all like pizza. HOW CAN THIS BE A BAD IDEA?! GODDAMN IT, WHAT ARE WE, COMMUNISTS? MONSTERS? UNITARIANS?

You people make me sick.

I like shrimp! Just not on pizza. That is disgusting. And mayo looks like what would come spewing out of Godzilla if he were to be given a massive blow job from the Incredible Hulk.

Julie = dead to me.

Sorry TK, those pizzas look freaking disgusting. I'm pretty old-fashioned I guess, because a pizza with so many toppings and sauces that you can't even taste the crust (which any Italian worth their salt will tell you is the most important part of a pizza), or that loses most of its toppings with the first bite, IS NOT PIZZA. It's something else, like shrimp and mayo pie, but it ain't pizza.

I'm allergi to shrimp. But I'd try the sweet potato one! Mmmm...sweet potatoes....

When I was EIC at my college newspaper, MTV sent us a letter soliciting us to ... audition, I guess, to be the newspaper featured in that reality show. I asked all the staffers if they'd be interested, and there was a resounding "NO." I guess those crazy high schoolers are better equipped to enjoy exposing themselves to the world than we were.

I object, sir, to being hit in the head with a shovel. I will eat mayo in very small quantities on a sandwich, but I hugely prefer mustard. Spicy brown mustard, please. Otherwise, I like mayo MIXED in things, like dip or deviled eggs or even pasta salad if it's not drowning in it. I just don't like it plain or in large quantities. It's too bland and creamy. I don't like alfredo sauce, either. But that is not cause to hit me with a shovel! Do I go around assaulting people with garden implements for not liking vinegar or curry? No I do not, even though these people are clearly retarded and useless and fairly begging to be stabbed with the business end of a rake. I dig deep and find it within my cold, shrivelled heart to let them soldier on in their ignorance, because I am just that nice.

Damn it.

Sarina...mmm, curry. I'm having Thai red curry tonight with spring rolls. Hell yes my friends.

Hmmmm, Thai Red Curry, huh? I'm planning on having a jar of dill pickles. And maybe a milkshake and some fries. What? I had a salad for lunch!

Hee! The cravings already attacking Miss Kolby? :p

I was gonna say - Kolby, in another month, you'll be begging for those pizzas.

Brown mustard, deviled eggs, curry and disrespect of sweet potatoes.

It figures!

My mother tormented me with Gulden's as a child. How I wept when she didn't buy the Plochman's, but I tried to not cry out loud like Melissa instructed me.

Apparently she never thought I minded and was briefly aghast when years later I said "oh I hate that stuff!" But that's your mother's job, to not remember what you do NOT want to eat. That's just nature's fault.

But that's your mother's job, to not remember what you do NOT want to eat.

Ain't that the truth. My mother spent my entire childhood convinced that I liked mayo instead of mustard and that I hated peanut butter. To this day she puts peppermint gum instead of cinnamon in my Christmas stocking and still thinks I like those DISGUSTING peach rings. She also puts Cadbury Creme Eggs in my Easter basket, and you know how I feel about those abominations.

I love how often it comes down to mayo in this place.

Someone gave me a recipe for a chocolate mayonnaise cake today. Supposedly it should make the cake extra moist. I dunno.

Aw, the dog I had growing up was named Luke. *sniff*

Maybe I'm just tired or something, but I found that clip really sad!! Poor little Miley.

Mariah Carey is fucking fabulous.
And yeah, all of those pizzas sound disgusting. Crust, tomato sauce, cheese. Why mess with a good thing?

Greer: you can't taste the mayo, and it does make the cake supermoist. If you're squeamish, substitute sour cream but not the non-fat crap.

Gary I'd have more respect for you if your wife put on a strap-on and took you from behind. Motherfucker please, what happened to your different strokes money?

So Pookie, you want Gary Coleman to marry Billy Ray Cyrus?

Hmmmm, Thai Red Curry, huh? I'm planning on having a jar of dill pickles. And maybe a milkshake and some fries. What? I had a salad for lunch!

Kolby, just one question: does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Belated congrats on the hitchiker. Rock it, girl.

The Paper is f-ing awesome, and not just because of it's star, Amanda (who is admittedly the best thing to happen to reality tv since--ever). The teens seem so genuine and familiar. They have acne. They're gawky. The girls aren't makeup-slathered, hair-extensioned freaks like the vapid souls of "The Hills" or "The Real World." And these kids are actually smart. Their main concern for the first episode was who got the editor-in-chief position. They have heated debates over page layouts. It's so refreshing and honest and hilarious.