Pajiba

Yeah, Artie has been slowing losing it on the show. But I love the big lug. Hopefully this week off will, instead of killing him, give him some rest and he'll come back to the show.

Don't die Artie. You've got Roseanne's Vag-uvenation to talk about.

Oh! Oh! I know who Katie Price is! Her other name is Jordan. She's married to Peter Andre (of the Mysterious Girl). She has big boobs! And she's English! I bet that's more information than most of you knew about her. I'm particularly proud of myself for knowing all this while not having a fucking clue who put it in my head. Hmm...Maybe I'm a "Doll".

Oh, Ice, Ice, baby...why you wanna go and do that? Did she make fun of your Running Man?

They missed a couple "manly" jelly bean flavor combinations:

*Angioplasty (hot wings+pork+drippins+chili dog+gravy)
*Barroom brawl (headbutt+boot+blood+whiskey+pain+gravel)
*Gay fetish porn (boot+leather+beer+fear+pain+tobacco)

jeem Ha!

You missed one:
Elliot Spitzer scandal (stripper+boobs+groin pull+leather+pain)

Impressive.

Most impressive.

But tell me where Nell McAndrew is these days. Always liked her more.

Not that Emily Bouff didn't come along and smash all those other 90s tarts into the ground like a blonde tent peg.

Oh, Sarina! The Running Man's another dance I can do!

Doesn't seem to be as in demand as the Loompa songs, but I can do it, and that's saying a whole hell of a lot. Oh the shame of it all, Motown father moves to Miami as a kid then decides to become an urban cowboy and a honky tonk mack, a dancin' machine the whole time. I'm the last holding the name, but the GAME died with him.

Manly Jelly Beans?

Jelly Belly Wine Bar.

(Apparantly the 'dirt' flavor from the Bertie Botts' line is used frequently)

I hope you just didn't call me Sarina, Jay. I mean...I dig her and consider her to be a worthy Scrabble opponent, but still...

I can do the running man too. Hell there isn't a move straight out of the 80s that I don't know. I didn't have enough to do as a kid.

"Oh, Sarina! The Running Man's another dance I can do!"

Dearest Jay,

First the Oompa Loompa dance, and now the Running Man? You are a mysterious ocean of awesome. I. Want. A. Goddamn. VIDEO. If you really love me, you will find a way to make it happen.

...or I will kill you in your sleep.

Love and tequila flavoured kisses,
Sarina

Seeing Kids In The Hall in Nashville! wheeeeee!

And except for KITH, this could have been called "Pajiba Love, Tool Edition."

Vanilla Ice = tool
Artie Fuckface = tool
Roseanne Barrnold = tool
English chick = tool
Chris Matthews = super tool
(I saw that Daily Show and laughed for days. Stewart handed Matthews his dick on a platter.)

Jay, I second what Sarina said.

"Jay, I second what Sarina said."

Posted by: Julie at April 11, 2008 5:00 PM

NO VIDEO 'TIL YOU RESURRECT YOUR BLOG!

Ahem. I mean, totally apropos of nothing, wouldn't it be lovely if you brought your blog back? And of course by 'lovely' I mean 'necessary for your survival.'

I...haven't even had any energy drinks today. I'm not really sure what's up with me. I'm not usually this ambitious in my violent demands unless I'm jacked up on caffeine.

Yes, but Artie is an entertaining tool. And aren't most Pajiba Love's tool-fueled?

Jay, you crazy bastard, it looks like you are on your way to internet stardom.

The KITH show was amazing. They're doing all-new material, some with old characters like Gavin, some totally new stuff, like (what I'm calling) Time-Travel Man. Afterwards, everyone but Mark came out for a meet and greet. They were all patient, gracious, friendly, and funny. Dave was pleased to hear that I liked his Hollerado video (thanks, Litely!). Scott stood around for 5 minutes waiting for my friend to figure out how the camera on her phone worked while a dense fan-circle surrounded us, waiting for their turn. It was fantastic! I had such a good time I'm going to see them again on April 25th. And just for the record:

I TOUCHED DAVE FOLEY.

Oh, squee!! Thanks for sharing, Three-nineteen!

I'm seeing them near Philly later this month and I hope the venues not too packed to do a meet and greet for my stop. I think I would esplode if I touched Dave Foley.

On a more positive note: my mother's birthday is today!

Three-nineteen: excellent news. The tickets weren't that much but still expensive enough that I hope I don't give a shit what I paid when it's all over. Good indications there.

Riles: That is exactly why my medium is 35mm still photography. Hell, the stuff I've written in the past ten years will eventually haunt me enough. Sure, I can be seen singing late Monday nights at the Star Bar, but I'll admit I have not put enough dancing into it as of yet.

Now I see there's a new monument to Laika. First there was the fundraising for the injured baby zebra found next to I-75 needing emergency surgery, then they gotta throw the Space Dog that I can't help at all at me! It's like Cute Overload took its "Cute Or Sad?" choice and started shouting it with a gun to my head!

You all look at Cute Overload, right?

How about Disapproving Rabbits?

Right, never mind.

Oh, I forgot! Jordan's had several, I think, boob reductions lately. She so DESPERATELY wants to be Katie Price. But, I don't think that works. Posh had enough sense to not even really try. I saw yesterday that Julianne Moore has also written a picture book called "Freckleface Strawberry" about a seven year old with some self-image problems. It barely matters what the text is with the LeUyen Pham artwork.

Also, I just saw Tina Fey as the cover story in the new Marie Claire, with pictures inside that made me say "...Guh". That's a good thing, mind you.

And speaking of Mr. Ice (who we did not respect once it was revealead that he was from Texas and had no right to talk about A1A and Beachfront Avenue), do you remember when the story came out that Rick Allen had been arrested for the same thing? That was the WEIRDEST black comedy ever.

Jon Stewart owns everyone's ass. Jon Stewart owns life's ass. Why is this news?

Stacey - the venue I was at for KITH seats around 2,500. The meet and greet was not announced, we had 4th row seats(!) and were waiting for the crowd to disperse when Scott came out on stage and started shaking hands. Being slightly drunk, I pushed my way to the front to talk to him and was there when he told the crowd that they were coming out front. So hang out a little after the show and maybe you'll see them. I'm going again before you and I'll let you know if they do the meet and greet again. Maybe Mark will come out this time and I can tell him about my love for Slings & Arrows.

jay-
cute overload and disapproving rabbits are in the top 5 at MY house. the fuzzy ones that live here insist on it!

Off-Hours TV P.S.:
30 Rock continuity, and right at the beginning! Huzzah!

Nicole: The Doctor will have transmitted by about 2:30 EDT tomorrow. I want confirmation that you are gathering this material. You *did* see Voyage of the Damned and Time Crash, yes?

Staffers That Be: Damn, I think some kinda balls out BSG open thread is gonna be needed even more than recaps. The wait-WHAT?! moments tonight were a bit too thick and fast to take alone. Am I alone here? 8 more of these in this stretch? Yikes.

Continue with your weekend.

Cute Overload is not just on my "to-do" list, it IS my "to-do" list some days. I may be a misanthrope but even misanthropes are not immune to the power of fluff.

Jay as long as the thread's on a delay to allow those of us overseas to find the episode (legal or otherwise) I'm down. I NEVER have anyone to talk to about BSG and it drives me damned nuts sometimes. I'd jump in over at TWoP, but I'm pretty sure that coming in late in the game would just mean I'd get talked over.

LOLCat Bible is old news, just to let you know.

Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young guys. I saw him on"SeekingRich.com"
last week.

The Jelly Belly stuff isn't that far from the very real and completely nasty stuff the Jones Soda folks and the Demeter Fragrance people have been selling. Come on, turkey soda and dirt perfume. Guh.

Genny, I'm sort of in the same boat you are. I have to stay away from all the BSG talk 'round here. Mr. Pink and I just finished up the second season. Eagerly waiting a chance to start watching season three. I've already picked up a few spoilers accidentally reading interviews. Now I have to screen my Pajiba!

Pink, I feel so excited for you! There's so much Battlestar left for you to see and experience! I only get the rest of this season, which makes me sad. I know how at least part of my $600 "sorry we broke the economy" refund check is getting spent; more BSG DVDs. And I'll keep buttoned up about spoilers, I promise.

Yeah, the Jelly Belly flavors in that article looked rank, but the Jelly Bean wine bar was deeply intriguing. I know nothing about wine, other than I buy what's cheap, so I might give it a try. Worse case scenario, I get to eat a lot of jelly beans.

LOLCAT bible, LOLCAT shirt, LOLCAT themed computer, LOLCAT energy drink, LOLCAT Jones Soda, LOLCAT clock, LOLCAT wireless, and more!!!! Only at:

LOLCATSTORE.COM
You can haz the LOLCAT merchandise?

Coming up after the jump....

LOLCATZ TEH MOVIE!
I can haz ur soul?

Katie Price looks like Mimi Rogers in drag...

You think Katie Price, the mermaid looks bad. Search on "Katie Price wedding pictures." She looks like a Barbie doll exploded.