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How the hell does Farley's brother know what happened in those final days? As far as I know he's never been mentioned as even being around then. Man, I miss Chris.

I thought that Pii thing was an April Fool's gag.

Awww....I would totally be all over Christina Ricci if I ever saw her in the street. I just can't resist those anime eyes.

I realize that WiiWii remote game is a fake...but honestly, as soon as I read the word "Japanese", I was this close to believing it. Those crazy japanese...what fetish will they market next?!?!?!

Babies + lemons = hilarious, except for my friend's kid, who absolutely loves them. He makes no face whatsoever when he eats them; it's quite disappointing.

I remember flying into Gatwick Airport (England) in 1980 and they had eggplant colored toilet paper in the restrooms, for reasons I cannot explain. It was rough and disturbing to use. I suspect it was to discourage you from stealing the TP. However, I would so buy the barbwire TP or the crime scene tape TP.

Yes, sadly, Chevy Chase is STILL an asshole and Chris Farley is not. Unfortunately, Chris Farley is dead and Chevy Chase..well..you know the rest.

And I am way too excited that Snoopy was there with Dave Foley. Snoopy!

Hee! Like the pickle kid on "The Soup"!

*Makes sign of the cross at Shadows*

Stay back! Christina Ricci is my slightly-more-pointy-chinned twin, people normally say they find my eyes a) disturbing or b) googly. Also I have been banned from wearing pigtails around my flatmate as apparently I look like an anime character with my hair like that and it creeps her out. *sigh*

I would just like to take this opportunity to say how much I'm enjoying the advertising on Pajiba at the moment especially "inmyleague. com - because love isn't blind" there's something oddly poetic and incredibly funny about that tagline.

Alex...you're so lucky you already got yourself an internet stalker friend...because I would totally be your internet stalker friend otherwise. Alas...I'm already devoted to a certain board game playing lady of the evening...and she hates when I invite others to play unannounced...

Oh, and the sign of the cross only makes me giggle.

I want revenge toilet paper. I see so many instances when that'd come in handy. Who was the genius who thought of that?

[shudder]...must not look at Nicole Kidman directly...

Wait, Stacey, are you saying that Dave Foley is older than your dad?

Crap! That's not what I meant to say. I think I got "younger" and "less old" jumbled in my head.

Hmm. I think I have to lay off the sauce while Pajiba Loving.

Hmm. I think I have to lay off the sauce while Pajiba Loving.

That's just crazy talk! After all, anything worth doing is worth doing drunk. It's true.

Personally...I don't know if this place would be the same if everyone was sober while posting or reviewing...

Hehe...pajiba loving...

Sarina certainly has a valid point. I was just worried since, though I thought I'm probably a few years older than you, my parents were born more than ten years before Dave and the math just didn't work!

Alas...I'm already devoted to a certain board game playing lady of the evening...and she hates when I invite others to play unannounced...

First: Awwww.
Second: WHAT?! The more the merrier, bring on the girls!
Third: "Board game playing lady of the evening" makes me sound like the madamn of The House of Chutes and Ladders and Boobies and Leather.
Fourth: I...am buzzed from happy hour. Carry on.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys. And now that I think about it... That boxed wine story gives me a fabulous idea, being that a box of wine is roughly the same shape and size of my desk drawer at work. Coincidence? All I'd need to do is cut a little hole for the spout, and voilà!

I said unannounced, my madam. But now that I know...

Stacey, it's not coincidence. And it would be very, very funny to see someone sipping on a giant sippy straw coming out of her desk at work...

I don't think Chevy chase was being a true dickhead, I think he was being a dickhead with purpose. I can see saying that to someone who you suspect is trying to kill themselves slowly while emulating an idol.

Hee hee. I went to an all girls' college, Shadows, don't tempt me with the ladies. I was just telling thejodester at happy hour tonight about the beautiful girl who lived across from me who tried to seduce me with strawberry wine.

my mom says they used to feed my brother lemons and dill pickles instead of crackers at restaurants when he was a baby.

of course i've actually seen him eat dog food and drink tabasco straight from the bottle, so this probably explains a lot of things.

I'll be right there with a box of strawberry wine and the puppy leather whips...

Oh David.

I'll be waiting with my...black polka dot pajama pants and my black tank top!

I am too buzzed to imagine something hot, so my real jammies it is. :)

You didn't stop with happy hour, did you.

But why be happy for only one hour?

Just remember your vitamins!

I was given a bottle of pomegranate wine but haven't opened it yet. Anyone have any experience?

Jay...NOPE. Hee hee hee.

And exactly why only be happy for one hour? Why not for 2, and then catch the trolley home, and then drink wine and explain your undying love of the Phillies to your roommate, and then as soon as she leaves drink MORE wine and read Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, and then post on Pajiba again?

Heh. I am going to bed.

"And exactly why only be happy for one hour? Why not for 2, and then catch the trolley home, and then drink wine and explain your undying love of the Phillies to your roommate, and then as soon as she leaves drink MORE wine and read Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, and then post on Pajiba again?"

Exchange the word "trolley" with "tube" and "Phillies" with "Firefly" and you did exactly the same thing I did last night. Book choice and everything.

Plus: polka dot PJs? All girl's school? Love of Scrabble? Jesus, Julie we're officially the same person. It's weird how often this happens to me.

Stay back! Christina Ricci is my slightly-more-pointy-chinned twin, people normally say they find my eyes a) disturbing or b) googly. Also I have been banned from wearing pigtails around my flatmate as apparently I look like an anime character with my hair like that and it creeps her out. *sigh*

That's right Shadows. Back away from the hottie. It is disappointing that after all the work I put in to look half-crazed and obsessed, you are the only one who acknowledges my position as her cyberstalker du juor. Everybody else is too busy hooking her up with SoCalled and such.

Sometimes, I think you people just don't appreciate me and my insanity.

If it makes you feel any better yours ia the only obsession I acknowledge V, rest assured that despite all insinuations that socalled plans to turn me into a lamp you remain my one nd only cyber-stalker. That I know of.

Exchange the word "trolley" with "tube" and "Phillies" with "Firefly" and you did exactly the same thing I did last night. Book choice and everything.

Hee!! Seriously, you're reading that book too? I adore it, I'm reading it for me and friends' book club. Yes I said book club. I. Am. Supernerd.

Yep, yep I am indeed! Just got it back from a friend. She stole it from me before I'd even had the chance to read it, I guess it's my own fault for making her read Everything Is Illuminated the last time she came to stay with me. I just started it - taking a break from the non-fiction as my non-fiction choices tend to be cause related and make me ranty and a nightmare to live with.

I'm jealous of your book club I have very few people I can talk books with. When I find them I tend to cling onto them for dear life... which may explain my rather strange circle of friends and my love for random people on the internets.

I'm the same way, most of my friends don't read much, and the ones that do haven't been lately. My best friend Jay finally got back into a reading kick, so we joined the book club of a group of his girlfriends from high school. It's so nice to take a day out of each month and discuss the same novel, I haven't had that since my english major days in college. I didn't realize how much I missed that type of discourse. :)

We've read some great stuff and some crap (we each get a month to pick the book)...we did Eat, Pray, Love which I despised with every fiber of my being, I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak which was great, The Brooklyn Follies by Paul Auster which was...interesting. :)

Hee Julie , I liked Eat, Pray, Love for the descriptions of food. I'd like to go to Italy to try that pizza.
But then, I've met very few books (and, let's be honest here, pizzas) that I didn't like.

Pea-heh. That was the only section I liked! :)

Julie - I've heard that from a lot of people. I didn't mind the second section (India), though. I could have done without the third section.

Sometimes, I think you people just don't appreciate me and my insanity.

Awwww...I fully acknowledge your eccentric madness, Vermillion. You're my internet counterpart.